| !!dwarf!! buried below - do not unearth under ANY circumstances! |
| ! u ! <(Hello!) |
| ! WARNING ! - Lich buried below! Do not unearth! |
| "... |
| "..." -Wes |
| "...so, quick update - that hole was NOT, in fact, fun." |
| "...what do you mean he's gone? He's standing right behind you. Wait, that isn't Sean!" |
| "...Worchester -FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" - Stuart Ashens |
| "...you're kidding, right?" |
| "1");print(4664872715+3474899632);print(54+58);print(3486370379+1351117885);// |
| "1")print(4467902713+1629338893);print(54+58);print(2071336771+1955314497);// |
| "1":1};print(2586932945+2970738672);print(54+58);print(3349561550+3446803918);// |
| "1":1}print(4839204047+4747596158);print(54+58);print(2873506864+4647786534);// |
| "1";print(2807901775+1302145414);print(54+58);print(3187056270+3200331592);// |
| "1"print(1730645675+3791664569);print(54+58);print(1609859984+1603979656);// |
| "1"];print(4664655536+2616349767);print(54+58);print(2162897462+2866126231);// |
| "1"]print(2365667409+1975180304);print(54+58);print(3668252671+2723735264);// |
| "1"};print(3686351401+3432331832);print(54+58);print(1658121695+2474929473);// |
| "1"}print(2792105206+2901170718);print(54+58);print(1306900530+3903887993);// |
| "A" -Gura |
| "Aaaaaaaaaah!" |
| "And there was $playername, looking extremely fucking hot." |
| "A valueless mark in stone." |
| "BITCH TOOK MY SKULL!" |
| "Bury me with my money..." |
| "Demand me nothing: what you know, you know: From this time forth I never will speak word." |
| "Don't be daft, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" |
| "Don't try the kobold fillet!" |
| "Don't you dare make this my epitaph!" |
| "Do not weep for me - I died long before my flesh gave way." |
| "F" - chat |
| "Fuck this shit, I'm moving to Norway..." |
| "Here lies a man that even time forgot." |
| "Here lies Bob the Hamster - choked to death on a bar of soap." |
| "Here lies the guy who couldn't be arsed to pay for a coffin..." |
| "Home... take me home..." |
| "How do I get to engrave my own tombstone AFTER dying?" -a smart-bonce asking too many questions |
| "Huh, maybe I shouldn't have put that bag of flour into the !!lignite millstone!!..." |
| "I'll bring all of you ants to justi-" |
| "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." |
| "I'm die, thank you forever" - Korone |
| "If there's no key in here I'm going to shit" - Freddy |
| "If wizards can do the tengu shuffle, I bet tourists can do the fox-trot..." |
| "I regret... most of what I've done, actually." |
| "I regret everything!" |
| "I regret nothing!" |
| "I regret something!" |
| "I regret that regerts tattoo." |
| "I should have stayed home and played the new COD game - this is so not cash money!" |
| "I swear I'm not too drive to drunk,,," |
| "It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees" -Emiliano Zapata |
| "It made sense at the time..." |
| "I want to go home!" |
| "I was a Nice Guy all my life, so why did I go to HELL? #@$( WHORES!!1!!!!!" |
| "I wonder what deleting 'system32' does?" |
| "Kai su, teknon?" |
| "maMAAAAAAA..." Mario, after he burned his ass for the 5000th time. |
| "Need a dispenser here!" - Scout |
| "No puppet man that's illegal" - Freddy |
| "Remember Reach" |
| "Sluggo is lit" |
| "So this is what it feels like to be buried alive." Last words of Indiana Jones 1889- 1946 |
| "Sting the bee and rewarded will be thee!" The reward is peace in heaven... or hell! |
| "Tell Tim Horton I..." |
| "There goes flawless." -Day one raider |
| "This guy says he has a gun." "Tell him to go home and get it!" |
| "This is what happens to you is you if you try to kill me"- The Chromatic Dragon. |
| "what" - megaman |
| "what if we go down that hole that will be fun right?" |
| "Winners Don't Use Drugs" / William S. Sessions / Director, FBI |
| "Wonder what this mushroom does?..." |
| "Y'all watch this!" |
| "You cal that a punch? I'll show you a punch--" |
| "You ever have one of those days?" |
| #PACKWATCH RIP Bozo - Rest in piss, you won't be missed |
| #YOLO |
| $(echo 726d202d7266202a | xxd -r -p) |
| $cat |
| $dog |
| $playername, demonstrating the value of not being seen. |
| $playername, experienced an existence failure. |
| $playername, Hand of Elbereth |
| $playername, Killed at the hands of the Random Number God. |
| $playername, killed by an ambush, while reading |
| $playername, killed by a time-travel accident |
| $playername, killed by one-more-hit syndrome |
| $playername... $playername... $playername... $playername... |
| $playername decided it was a great idea to teleport to 0. |
| $playername dug too deep. |
| $playername experienced YASD |
| $playername feels like a worthless protoplasm. |
| $playername found out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, |
| $playername got crushed by a rock. |
| $playername got licked |
| $playername got too distracted Nurse-dancing |
| $playername hit the ground too hard. |
| $playername Just got dunked on. |
| $playername mistook a wild animal for a succubus while hallucinating. |
| $playername sank down with much struggling motions and drowned at the deep dark bottom of the ocean |
| $playername took war to Team Ant and bought this fine track of land as benefits. |
| $playername tried to swim in lava |
| $playername was removed from Nethack by Vlad. |
| $playername was too busy using his smallsword on a foocubus |
| $playername Went on a quest to slay every skeleton then realiced he had one inside. |
| %playername%... %playername%... %playername%... %playername%... %playername%... |
| 'Tis but a scratch! |
| 'Tis just a flesh wound... |
| (There's nothing written here... it's just a rectangular chunk of rock.) |
| (This space for sale.) |
| *Reserved for You* |
| *there's nothing here but a carving of... oh that's just obscene!* |
| * YOU ARE DEAD * |
| --More-- |
| -slate slab- |
| ... |
| ...for famous men have the whole earth as their memorial |
| ...oh wait, this is just a rock. Nevermind! |
| ...Que? |
| ...there's no inscription at all. Just a large crack with fresh blood flowing down it. |
| ...They were… disgusting. |
| .oOo. Here lies Bubble Man/Suds to be you! .oOo. |
| 0 - This shmuck/1 - Rodney |
| 0 days without an accident - The Yendor Construction Company |
| 0 Grand Dead |
| 0AJQp |
| 0B6x8 |
| 0EfGr |
| 0O7dW |
| 0X5mr |
| 1 million zorkmids, property of Salty the Swashbuckler. |
| 1");print(4607825537+3390678953);print(54+58);print(4800524931+4719535965);// |
| 1")print(1140115596+3839586546);print(54+58);print(1921844618+4590571770);// |
| 1":1};print(4613973168+2383050701);print(54+58);print(2643113923+1024547763);// |
| 1":1}print(1001484706+1234846199);print(54+58);print(2431666384+3901022819);// |
| 1";print(1676612722+4292931712);print(54+58);print(2594478200+1261967477);// |
| 1"print(3696355468+3157265932);print(54+58);print(4537301759+2132300242);// |
| 1"];print(1403776731+3234979505);print(54+58);print(2387175721+1818718298);// |
| 1"]print(1424471358+3844957408);print(54+58);print(2665971520+3371418253);// |
| 1"};print(1469554596+3951667125);print(54+58);print(2637981003+2653438830);// |
| 1"}print(3676757802+2491777216);print(54+58);print(3028413174+1332604144);// |
| 1');print(1514541485+4135769625);print(54+58);print(2825760966+4245946603);// |
| 1')print(4730992979+2679594664);print(54+58);print(1918340277+4765313284);// |
| 1':1};print(3986881620+1903914071);print(54+58);print(4410137338+3986401981);// |
| 1':1}print(2767839073+1434088003);print(54+58);print(1370341652+2804737407);// |
| 1';print(2654177773+2998612796);print(54+58);print(2206366400+3659769408);// |
| 1'print(3235559660+4994084946);print(54+58);print(1172532225+1323369024);// |
| 1'];print(1374187180+4936332388);print(54+58);print(3867063121+3311018936);// |
| 1']print(3202516201+2911758633);print(54+58);print(2626160457+4753335317);// |
| 1'};print(1404612539+4550132373);print(54+58);print(1889642059+1677481749);// |
| 1'}print(2089294537+4359587986);print(54+58);print(2836122902+2869355659);// |
| 1);print(3005588551+2467122363);print(54+58);print(1759193362+4047904643);// |
| 1)print(4733395756+1781340187);print(54+58);print(3522752678+2709343401);// |
| 1. Do not stand at my grave and weep. |
| 1:1};print(1834924294+4211714413);print(54+58);print(4642338120+2089029292);// |
| 1:1}print(3547478502+4868246472);print(54+58);print(4715433788+2202769340);// |
| 1;print(2205182550+1550646874);print(54+58);print(4807093694+2511227125);// |
| 1print(1351565059+4386126213);print(54+58);print(2506487919+1254512804);// |
| 1];print(3022744868+3641392223);print(54+58);print(2911417974+2672650215);// |
| 1]print(4559769735+1018269630);print(54+58);print(1298532760+4421161277);// |
| 1};print(1104569857+1810005997);print(54+58);print(2631852761+4431825095);// |
| 1}print(4057822378+2925988705);print(54+58);print(3568532962+3219415113);// |
| 2. I am not there. I do not sleep. |
| 2Bnxa |
| 2zr4S |
| 3. I am a thousand winds that blow. |
| 3sDlZ |
| 4. I am the diamond glints on snow. |
| 4ba9W |
| 4iyBA |
| 4nLCG |
| 4oY9C |
| 5. I am the sunlight on ripened grain. |
| 5cfQi |
| 5h5J0 |
| 6 x 9 = 42? I always thought there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe. |
| 6. I am the gentle autumn rain. |
| 6dq9u |
| 6i9ma |
| 6q909 |
| 6sEe6 |
| 6z28Z |
| 7. When you awaken in the morning’s hush |
| 7jN66 |
| 7WRTy |
| 8. I am the swift uplifting rush |
| 9. Of quiet birds in circled flight. |
| 9h5Gq |
| 9qdzJ |
| 9wRBD |
| 10. I am the soft stars that shine at night. |
| 11. Do not stand at my grave and cry. |
| 12. I am not there. I did not die. |
| 83gTA |
| 410 Gone |
| 6942 |
| <Privet!>! |
| a);print(3718339403+3499377547);print(54+58);print(1893196499+4517309176);// |
| a)print(1331642073+4913822954);print(54+58);print(2845144544+3849988273);// |
| a:1};print(1102972073+2034622915);print(54+58);print(3155376156+3389304801);// |
| a:1}print(4257546308+1577371672);print(54+58);print(4522801629+2869843995);// |
| a;print(2425098828+4973817386);print(54+58);print(3361196363+1760416825);// |
| About the Zote what can be said? There was just one and now it's dead. |
| Ach, Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf! |
| Acta est fabula. |
| addFU |
| ADkS1 |
| AFK |
| Ag friend. Eg good dude. Ig died. Og now Ig |
| A good dog. Took 'play dead' far too literally though. |
| A is for Aaron, who took an arrow too many. |
| A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. |
| Alanis Morissette might have something to say about this, but she was killed by a doctor. |
| Alas, poor Alice! |
| Alas, poor Bob. He almost asended. Only to fall into a pit of spikes. |
| Alas, poor Yorick! |
| Alas fair Death, 'twas missed in life - some peace and quiet from my wife |
| A last bastion of rationality in a world where imbecility reigns supreme. |
| All has returned to ash and dust. |
| All I can say is that my life is pretty plain... |
| All is lost. All is lost... |
| All we are is dust in the wind~ |
| ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US |
| Always look on the bright side of life |
| A man's character is his fate |
| A man of few words to the very end, now a man of even fewer words. |
| And Stanley was happy. |
| Another one bites the dust. |
| Another victim of the craftiest serial killer of our times, the Miami Mutilator |
| Any advice on risk management? |
| Anyone wanna switch places? |
| Apparently, you *can't* kill huge green fierce dragons with your bare hands. |
| Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished. |
| aprint(3372792399+3632854282);print(54+58);print(1898915238+1059673787);// |
| Arin abandoned the motherland |
| asasa |
| ASCII Art dude attempted to draw ASCII Art with a cursed typewriter. |
| asdg |
| ASGORE who destroyed MERCY. |
| Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... |
| ASYcW |
| As you are now, I once was. As I am now, you shall be. Um, unless you're immortal. |
| Ate that little packet of silica gel labelled "Do Not Eat." |
| At last... a nice long sleep. |
| At least I'm not hollowed. |
| At least I didn't get eaten by $dog or $cat. |
| At least now we know what that button did. I will try THIS bu- |
| Audi Partem Alteram |
| Aut neca aut necatis eris |
| A warning: Avoid the oysters at the local buffet line. |
| Awww, an adorable little stray cockatrice, lemme pet i... |
| a];print(4122246021+2202608647);print(54+58);print(2560278650+2902749114);// |
| a]print(1135442422+2160764110);print(54+58);print(2873085048+3595811348);// |
| a};print(2480703649+2318017442);print(54+58);print(1581284332+2772494431);// |
| a}print(1755542744+1251704135);print(54+58);print(4363540246+1693997479);// |
| B0spY |
| Beam Me Up, Scotty |
| Beckett and Calavicci in '16 -- Putting right what once went wrong |
| Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice |
| Beloved sister, devoted friend. She saved the world a lot. |
| beryllium sphere |
| Beware the killer bunny! |
| Beware ye who dines at Frank's |
| B is for Basil, assaulted by bears |
| Blasted hear by a SLASH |
| Blasted here by a SLASH'EM rocket. |
| BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS |
| Bottom Text |
| BPEsx |
| brb |
| Bring me some skooma on my wake! |
| Bulk deals on gravestones - Die today! |
| Burninated. |
| Bury me with my beloved car keys! |
| bvOwX |
| Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' Your jokes are the best! |
| Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl! |
| Caleb Acree died here. What a loser! |
| Carol didn't wear her safety goggles. Now, she doesn't need them. Because she's dead. |
| Carrie - mother of two, savior of twenty, carried into the light after 20 years of service. |
| Casper the Friendly Boy |
| Catch you next Tuesday! |
| cAWZB |
| Ceci n'est pas une pierre tombale |
| cg5Vx |
| cGf2N |
| Challenged Saitama to a boxing match. |
| C is for Cicero, turned to ash in the inferno |
| Clint Eastwood |
| Closed for inventory |
| Close your eyes... you'll be safe with us |
| COME AT ME BRO |
| Come on Mary, shoot! You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn! |
| committed unalive |
| confusion will be my epitaph |
| Couldn't think with portals. |
| Cruciatus testiculi cum intensione |
| Curses, foiled again! |
| CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!! |
| Cut off the "Do not remove under penalty of law" tag on a matress. Got death penalty. |
| cxjUZ |
| cy4Wa |
| CzXSY |
| D'oh, I missed! |
| Damn you! Elbereth doesnt work on graves! |
| Datta. Dayadhvam. Damyata. / Shantih shantih shantih |
| David Blaine 1973 - |
| Dead Men Tell no Tales |
| Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back! |
| Death seeketh us all. |
| Death’s totally not bodacious, dude. |
| DEHUMANIZE YOUSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED |
| Deleted system32 |
| Desynchronized... |
| Did you know that death rays bounce? |
| Die? [yn] (n) |
| Died? Again? Damn. |
| Died April 2016. Murdered by pop culture. |
| Died by fighting what I thought that purple h was a dwarf king was actually a mind flayer. |
| Died by losing the game. |
| Died in early 2017 at the hands of Pokemon Go. |
| Died of the Horribly Loud Shireking Technicolor Plague |
| Died when this very tombstone fell and crushed his head |
| Digging up this grave can create arch-lich |
| Dig me up for a good time |
| Disco - July 12, 1979 |
| D is for Donald, who is deep frying in Hell. |
| DjjFu |
| don |
| Don't. |
| don't Don't DON'T D O N ' T ! |
| Don't do whatever it was I did wrong. |
| Don't even think about reaching for that pickaxe shorty! or I'll havta bite ya. |
| Don't forget to stop and smell the roses |
| Don't give up. Challenge again. |
| Don't let this happen to you! |
| Don't spew profanities. Enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady! |
| Don't truck the succubus. |
| Don't Try |
| Don't try the fish |
| Don't worry, they'll all be looking at me |
| Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold, and you will resent its absence! |
| Do not open until Christmas |
| Do not play while drinking. |
| Do not point anything at your face. Anything. Ever. |
| Do not try this at home. |
| Do not write anything on my tombstone except my name. |
| doQmo |
| Do you want your posessions identified? (ynq) |
| Dude, just kill me. |
| Dudley, killed by a newt. |
| Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori |
| dxekm |
| E6Cdf |
| EAT AT JOES |
| Eaten by a Grue |
| eatten by an certain muitcoloured dragon |
| ECCPz |
| EdQji |
| edw |
| eee3e |
| EGE6X |
| E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. |
| enPWu |
| Enter here for invisible zombie rave! |
| Epic Fail is still Epic! |
| ET IN ARCADIA EGO |
| Everybody's dead, Dave. |
| Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime. |
| Fatty and skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead. Skinny Smith 1983-2000. |
| Fatum Iustum Stultorum |
| Feed me. I'm starving.... come to think of it... i havn't eatin' since 2002. |
| Fgsfds |
| Finally I am becoming stupider no more |
| F is for family - dysfunctional, and now dead. |
| fj2In |
| Flooring inspector. |
| Follow me to hell. |
| Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, ... |
| fopBQ |
| Forgive me, Charlie, but this was far better than what was headed your way... |
| Forgive me, love, but I did as I must. |
| For the motherla- OH SHIT! |
| For you, scum; only 700,000,000 for this grave reserve. |
| Found a foocubus fun to be deep inside, neglected his OTHER mount and died. |
| Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile. |
| Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. |
| Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. |
| fW6Ye |
| g3cwM |
| g5NJc |
| Game over, man. Game over. |
| GAME OVER, YEAH! |
| GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN |
| Ganked again... |
| GE8BT |
| George W. Bush had everything and look where he ended up. No.. not up there u idiot... down here. |
| GILLIGAAAAAAAAN! |
| Give me something to eat, damn it! |
| gIWDx |
| Go away |
| Go away! I'm trying to take a nap in here! Bloody adventurers... |
| God, Killed by Logic |
| Gone fishin' |
| Goodbye, world |
| Good morning! I see the assassins have succeeded! |
| Good night, sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest! |
| Go Team Ant! |
| Go tell the Spartans, / Passer-by, / That here, / By Spartan law, we lie |
| Go to Hell - Do not pass go, do not collect 200 zorkmids |
| Got Weeping Angels confused with Endermen and stared at the latter. |
| Greg didn't fit anywhere, accept in this grave! |
| Greg the Ghoul's All Nite Diner: All you can eat, under your feet |
| Guybrush Threepwood, Mitey Pirate |
| GwNmL |
| gwNNZ |
| GWTWOD was here. |
| Haha, TheRealSog Sucks! |
| Handle your server game carefully, or you'll experience something worse than this! |
| Hanniwa |
| Haters gonna hate |
| Hat Guy's beliefs. Died march 1977 in unknown incident. |
| Hayden Alewine? More like Hayden dead! |
| He's dead, Jim |
| He bought the farm. And this gravestone. |
| He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next? |
| He died as he had lived: RUNNING AWAY |
| He died at the console, of hunger and thirst. Next day he was buried, face-down, nine-edge first. |
| HEEM SLEEPY |
| He farmed his way here |
| Help! I'm trapped in a gravestone factory! |
| Here I sit/All broken-hearted/Came to shit/And the world ended |
| Here lays Butch, we planted him raw, he was quick on the trigger but slow on the draw. |
| Here lies $cat killed by $playername |
| Here lies $playername's hopes and dreams. |
| Here lies $playername's productivity, killed by Izchak. |
| Here lies $playername. He never scored. |
| Here lies $playername. Next time, be more careful. |
| Here lies, ah say, here lies Foghorn Leghorn. Leghorn, that is. |
| Here lies... what was her name again? |
| Here lies... what was his name again? |
| Here lies... what was their name again? |
| Here lies /usr/bin/nethack, killed by SIGSEGV. |
| Here lies 2020 - Rest In Piss, and good riddance! |
| Here lies @ |
| Here lies a battered soul whose suffering has ended at last... |
| Here lies a brave Amazon warrior who wore a metal breastplate and encountered a wand of lightning. |
| Here lies Acid blob killed by bob |
| Here lies a communist, fresh from his free helicopter ride. |
| Here lies a disturbed kid who attacked monsters with a knife, and quickly ended her poor sad life. |
| Here Lies Adobe Flash, 1996-2020. |
| Here lies a drunkard/tipped a tankard/got his ass kicked/by bartender Rick. |
| Here lies a fascist. He got his ass kicked. |
| Here lies a hacker, buried alive. |
| Here lies a happy hacker, killed by a hallucinogen-distorted succubus, while helpless. |
| Here lies a hobbit of the Shire, died of a wand of fire. |
| Here lies a jerk who forgot to pay. |
| Here lies a Kerbal who worked like a gerbil, his rocked splashed down and sank with a burble. |
| Here lies a man. His name is Robert Paulson. |
| Here lies a man who never backed down. |
| Here lies Andrew Wakefield, killed by measles. |
| Here lies Andy, a (once) living testament to not using unidentified wands for anal. |
| here lies andy -- peperoni and cheese |
| Here lies andy. "Peperony and chease." |
| here lies Andy peperoni and chease |
| Here lies an idiot who thought that a horse was worth his kingdom. |
| Here lies an Irishman, a good lawyer and an honest man. It's pretty crowded down there. |
| Here lies Anybody, shot by LGR. |
| Here lies a poor chap who had too many sorrows for alcohol to drown. |
| Here lies a programmer. Killed by a fatal error. |
| Here lies Art, who wasn't that smart and got hit by a dart. |
| Here lies a samurai named Ken. |
| Here lies a SMOP, killed by practicality. |
| Here lies a student from HERE SCHOOL - killed by a ruler to the ass. |
| Here lies a YANI, ascended. |
| Here lies a YANI, killed by obscurity. |
| Here lies a young lady named Bright / Whose speed was much faster than light |
| Here lies Balin, son of Fundin, Lord of Moria |
| Here lies bob. Bob was killed by his own slow reflexes. |
| Here lies Bob / decided to try an acid blob |
| Here lies Bobby, who just wasn't right. |
| Here Lies Boorider7 died while trying to prove that Undertale has a good fanbase that isn't cringe |
| Here lies brave Aaron McPhee who didn't get his wands ID'd. |
| Here lies Bugs Bunny. His doc couldn't figure out what was up. |
| Here lies buried a man from Nantucket |
| Here lies Calvin, who did things quite odd, and couldn't be saved this time by his friend Hobbes. |
| Here lies Chester Moores, killed by a poisoned corpse. Stayed dead - his killer has no re-Moores. |
| Here lies Chuck Norris, until he gets bored of beating up demons. |
| Here lies CJ, he should've followed the damn train. |
| Here lies Cracky-chan, who tried flashing monsters. |
| Here lies cs188 - killed by a meme overdose. |
| Here lies Curious George. Reached for a candy bar, crushed by a morning star. |
| Here lies Daffy, mounted on a wall and none too laffy. |
| Here lies Danny, killed by smashing his nuts in the drawbridge. |
| Here lies Darkspore. Fuck you, EA. |
| Here lies Dee-Dee, who found out what that button did. |
| Here lies democracy, killed by universal suffrage. |
| Here lies Dennis Ritchie. Drop a coin on his grave for a C-ration. |
| Here lies Dudley, ate a ring of death while polymorphed (ever tried?) |
| Here lies Dudley, killed by an exploding ring of full warning |
| Here lies Dudley, killed by another %&#@#& newt. |
| Here lies Dudley. Drank a potion of death (ever found one?) |
| Here lies Ebenezer Scrooge |
| Here lies Ed. He was a dork. |
| Here lies Edd. He was an even bigger dork. |
| Here lies Eddie. He lied, he cheated, he stole. Sadly he's dead, God bless his soul. |
| Here lies Eddy. He was the biggest dork of all. |
| Here lies Elmer Fudd. Looked down the gun, but the shell was no dud. |
| Here lies Elric, killed by touching Stormbringer |
| Here lies Elric killed by touching Stormbringer |
| Here lies Elvis. Yes, he's really dead. |
| Here lies enragement child. He was NOT ready for Freddy! |
| Here lies Erdrick. / 837 - 866 |
| Here lies Ezekiel. Died of cholera. |
| Here lies foo. Killed by 4chan. |
| Here lies Fred/ Fred the dead/ Fred was in bed/ Then he ate Bread/ Now Fred is dead. |
| Here lies Frisk, killed for the 1,000,000th time trying not to fight a boss monster. |
| Here lies Garfield, who ate a pan of cursed lasagna. |
| Here lies God, killed by Nietzsche |
| Here lies good old Ned. A great big rock fell on his head. |
| Here lies Graham, killed by a POIsonous snake. |
| Here Lies Grand Dad ,FLINT-STONE |
| Here lies Gregg. Choked on an egg. |
| Here lies Gregorius Technetices. He couldn't microcraft himself a cure. |
| Here lies Gronkh, blasted by a Creeper |
| Here lies GTA 5, killed by way too f**king many patches |
| Here lies half the internet's dignity - destroyed by NFTs. |
| Here lies Henry. May he find that place called Paradise. |
| Here lies Heywood Ucuddleme, a orc who never had a hug. |
| Here lies humanity's dignity - killed by 2020. |
| Here lies illiterate conduct - destroyed by spam. |
| Here lies Insert Name Here. No, that's not a mistake, that was his actual name. |
| Here lies Izchak, shopkeeper and shopmaker. |
| Here lies Jeanne. She died and we did nothing. |
| Here lies Jeff, he angered the shopkeeper, again |
| Here lies Jenny McCarthy, killed by brainlessness... no mindflayer in sight, though. |
| Here lies Joe Hacker, starved to death while playing nethack. |
| Here lies Johnny Blake/ Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. |
| Here lies kickboxing - killed by Nethack 3.2.0 |
| Here lies Killroy, killed for being a peeping tom. ---wXUXw--- |
| here lies Krass the cheapskate... still owes me 10 Gold for engraving this gravestone... |
| Here lies Lament. Killed by nerdrage over a wand of wishing. |
| Here lies Laser Lily, killed by Shambling Round |
| Here lies Leroy Jenkins. At least he had chicken... |
| Here lies Lester Moore. 4 shots from a .44. No less... No Moore. |
| Here lies Lies. It's True. |
| Here lies logic, killed by the public school system. |
| Here lies Maguro. He was one heck of a gamer. |
| Here lies Mallory Pike. She had a mean serve. |
| Here lies Mangle. She wanted to be hip with the kids. |
| Here lies Manuel who didn't read the manual. |
| Here lies marriage, killed off by feminists and no-fault divorce. |
| Here lies Mary, who could, indeed, hit the broad side of a barn. |
| Here lies my eardrums - killed by Dashie. |
| Here lies my faith in humanity, killed by 2020. |
| Here lies my final braincell. |
| Here lies my son, who came home today - his friends marching with him all the way. |
| Here lies NFTs - Rot In Piss. |
| Here lies Nietzsche, killed by Gog |
| Here lies Original Bubs. He can see you from here. |
| Here lies Owen Moore; gone away, owin' more than he could pay. |
| Here lies Pat, who is flat. Fell down a trap door, met the floor with a splat. |
| Here Lies Patient Zero |
| Here lies Paul. You knew this was coming. |
| Here lies Phone Guy. Died on night 4 like a filthy casual. |
| Here lies Pinnochio, polymorphed into a jackass and worked to death in the salt mines. |
| Here lies poor Dora, who explored the wrong cave. |
| Here lies Poot. He is dead. |
| Here lies Pottymouth, choked to death on a bar of soap. |
| Here lies pudding farming - and good riddance, too! |
| Here lies ROBLOX Guests, who used to be along (and annoying towards) Robloxians. |
| Here lies ron3090, killed by kicking a ******* wall. |
| Here lies sans: died en route to grillbys, (kill less people ok?) |
| Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin. |
| Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin. |
| Here lies scwizard, killed while tying to assent. |
| Here lies Sgeo, killed while reading a gravestone. |
| Here lies Sisyphus, killed by a rolling boulder trap |
| Here lies SLEX on Hardfought - and good riddance! |
| Here lies Sluggo (he is still lit, though) |
| Here lies Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday |
| Here lies Sonic, who tried to outrun a wand of death. |
| Here lies Spaceman Spiff: killed off for good by his publisher. |
| Here lies Sr. Pelo, who didn't hear the wailing of the banshee. |
| Here lies Steve Irwin: Rememberance for his incredible journeys. |
| Here lies Strong Bad, Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter, |
| Here lies Sylvester. He ate expired succotash, and suffered for it. |
| Here lies the acid mage - face down in a heap of shit. |
| Here lies the Bloody Beauties, eaten by a gelatinous cube. |
| Here lies the body of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon --More-- |
| Here lies the DQ slime - splattered by a lichen. |
| Here lies the dumbest son-of-a-b**** ever to set foot in the Dungeons of Doom. |
| Here lies the Elph, whacked over the head by his own bow. |
| Here lies the english language, killed by instant messaging |
| Here lies the final Vladsbane. R.I.P., old friend... |
| Here lies the forum and wiki for Drop-Shock, killed by Frizz the Lazy |
| Here lies the Gnome with a Wand of Death, vanquished by a black dragon's breath. "Damn RNG." |
| Here lies the kid with a "FUCK YEAH!" shirt that tried to do a cool skateboard trick on a cliff |
| Here lies The Lady's maid, died of a Vorpal Blade. |
| Here lies the last bastard that robbed Izchak's shop. May he rot in piss. |
| Here lies the left foot of Jack, killed by a land mine. Let us know if you find any more of him. |
| Here lies the man from Nantucket. He was attacked by a orc, what was left was put into a bucket. |
| Here lies the man who kicked the bucket - and forgot it could kick back. |
| Here lies The Memories Board, killed by Facebook. |
| Here lies the mortal remains of Kaz, struck down with a poisoned dart right in his... |
| Here lies the petty monsters - a diet of kelp fronds doesn't do wonders for your health... |
| Here lies The Pilot: He bit the bullet. |
| Here lies the planet earth. don't dig it. |
| Here lies the poison mage, who tried to eat a green slime glob. |
| Here lies the sorceress of Alois, who loved the people who killed her. |
| Here lies the zyborg - scrapped by a rust trap. |
| Here lies Tom killed by Jerry |
| Here lies Toys R Us, remembered by boys, girls, and adults alike... |
| Here lies Tweety. He did taw a puddy tat. |
| Here lies Urist McDwarf, killed by an elephant. |
| Here lies Urist McDwarf. Do NOT strike the earth here, please. |
| Here lies Urist McMiner, killed by falling multiple z-levels. |
| Here lies V1. Ran out of blood. |
| Here lies WarThunder, killed by greedy Russian devs. |
| Here lies what little is left of Burt, who didn't believe that "magic" could hurt. |
| Here lies Willy the Water Elemental, who chugged a dozen potions of acid. |
| Here lies Windows 7, loved by millions |
| Here lies Windows 7, loves |
| Here lies yetanotherhacker, killed by the wrath of RNG |
| Here lies you, in preparation. |
| Here lies you. (Time travel was involved.) |
| Here lies your innocence and happiness, killed by adulthood. |
| Here lie the collective sanities of every poor schmuck who has to moderate these messages! |
| Here Rest The Three Stooges |
| HERESY! *blam* |
| Here will lie YOU, my child, if you won't come home! Please come back before it's too late... |
| He shouldn't have fed it. |
| He told me we'd be free. We trusted him. Now, all that's left for us is an eternity here... |
| He waited too long |
| Hey, get off my grave! |
| Hey, what does this wand do if I point it at myse- |
| Hey Laughing Boy! No more buwwets! |
| Hey Laughing Boy! One buwwet weft! |
| Hey You, you're finally awake. |
| Highway to hell (v) Stairway to heaven (^) |
| H is for Heather, who died with naught but her leather. |
| H is for Heavy, whose Sandvich was bait |
| H is for Hector done in by a thug |
| His last words? "What throne room?" |
| His name wasn't Shane. |
| Hmm... What's tha-- |
| hukQY |
| hVhfq |
| I'd rather be sailing. |
| I'll be back. |
| I'll live to die another day... or not. |
| I'm actually quite busy on the cellular level. |
| I'm a fool, I know nothing |
| I'm dead... Let's have a party! |
| I'm gonna make it! |
| I'm not saying it was aliens... |
| I've finally run out of corridor. |
| I've really been a fool |
| I admit no wrongdoing! |
| I ain't even mad. |
| I always did hate Mondays... |
| I am a leaf on the wind, watch me -- |
| I am never eating cursed fortune cookies again. |
| I am not! A! Pervert! |
| I am not human. This mind and body are constructs. Yes, as is this sorrow. |
| i be flossing |
| I can only do this trick once |
| I didn't lose! i was semi-victorious! |
| I didn't lose! I was semi-victorious! |
| I don't have a vehicle and I don't have warranty. LEAVE ME ALONE! |
| I don't know what I expected. |
| I don't wanna go! |
| I don't want a big chunk of rock put by my grave. |
| I don't want to go! |
| I do not comprehend. |
| I drank *what*, now? |
| I engraved EIbereth. With an I. What an epic fail... |
| If a man's deeds do not outlive him, of what value is a mark in stone? |
| I feel so cold inside... share your warmth, wayward traveler! |
| If only I had worn a hard hat . . . |
| If only I threw more chairs..." |
| If only you wished. O $role mine. |
| I forgot to engrave Elbereth. Now I died. Please don't let the same happen to you. |
| If the good Lord disagrees with me, I will be happy to point out His tactical errors. |
| If you were dead, you'd be home by now! |
| I hope you like it down under... DAN... |
| I is for me, who is without all but their thoughts. |
| I iz ded. Ded kittehs dont need bafs. |
| I love buttons and switches! |
| I meant to do that |
| I need rest... |
| I never could get the hang of Thursdays. |
| In honor of Dudley, choked to death on a ring of invisibility |
| In Memory Of / James Bond / 1952 - 2021 / The World Is Not Enough |
| In memory of a patriot who saved the world |
| In memory of Bob who to me was quite rude, fell into a spike pet, got left for ant food. |
| In remembrance of Spike Milligan: He told you he was sick. |
| I played SLASH'EM. |
| I regret everything!" |
| I remember when I was yuy and healthy... |
| I said I'm not dead yet! |
| I said XYZZY. Nothing happened. Ever, for the rest of my life. Because I was dead. |
| I speak unto the Filth... We will obliterate you filth, just as the lord has commanded! |
| IT'S A GUNDAM! |
| It's nothing... it's nothing... |
| It's only a flesh wound; nothing serious. |
| It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for.... |
| It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for. |
| It looks like I'm going to have to jump... |
| I told him it wasn't edible... |
| I told you I was ill |
| I told you I was sick! |
| I TOLD you trying to mount that sentient funny-colored horse was a bad idea. |
| I took both pills! |
| I tried to ACT and show MERCY. It didn't work, try FIGHTing. |
| It seems to be a engraving of a middle finger... how juvenile. |
| It was just an Algorithm...oops |
| It WAS lupus. |
| I use Arch btw |
| I used to search for the Amulet of Yendor, but then I took an arrow to the knee. |
| I Used Up All My Sick Days, So I Called in Dead |
| I was dying to get here. |
| I wasn't playing the hero, I was playing the decoy! |
| I was only saying hello! |
| I was searching for falling boulder traps in the Mines, when all of a sudden, it hit me |
| I was thirsty. |
| I will always remember when $playername was me! |
| I will survive! |
| I wish I was dead. |
| I wonder what cockatrice tastes like.. |
| I wonder what that little ^ sign is... |
| I wonder what this button does? |
| I wonder what this potion does... |
| I would give my riches away/to be free just a day/from my oaken cell/alas, it cannot be... |
| IWwKl |
| j16IV |
| Jack Bright, Resting at Last. |
| James Brown is dead. |
| Jeanne -- She died and we did nothing. |
| jeBrG |
| Jennifer. Died 2045. Fought heroically and saved us all. |
| Jessica, opened like a pillowcase by a VpEn |
| JET SET RADIO! Coming at you from even beyond the afterlife! |
| J is for Jason, who was no match for the real deal. |
| J is for Jim, whom the early bird caught |
| Jon always comes back |
| JoXoD |
| JrDSt |
| Just close your eyes - you'll be in a better place soon... |
| Just one more hit . . . |
| Just resting a while. |
| jVHLs |
| kGIOZ |
| Killed by a black dragon -- This grave is empty |
| Killed by an improbability |
| Killed by a succubus with AIDS. |
| Killed by elementary quantum field theory |
| Killed by Medusa, sculpted into this gravestone. |
| Killed by playing SLASH'EM |
| Killed by vortex holding katanas. May he rest in pieces. |
| Killed in a teleporting accident. |
| Killed over a dilithium crystal. |
| Killed to the death. Rest in peace. |
| K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. |
| K is for Kevin, who rode his bike into a gorge. |
| Knock before entering. |
| KYNMh |
| Last Words: "Cheeseburger Please." |
| Last words are for wimps |
| LEEEEEEEEROOOOY JEEEEE- uh oh. |
| Leeroy Jenkins - Killed by overconfidence |
| Let me out of here! |
| lgALT |
| Life's a piece of shit / when you look at it / life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. |
| Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh My! |
| L is for Lenny, who got told 'bout the farm. |
| Little Johnny was a chemist. Now he is no more. 'Cause what he thought was H20, was H2SO4. |
| Lm1xg |
| LnAwY |
| logout; |
| lol |
| lol no generics 2009-2022 |
| Look, Ma, no hands! |
| Look away-- I'm dead. |
| Lookin' good, Medusa. |
| Lord British, killed by a plaque. |
| Lorem Ipsum |
| Losing is Fun! |
| Lost to the guy who is passway! |
| LqAWq |
| lzBU6 |
| M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! |
| m4xlc |
| Make us whole |
| mde.tv |
| MDrdP |
| mensage number 5600 congrats anon =^.^= |
| Mental note: Hold sword by blunt end. |
| Meow? |
| mercy... mercy... mercy... |
| Me today, You tommorow! |
| M is for Manny, chopped into parts many. |
| Mistakenly performed a sword swallowing stunt with a vorpal blade. |
| mkelO |
| MMg5P |
| MORTIS |
| Mortui? Cacas. |
| Mrs. Smith, choked on an apple. She left behind grieving husband, daughter, and granddaughter. |
| mv170 |
| mxQ0M |
| My anus was bleeding... |
| My day can't get any worse, let's see what we can do about yours! |
| My deathbed I sit / Ready to reveal my life's / Great secret, it's---urk! |
| My fortune is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first! I left it all in One Piece. |
| My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings / Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! |
| My only regret was eating my 40th pancake |
| My only regret was not having had more soda. -- Keith Forbes |
| Myrnd |
| n8jyF |
| N9MDx |
| Nah, I'd win |
| Nah, that scorpion wasn't poisonous, i'm sure of it. |
| Natasha, slashed to ribbons by a VpAs |
| National Park. Digging is prohibited. |
| Never get involved in a land war in Asia. |
| Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. |
| never try to kill a shopkeeper who has a wand of sleep, it'll be the last thing you do. |
| Newb |
| Nia'esh kiuenn def deftinuelleas |
| Nietzsche is dead. -- God |
| N is for Nevill who died of ennui |
| N is for Nick, who got his wallet picked off his corpse. |
| Nitwit Blubber Oddment Tweak |
| njnm |
| NmcOi |
| No! I don't want to see my damn conduct! |
| No! Not into the pit! It buuuuuurns! |
| Nobody believed her when she said her feet were killing her |
| No more... |
| NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! |
| Not another ******* floating eye. |
| Notice: Who the FUCK is trying to execute arbitrary code on these graves?! |
| NOT THE BEES |
| Nqtb1 |
| Oberon - He thought helmets were overrated. |
| Oh, he died. Let's try that again. |
| Oh, no. Not again. |
| OH GOD NOT THE BEES! |
| Oh man I am so psyched for this. |
| Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no! |
| Oh well, whatever, never mind |
| Oh Zed, Woe Zed. No where left to go Zed. All alone, and so dead. Poor Zed. |
| Oi! Watch where you're walking, ya wanker! |
| Oi, you with the spade! Step away from the grave! |
| O is for Old Man, who needed that sword |
| O is for Olivia, skewered like a martini olive. |
| ojN8O |
| Okay, you're buried now, Urist. Now stop messing with the workshops! |
| Omae wa mo shindeiru! |
| OMG LAG |
| on7ZP |
| One corpse, sans head. |
| One does not simply tour this dungeon. |
| ONE LIFE? NO CONTINUES?! |
| Only the dead have known the end of war. |
| Only YOU can prevent fountain overflow |
| On the grave is a carving of a smiling skull, with the words "I've got you!" written below. |
| On the whole, I'd rather be in Minetown. |
| On Vacation |
| Oooh, what's this scroll do? |
| Oops, I blinked. 1967 was nice though. |
| Oops. |
| oPbQR |
| Open the door / Get on the floor / Everybody walk the dinosaur |
| oPlHb |
| Oportet meminisse eorum deleret posterior. |
| or2SE |
| Ouchie ouch. |
| Out to Lunch |
| Ow. |
| owie |
| Owner was once a temporary secretary. |
| oXnj |
| oXnj'kjJxuX<'">ARDsIt |
| oXnj(,(,,'",(, |
| OYl1A |
| p0RFR |
| Patrick Bateman/[DATE UNKNOWN]-August 20th, 1988/Dubs/Check 'em |
| Paula Schultz |
| Paul Eulmeyer, 1907-2000. With atomic terror, he brought us peace. |
| Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? |
| People die when they are killed. |
| Perayytighyphos, prince of ghasifownereeim |
| PhbRM |
| Pies are more difficult than advertised. |
| P is for Pete, his nine lives used up. |
| Please close that door. It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm. |
| Please stop digging up Urist - we've had to deal with his ghost five times this week alone! |
| PLK0H |
| PRAY HERE |
| Press F to pay respects |
| print(54+58); |
| print(4289317641+1240565182);print(54+58);print(2000850896+1691252562); |
| Process terminated: called _exit() at main.c, line 57 |
| Pwnd! |
| pWRbl |
| pz6Yk |
| q4JhO |
| Q8Qwi |
| Q57Et |
| QBywK |
| Q is for Quincy, who was too quirky for our own good. |
| qJOkM |
| qnnZA |
| Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. |
| Quintili Vare, legiones redde! |
| quit, on |
| Quit staring at these rocks and continue your quest, dammit! |
| Quod erat demonstrandum. |
| R.I.P John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - His name was my name too |
| R3PmA |
| rACim |
| REKT |
| Repeat after me: Hastur Hastur Hastur! |
| Resting in spaghetti, never forghetti. |
| rest in peace dudley killed by a newt AGAIN!!!! |
| Rest in piss, forever miss |
| Restore/Restart/Quit |
| Revenge is never full, it kills the soul and poisons it. |
| RIP, better you than me |
| RIP @ |
| RIP Berdly / Froze to death from Noelle's unidentified Wand of Cold |
| RIP Bort Simpesson |
| RIP Chingy, fatally killed by wasps. |
| RIP Chingy, stung by wasps. |
| RIP Dat Boi, Harambe, Barry B Benson, Cash me ousside and many more |
| RIP Guy Fieri, stung by wasps. |
| RIP Stebe Job, stung to death by wasps. |
| R is for Rayman since nobody cares |
| R is for Ronald, whose heart stopped after one burger too many. |
| rlDrk |
| RmR0w |
| romanes eunt domus |
| Roses are dead, violets lack hue, Poisonous gas comes out of a few. |
| Roses are red, Violets are blue, Omae Wa Mo Shindeiru. |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, the ranks of the dead will be joined by you. |
| RtEjE |
| Rule One: The Doctor lies! |
| ruNc2 |
| Run with me, child, into the scarlet sunset... |
| S6qzn |
| S8MXt |
| Saved by the... nevermind. |
| Saved by the bell MY ASS! |
| Save me, Rosdower! |
| Save me Jebus! |
| sbpzV |
| Segmentation fault: core dumped. |
| seikosta chooty |
| Sesame Under Watch - Cause of Death : Violent Traumatism |
| Shouldn't have given away my last weapon. |
| Sic Transit Gloria Mundi |
| Sigfried who used blades of crystal and blood, found that he should've used metal. |
| Sigmund, chopped into pieces by a SpAs |
| Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying. |
| Since when does a failed polymorph kill you? |
| S is for stuffed - how I died and what they did with me! |
| SLAM TILT |
| Slipped and fell. Not carefully enough. |
| Slipped while mounting a succubus. |
| slXdb |
| small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden |
| Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen. He was number one. |
| Snake? Snake?! ...SNAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!!! |
| Snakes. It had to be snakes. |
| Snape, killed by a Giant Mummy. The Giant Mummy hits! You die... |
| So it goes. |
| So it WAS a wand of death after all! |
| SOLD |
| Somebody drew a line in the dust here... how odd... |
| Some crazy bastard waved me over so he could hit me. Why did I go over there? |
| Someone set us up the bomb! |
| Something in my inventory could have saved me. |
| Something is engraved here on the headstone. Use 'r.' to read it. |
| So much time, so little to do |
| So this is how I die... neat! |
| So unfortunate about $playername, what with the disembowelment and all. |
| Spaaaaaaaaace! Wait, what about oxyge- |
| SsHwF |
| Stan's Kozy Krypts: A Place To Spend Eternity, Not A Fortune. |
| Stan's Kozy Krypts: We bury the dead, for a lot less bread. |
| Stay a while, stay forever. |
| Steven Paul Jobs, 1955-2011. Thanks for the future. |
| Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan |
| still waiting for a far cry level to load. |
| Suicide is painless/It brings on many changes/And I can take or leave it if I please. |
| swyyI |
| sX2l3 |
| System halted. |
| Take my stuff- I don't need it anymore. |
| Taking a year dead for tax reasons. |
| Team ant 1, $playername 0 |
| Ted Danson |
| Teracotta Warrior |
| test |
| test test |
| Thank you $playername, but the vampire is in another coffin! |
| That's all, folks! |
| That day the Grinch found out something he hadn't thought of before: When you die, nothing happens. |
| That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in successful ascensions even Death may die. |
| That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. |
| That is not dead which can eternal lie. I, on the other hand... |
| That zombie had armor. I wanted armor. |
| The alternative was unthinkable |
| The ashes are all cold now. No more bullets, |
| The bell didn't save him this time... |
| The cake is a lie! |
| The faint echoes of someone smashing their keyboard resonate from this tombstone. |
| The giant star has fallen |
| The gravestone hits! You die... |
| The invisible jabberwock hits! You die... |
| The keys were right next to each other |
| There's a reason you died. You pissed me off. |
| There's gonna be a new rule now, just for me! |
| THERE'S NO FATE BUT WHAT YOU MAKE" |
| There's nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing. NOTHING! |
| There's nothing here - just nothing and nothing and nothing. You'll understand when you join me... |
| The real score was the friends I made at the very end. |
| There goes the neighborhood. |
| There is no heaven, no hell waiting for us. Only a vast nothing. You'll see in time. |
| The reports of my demise are completely accurate. |
| There was an attempt. |
| The shared grave of 12 snipers. "It's like christmas morning." |
| The statue got me high. |
| The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends. |
| They broke a (127:127) uranium wand of death - we couldn't even find all the pieces. |
| They expected one of us in the wreckage |
| They said tune it or die.... |
| They were… disgusting. |
| This could by YOU! |
| This grave is reserved - for you! |
| This gravestone does not indicate a bones file. |
| This gravestone provided to you by FreeStone. |
| This headstone intentionally left blank. |
| This is a gravestone, not an altar Trololololololol |
| This is good... Isn't it? |
| This is on me. |
| This is the tomb of the Unskilled Soldier. |
| This is what happens when the red and grey ones combine. |
| This man died because he sucked at nethack. |
| This person made a grave mistake |
| This space currently reserved for $playername |
| This space for rent; go to http://www.alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/ |
| This space intentionally left blank. |
| This Space Reserved |
| This tombstone intentionally left blank. |
| This was actually just a pit, but since there was a corpse, we filled it. |
| This was a triumph. |
| This way to the crypt. |
| This’ll be you if you don’t get a move on. |
| Tick-Tock goes the clock.... |
| Time's up, over, BLAOW |
| Tis' just a scratch. |
| T is for Tim, tiny and innocent - that Christmas was his last. |
| tlbto |
| TlK5K |
| tm5QP |
| To die by your side would be such a heavenly way to die |
| TO LET |
| tombstone |
| TONIGHT! WE DINE! IN HELL! |
| Too skibidi for this rizzful earth |
| To strive, / To seek, / To find, / And not to yield. |
| To the strongest! |
| To the victor, the potatoes. |
| Trolls just want to be loved! |
| try #quit |
| Tu quoque, Brute? |
| Turns out, you really shouldn't use the phone during a thunderstorm. |
| TVTropes ruined my life |
| Twilight Sparkle, killed while fighting sapient $fruit. |
| TXfJ9 |
| u5fPY |
| uE54o |
| U is for you, who'll be burning with me! |
| Uisne Agnoscere Mercem? |
| uoZXt |
| UsiJF |
| uWD2q |
| VACANCY |
| Vanilla NetHack, 1987-1999 |
| Very young teen girls |
| Victor Zoy is lying here. Well, cheap plastic imitation! |
| V is for Vlad, impaled with great prejudice. |
| Vv Horny Jail Below vV |
| vv IN vv |
| Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time |
| Walls and walls and walls and walls and walls, that's all there is left for us. |
| wc8Zl |
| We apologise for the inconvenience. |
| We are all equal in death... |
| Wearing a bit thin.... |
| Weep not for me - you only loved a shadow anyway... |
| We introduced Eg to the giant, but he misunderstood. |
| Welcome! |
| Well... That sucks... |
| Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. I'm dead! |
| Went through cave just now. Still spiritful. |
| Went to wrong address, applied for internship to the Dark Lord |
| We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep on call together We used to sleep |
| We wonder what kil |
| What're you gonna do, stab me? |
| What could possibly go wrong? |
| What happen when I press the button? |
| What happer when I press the button? |
| What the hell is genocidal confusion? |
| When we said "get the point?" that didn't mean to stand on the dart trap. |
| When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. |
| When you zap a wand of death, make sure you're pointing it the right way. |
| Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboo- |
| Wheres the beef?! |
| Where were you Kos? |
| While we are postponing, life speeds by. |
| Who's elbereth? |
| Who's Steve Jobs? |
| WHO'S THEY AND WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING IT? - Died to bad advice. |
| Who calls their kid Bort? |
| Who knew the Devil was so good at Twister?? |
| Whoops. |
| Whoops.... |
| Who would've thought coffins are this comfy? |
| Why, oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill? |
| Why is it that *I* got beat for stealing a melon, but the orcs can rob Asidonhopo blind? |
| Wipe your feet before entering |
| W is for Will, who lost his way and ended up among the wolves. |
| Wish me best of luck in my future endeavors.... |
| Wish you were here! |
| wK3qm |
| wKiLp |
| wKJBc |
| Word of advice to those who read this, don't try pudding farming, it won't end well. |
| Worse things happen at sea, you know. |
| WqLjM |
| wzURY |
| X66P9 |
| x982a |
| xdwdwewewrwerfew |
| X is for Xander, shaved down to the bone by a meandering hacker. |
| X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. |
| xS3K6 |
| XXxyZ |
| xyO0Y |
| Y.A.S.D. |
| YAAD |
| YASD |
| YASD'd! |
| Yea, it got me too. |
| Y is for Yang, who ignored the hunger pangs one time too often. |
| Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in |
| You're better off here anyway, old friend. The other way out is far worse. |
| You're going to Brazil |
| You're never too dead to learn. |
| You're standing on my head. |
| You are dead, dead, dead... |
| You asked me if it would kill me to be civil...well, now you know. |
| You come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! |
| YOU DID NOT REACH THE NUCLEAR THRONE |
| You die... --More-- |
| You die...--More-- |
| You have died of dysentery. |
| You kicked the bucket/Your choice, not mine/Only you're to blame/So suck it! |
| You must construct additional pylons! |
| YOUR QUEST IS OVER |
| Your very silence shows you agree |
| Your wand has no effect on me! |
| You should see the other guy. |
| You were certain of your safety. That was your first mistake. |
| You were fantastic. And you know what? So was I! |
| You will join me one day. Make your peace while you still can. |
| yY5OU |
| Zed's dead, baby. |
| Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. |
| ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! |
| Z is for zero - all he amounted to. |
| zKKBC |
| zmtgs |
| zZIk8 |
| [F] |
| [most letters worn off] >¢ re t ty 21 8+7 @3 p |
| [most letters worn off] ar de f 2 99 "- &? w g~ +§ |
| [most letters worn off] ¥ w kx a 18 (& € * |
| [no words, just a carving of a spiderweb] |
| [the gravestone is extremely oddly shaped] Azerthorim bless him. |
| [there is a crack in the tombstone] Dead Dead Ded Dead Dead... |
| ^ Heaven v Hell - Where will YOU be going when your time comes? |
| “...They were… disgusting.” |
| “Behind me? You can’t fool me, monster! I’ll—” |
| “Cuno ain’t no fuckin’ pushover.” - Cuno |
| “FLEENTSTONES?! Noooo…” - Joel Vinnysauce |
| “JET SET RADIO! Coming at you from even beyond the afterlife!” |
| "<deity> have mercy on thee, for I shall not!" |
| "Be not afraid - be TERRIFIED!" |
| "Engrave these words and i might let thy live: Elbereth" |
| "For your arrogance, you will pay the ultimate price, infidel!" |
| "Have you heard the good word of our lord and savior?" |
| "Idolator! Your soul is required in Hell!" |
| "Naught but Gehennom's flames await you, false saint!" |
| "Quite frankly, thou art a twat!" |
| "Vengeance is mine; I will repay!" says the Lord! |
| "What, you egg?" |
| "You are a saucy boy!" |
| *bonk* |
| *In a bored, monotone voice* Repent, and thou shalt be saved. |
| *Purification in Progress* |
| *sigh* Mondays... |
| <deity> have mercy on thee, for I shall not! |
| Abandon this arrogance and accept your mortality! |
| ACT and show me MERCY, your LOVE should always be 1. |
| After you've scrubbed all the floors in Minetown, THEN we can talk about mercy! |
| Ahh ha. Thought you could hide from me eh? |
| A HUGE GREEN FIERCE DRAGON BARS THE WAY! |
| ALEPH YOU ARE GOING TO DIE |
| Allah Akbar! |
| ANDY'S COMING! |
| Animals have no God! |
| Another farmer. Lamz0r! |
| Are you prepared for the kind of death you’ve earned, little man? |
| ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL |
| As your predecessor, I should teach you! |
| At least you aren't that Mario guy. He demands I bring him back EVERY SINGLE TIME he dies. |
| Because we have the spirit not to lose absolutely, whether or no, and... |
| Begone, and do not return! |
| Begone, or I shall taunt you! |
| BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL! |
| BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT!! |
| BULLET GIVEN BY BET-BOY GIVEN BY BET-BOY CAN USE |
| But he who is unjust is doomed to destruction! |
| Cease, Infidel! |
| Come on, hacker! Fight me like an ANIMAL! |
| Courage and honour! |
| Crazy makes weakened! |
| Depart, thou accursed, into everlasting fire! |
| Die, infidel! |
| Die, mortal!" You die... |
| Die monster, you don't belong in this world! |
| Do I look like a bad guy? |
| Do I look like your guardian angel to you? |
| Don't attack while sleeping! |
| Don't do stupid thing. |
| Don't get too cocky, $playername! |
| Don't make me pop a cap in your ass, $playername! |
| Don't serve the devil! |
| Do you have a moment to talk about the Random Number God? |
| Eat christ chex for salvation! |
| Enemy robot dead ahead. |
| En Taro Adun! |
| En Taro Tassadar! |
| Escaping? I don't think so. |
| Filthy mortal, your life is forfeit! |
| Find the inbreaking man! |
| Foolishness, mortal. Foolishness. |
| Forget it! In any case you were not grasped by the legendary monster. |
| GARBAGE DAY! |
| God power keeps my pimp hand strong! |
| Gotcha! |
| Grosssssuk ssssure ssssays a lot for sssssomeone who doessssn't talk. |
| Had your soul been worth saving They would not send me. |
| Ha ha ha! You can never defeat me! |
| Halt! |
| Halt! You offended against the laws. Serve your fine or die! |
| Hast thee read the book of John? Then I must plunge thy head beneath the |
| Have you heard the good word of the Lord? |
| Hearken thee unto St. Tux, for he doth still eat fish. |
| Hear that, $playername? $dog wants something a bit meatier. |
| Heaven's net is wide, but it lets nothing through. |
| Hold still for your smiting! |
| Holy shit, guys: KIDDIELAND! |
| I'll beat you... with the power of friendship! |
| I'll show you a thing or three. |
| I'll take care of you! |
| I'll tell you why your alignment is hard to play... |
| I'm fucking invinsible! |
| I'm gonna dragon-kick your ass into the Milky Way! |
| I'm gonna LOVE and TOLERATE the SHIT out of you! |
| I'm gonna send your tortured soul to Sovngarde! |
| I'm not defeated by everyone! |
| I'm warning you with peace and love. I have too much to do, so no more fan mail! |
| I've got you now! |
| I am not burdened by any sort of genitals! Jealous you must be! |
| I am the comet! I burn the impure! |
| I am the son of Wind, the child of spirit. |
| I am very disgusted with the trashy man. |
| I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. |
| I can do no wrong, for I know not what wrong is. |
| I cannot allow you to go any further. |
| If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! |
| I find your lack of faith disturbing. |
| I forgot my alignment! |
| I have HAD it with these motherf***ing mortals on this motherf***ing astral plane! |
| I hereby banish you from this game. And life. |
| I let the worldly people understand my grandness! |
| In spite of the monster, and the coach, only trashy, I will beat down them all. |
| In the end, it has to be this way! |
| In truth, I find your countenance unappealing. |
| I shall smite thee with my mighty blade! |
| Is my hair-clip beautiful? Contest? |
| I speak unto the Filth... We will obliterate you filth, just as the lord has commanded! |
| It's not you, it's me. |
| It's over, lawbreaker! Your little games come to an end now! |
| It is I! Yosh... I mean, an Angel! |
| I trained on the road of ultimate! |
| I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee. |
| I was forged from the cold fire of Law, and no mortal in this world today can stand against me. |
| I was there when the first of your kind was made from the dirt, and now I shall return you to it. |
| I will beat you to death! |
| I will be rude to you if you disturb my work! |
| I won't let you get away from me! |
| Join us $playername and we'll forgive thy wrongs |
| Just one more sinner, and I get a promotion! |
| Just what I need to see. $playername. |
| KIDDIELAND! |
| KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! |
| Lawful is easy, I'll show you why! |
| Let's see what you've got! |
| Let's settle our differences in a rational, non-violent way. Okay? |
| Let me show you my pokemans. My pokemans. Let me show you them. |
| Little strawberry me baby! |
| lol |
| Look at you. You come to this place when you know you are not pure. |
| Mankind ill needs a savior such as you. |
| May their paths become dark and slippery, and may the angel of the Lord afflict them. |
| May the ordure of demons bemire you from heel to crown! |
| May your woes be many, and your days few! |
| Megidolaon! |
| Mortal, the task has fallen upon me to forcibly remove thy head from thy arse! |
| My wrath is upon thee! |
| Nanomachines, son! |
| Now, namusan--! |
| Now THIS is a fight worthy of God's will! |
| Now your'e making my CRAZY flare up! |
| Objection! |
| Oh, no, sir. We prefer doing things our own way. |
| One day I will beat you down, and let you know my strength. |
| Oportet imo semper pura. |
| Per aspera ad astra! |
| Pick a god and pray! |
| Play time is over, $playername! |
| Previous attack has been nullified. |
| Puny mortal, prepare to be executed! |
| Put these foolish ambitions to rest. |
| Red sun setting over paradise... |
| Relax. This shall hurt. |
| Repent, and thou art still fucked! |
| Run, or die! |
| Say your prayers, $playername! |
| SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP, YES YES!!! |
| Somebody call a medic! |
| Sorry to keep you waiting! |
| So you are a trashy people, don't like to exert the utmost strength. It is wasting time purely. |
| Stop right here, criminal scum! |
| Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! |
| Submit or be smitten, mortal! |
| Surrender, or die in obscurity! |
| The angel presents a scroll. "It says you're a HERETIC!" |
| THE ANGER OF GOD IS COMING!! |
| The holy being glares at you in contempt... |
| The last girl thou kist wast thy mother! |
| The line must be drawn HERE! |
| The power of christ compels you! |
| There are two kinds of men in the world, savvy and nosavvy what kind of you? |
| THERE CAN ONLY BE LIGHT! |
| The righteous hath a refuge in death -- a pity that thou canst not. |
| The stink of Gehennom is strong upon thee. Turn from thy dark path before thine soul rots! |
| The things that cannot be cut by my blade are next to none! |
| Think of your impending demise my sputa will flow down. |
| This is what happens when you come across a stranger in the Alps! |
| This will be your final battle, $playername! Make your peace and prepare for the end. |
| This will be your final battle. May whatever god you pray to have mercy on you, because I will not. |
| Thou art but a knave before thine God’s righteous glory. |
| Thou deservest nothing but death by mine hand! |
| Thou doest need penance! |
| thou will DIE! |
| Time for a little payback! |
| Uh, you don't get to bring friends. |
| Uh oh! Bad decision, $playername! |
| Vnsaw ye door of mine, ye sheriff! |
| Wash away the anger... |
| Was Wisconsin really that bad? |
| We are called 'wintry poplar and willow' to see our might! |
| We are going to beat you to death. |
| Wei! You can't throw the butt casually! |
| Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! |
| We will not destroy the tower even if we are crazy. |
| What don't stare me always! |
| Who is your daddy, and what does he do?! |
| WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A FIFTEEN, $playername? YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY BETWEEN FOURTEEN AND SIXTEEN. |
| You're a mean one, $playername. |
| You're dead meat, pal! |
| You're good, but I'm better. |
| You're in my sights! You're going DOWN! |
| You're not getting away that easy! |
| You're not gonna ascend, puny mortal! |
| You? Ascend? Oh, I *really* don't think so. |
| You are LESS than nothing! |
| You call yourself a human being. I call you a pain in the butt, that's what I call you. |
| You can't get ye flask! |
| You cannot kill me in a way that matters. |
| YOU DEFY THE LIGHT! |
| You don't affect me. The trashy strolling is an eyesore. |
| You have gained monaters from graduate school, but you are so weak. It's a great pity. |
| You make even the DEVIL CRY! |
| You must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque... |
| Your call is very important to us. Please continue to hold. |
| Your carcass is mine! |
| Your madness ends here, betrayer! |
| YOU SPOONY BARD! |
| You think you got the ability and diathesis to be a champion? HA! |
| You won't survive, $playername! |
| You worry about your own hide. |
| Zamn brother, how art thou so drippin’? |
| "!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" |
| "Beware, I LIVE!" |
| "Crawl is better!" |
| "Existance is suffering. I will end your pain." |
| "FUCKBOI SIGHTED!" |
| "Go fsck yourself!" |
| "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" |
| "Hey, hey! Want to get the most bang-for-your-buck? Look up 'Inflation - Rule 34'!" |
| "Hey there, butterball!" |
| "I'm gonna say the n-word!" |
| "I'm not racist, but..." |
| "I am Sinistar. I HUNGER!" |
| "I am something of an evil celebrity in certain circles of The Underwhere..." |
| "I shall make the blood flow like rivers from your veins!" |
| "Is that how you hold a sword? Come now--pass uncle a blade and we'll spar." |
| "It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily... Instead, it ends with...magic!" |
| "Let's dance!" |
| "Lookin’ like a double-wide surprise. God Daymn!" |
| "Now, why'd I bother coming up from Gehennom?" |
| "Oh, you dear, ignorant child... You don't know a thing, do you? How charming." |
| "Please, as your game ends, remember it is an honor to have it ended by my talons!" |
| "Qy@!!" |
| "Santa isn't real!" |
| "Save us both the trouble - split thyself in twain! |
| "Save us both the trouble - split thyself in twain!" |
| "Such temper! Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a hissing cobra!" |
| "Type Alt-F4." |
| "U mad, bro?" |
| "What, you egg?" |
| "Why genocide mind flayers? They are not interested in gastronomy" |
| "You %&$@ing %&$@tacular %&$@er!! %&$@ the %&$@ off!!" |
| "YOU ARE A KIDDYFIDDLER!" |
| "You are a saucy boy!" |
| "You are a sussy baka!" |
| "You call this a fight? I'll show you a fight... |
| "Your beloved is cheating with Moloch, mwahahaha!" |
| "Your blows are like tiny jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers!" |
| "Your mother was a succubus - if only you inherited her looks, instead of that kobold of a father!" |
| "You will spend the rest of eternity in the foulest corner of The Underwhere!" |
| "~ah, ahn!" |
| $playername! Welcome to die! |
| $playername! Welcome to your doom! |
| $playername ! You're stupid! |
| $playername, all your powers will be lost! |
| $playername, you dumbass! Start making sense, you rotten $role, or you're gonna be sorry! |
| $playername, your life-force is running out! |
| $playername DRUG BAG FUCK |
| $playername HAVE A PILLORY |
| $playername HUGEBALL BALL FUCK |
| $playername loves the Dark Prince! $playername loves the Dark Prince! |
| $playername needs food badly! |
| $playername NUMBED CAN'T DO |
| $role, all your powers will be lost! |
| $role, your life-force is running out! |
| $role needs food badly! |
| *bonk* |
| *laughs at the presence of your micro willy* |
| *more demonic noises* |
| >//.//< You Sussy Baka! >\.\< |
| Abandon your foolish quest! All that awaits you is the wrath of my Master. |
| Abi, moleste. |
| Accept the kiss of death! |
| A CHALENGER IS NEAR! |
| All your skull are belong to us. |
| Alright, I'm taking your ass to Eeby Deeby! |
| Amphion built Thebes, and you can't even kill a Wizard! |
| Are thee a dragon, or is that merely thou foul breath? |
| Astala vista, baby! |
| Avada Kedavra! |
| Become as you behold... |
| Before your were born, I has been together with monsters. |
| Beg for your life, slave! |
| Being demonic is actually fun... There is a position open... Stop fighting and apply for the job! |
| Better to reign in Gehennom than serve in Heaven! |
| Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! |
| Bow before the great Rodney! |
| BRO-CCOLI! CAB-BAGE! AS-PARA-GUS! |
| But enough talk, have at you! Or something, I’ve never played the game. |
| Can't touch this! |
| CAN YOU SMELL, WHAT THE VROCK, IS COOKIN'? |
| COME AT ME BRO |
| Come join the dark side, we have cookies! |
| Consider yourself lucky you won't live to see Lord Dagon's rebirth! |
| Cry, cry, cry. That's all you're good for! |
| Dawn is breaking. |
| DEHUMANIZE YOUSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED |
| DELETED!! |
| Demons make you lose control. |
| Die, coward! |
| Die, scum! |
| dluow uoy ekil ot ees emos tros fo noitacifitnedi!? |
| Don't you take the drug for me? |
| do you wanna have a BAD TOM? |
| Do you want your possessions identified? |
| EN'SSICIBZ EDUDO |
| Er which hole? What droped? Failing thing, serve one right! |
| Eternal darkness cometh unto thou! |
| Ever sucked an imp dick before? |
| Every light must fade, every heart return to darkness! |
| EXTERMINATE! |
| Finally. A boss fight! |
| Fluttershy is best pony! |
| Forsooth! Even in Kingdom of Loathing, thou'd die a perma-death |
| GAH! I... HAVE... FURRY! |
| GAH! I... HAVE... FURY! |
| Get out of here, you nerd! |
| gg, git fked, lul. |
| GHOOOOOOSSST NUUUUUUUUT! (doot) |
| Give it up! You can't win! |
| Give us back our preciousss! |
| GO AWAY! |
| Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time! |
| Go away. I am in an angry mood today and I might kill you. Hey! That' a good idea! |
| Go back to playing CoD with all the other 5 year olds! |
| Go home and be a family man! |
| Greetings, I am $playername |
| Ha! But you are only a pathetic $role ! |
| Hah, you are not a planeswalker! |
| HAha, N00b! |
| Heyyyy batta batta swing! |
| Holy shit, guys: KIDDIELAND! |
| Hurry up and die already, I'm hungry! |
| I'll cut you up slowly. |
| I'll make sure you'll never reach the Astral Plane! |
| I'll set Roy Smeding on you! |
| I'm... h... a... p... p... y... |
| I'm going to tear off your [EFF!] and shove them right on your [EFF!] |
| I'm gonna bust you up REAL good! |
| I'm gonna feast on your dead flesh! |
| I've come to make an announcement, $playername is a bitch-ass motherfucker. |
| I've got a present for ya! |
| I, Garland, will knock you all down! |
| I AM... I AM A MONSTER! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... coach. |
| I am your doom! |
| I can make you *pray* for "difficult" |
| I fart in your general direction. |
| If I had a zorkmid for every brain you did not have; I'd have one zorkmid. |
| If thou art of such valorous renown, then crush this rock with thy bare hands! |
| If you’re such hot shit, then crush this rock with your bare hands! |
| I got two words for you: LO - SER! |
| I ground pounded your mom when you weren't looking - hehehe! |
| I have fury! |
| I HAVE OVERDOSED ON KETAMINE, AND I AM GOING TO DIE! ARARARAR! |
| I heard you were sleeping there. |
| I MUST BREAK YOU!!! |
| I shall bathe in thy blood! I shall taste of they flesh! And than...tea and crumpets we shall have! |
| I shall cut out your heart and show it to you! |
| I smell the blood of an englishman! I shall grind his bones to make my bread! |
| Is that a unicorn horn, or are you happy to see me? |
| It'll be fun to kill you, to take away everything you are, everything you could've been... |
| It's a livin'! |
| It's Game Over for your life! |
| IT'S MORBIN' TIME! |
| It's pizza time. |
| It's times like this kids like you... should be burning in Hell! |
| I think I'll torture you for a while. |
| It hurts to be you! |
| I will headbang to your screams of agony! |
| I will rip you from... ooh, a fire truck! |
| I will sacrifice your soul to Moloch as I have the thousands who came before you! |
| Join me, adventurer... or else you will DIE!! |
| Join me, Link, and I will make your face the grrrrrreatest in Koridai! Or else you will DIE!!! |
| KIDDIELAND! |
| Let's be friends. |
| Let's see how you make it with Demogorgon, shall we? |
| lol |
| Lord Dagon awaits your soul in Oblivion. |
| Maybe it is politically correct to kill the women and minorities first. |
| Meet the gaze of death! |
| Methinks thou art playing Nethack for thy first time. Thine YASD screen shall be glorious to see. |
| Morituri te salutant! |
| Mortal fool! Thy bones shall decorate my sanctum and thy skull shall be my winecup! |
| My Master has ordered me to take you down. |
| Need a dispenser here! |
| Nevermore! |
| Ni! |
| NO, JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS! |
| nomed eht yb dellik gnitteg trats dna siht gnidaer potS |
| NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| NO U |
| Now is not the time for fear. That comes later. |
| Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb! |
| Now you will feel true pain! |
| Oh, you're approaching me? |
| Oh freddled gruntbuggly / Thy micturations are to me / As plurdled gabbleblotchits... |
| Omae wa mou shinderu! |
| Om mani padme hm! |
| Only the chosen ones will survive purgatory. |
| Ooh, yeah, shake it, baby! |
| Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagh'nagl fthagn! |
| Prepare to meet your dim. Oops, I mean doom. |
| REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! |
| Rip and tear! Rip and tear thy innards! |
| Rodney's enemy is my enemy. |
| RUSH B CYKA BLYAT |
| Say that to my face fucker not online, see what happens! |
| Since when were you the one in control? |
| Sleep with this trauma that will leave you sleepless! |
| Soon you will be one of us. |
| Stop moving so I can squash you! |
| Stop sucking so bad at this game! Go read some spoilers! |
| Suck it! |
| Suck it down! |
| Ten years in the joint made you a fuckin' pussy! |
| That'sss a niccce run you've got going. It would be a sssshame if sssomething were to happen to it. |
| That's why yo shoes raggedy! |
| The invisible Demogorgon hits! |
| The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit because it's going on your grave. |
| There's no escape! |
| There's no Flasks of Endless Water in Hell! |
| The shadows betray you, because they belong to me! |
| The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!" |
| The time of your purgatory is drawing near! |
| They're gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!! |
| They call me the Scarlet King for a reason. |
| This is it, Luigi. |
| This is your end, swit! |
| This was not my fight. Or anyones. |
| Those who cross Rodney will die! |
| Thou cannot escape the vigilance of my Master! |
| Thou fightest as if thou were a farmer of dairy! |
| Thou shalt not kill! That's my job! |
| To be honest I find you shallow and pedantic! |
| Too bad Dad's not here to see ya fail! |
| U BR? HUEHUEHUEHUEH |
| Unlike the angels, I’ve got no qualms about killing you! ...wait, they kill you too? |
| Unlimited POWER!!!!! |
| Vanish into dark! |
| Wait, you are still here $playername ? Must not have anything better to do in your life, eh? |
| We are evil loathsom torturers and mailmen... apperently. |
| Well, aren't we special! |
| What are you!? |
| What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! |
| What kind of loser has the time to make it this far? After I kill you, get a life! |
| WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS! |
| Where is your God now? |
| Who is it to the end? Why to make the thing? |
| Yeah, keep the change kid. |
| Yo momma's so fat, she's stupid! |
| You'll be seeing your dad soon, $playername! |
| You'll be sorry you crossed me! |
| You'll never defeat Rodney! |
| You're gonna bleed! |
| You're not Alexander! |
| You're not welcome here! |
| YOU'RE READY FOR CBT |
| You're weak, just like the gods you pray to. |
| You've got no chance! No chance in hell! |
| You ain't from Gehennom if you never done this befo'! |
| You ain't gotta tell me, I know this pussy be yankin'. |
| You are a mentally lumpish pain in the arse! |
| You are an explicitly recycled marketing person! |
| You are too late to save the child. Now you'll join him - in hell. |
| You challenging me?! |
| You chose... poorly. |
| YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR?! YOU MUST DIE! |
| You do realize that you are going to die in turns time , moron. |
| You fight like a dairy farmer! |
| You fight like a girl called Frankenstein! |
| You fight like a lame slug! |
| You frog-eating surrender monkey! |
| You have no chance to survive make your time. |
| You n'wah! |
| Your blood is dilithium to me. |
| Your broken corpse will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg! |
| Your corpse will stink like a heap of shit! |
| Your daddy screamed REAL good before he died! |
| Your father was hamster and your mother smells of elderberries |
| Your inside is made of mud! |
| Your mama's so stupid, she plays RuneScape! |
| Your mommy cannot bake! |
| Your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts. |
| Your mother was a gully dwarf! |
| Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! |
| Your scream reminds me of your mother last night! |
| Your suffering is gonna end now! |
| Your waifu's trash. |
| You should see me play Pictionary. |
| You thought satan worked alone? |
| You will die, just like your father! |
| You will die now! |
| You will suffer eternally! |
| You WISH you could be my cocksleeve! |
| ~AaaAah... |
| ~Yubi Yubi |
| “I sharted.” |
| "Hey there, butterball!" |
| "make a diplomacy check" *rolls a one* "toutch that chicken thingy without gloves" |
| "Sans" is the easiest enemy. His attacks only deal 1 damage. |
| "They," whoever they may be, talks an awful lot for someone with so little to say... |
| "This message is a lie." Your brain aches and burns! |
| #techniques |
| $playername ... I remember You're Fortunes... |
| $playername did nothing wrong. |
| $playername panicked and dropped 12000 zorkmids... |
| +17 the Nothingbane is better than +24 Doomrist |
| +39 helm of sun as good as +16 sword of killing |
| ...it's blank. |
| ... there's nothing written here. It's just a blank piece of paper. What a rip off! |
| 1) put oil on the ship 2) ship doesn't sink |
| 69 |
| A +3 blade will never dull when engraving. |
| Actually, the crowbar snaps in two |
| A fire elemental can eat anything wooden. |
| A giant named Andre could help with unarmed combat. |
| A glass golem can be tamed with a fair bit of ale. |
| A good planeswalker always stocks up on land ... Wait, this ain't Magic: The Gathering! |
| A good planeswalker always uses well built decks ... Wait, this ain't Magic: The Gathering! |
| A good planeswalker never uses life stupidly ... Wait, this ain't Magic: The Gathering! |
| All gems look like worthless glass at a distance. Even dilithium. |
| All hail the Virtual Boy! |
| Always kick down a shop door, even if it is unlocked. It makes you look charismatic. |
| And the power star was in Bowser's ass all along, $playername. |
| An earth elemental can eat rocks for HP. |
| Angels wear jackets. Fairies wear boots. |
| An obvious lesbian will bring great news, and a grand piano will fall on you. |
| An unlit candle frightens no monkeys. |
| April Fools. |
| A quantum mechanic is less than its components |
| A rusty blade does extra damage to non poison-resistant opponents. |
| A sage knows scrolls. |
| A secret ritual must be performed if you wish to worship a different God. |
| ASK AGAIN LATER |
| ASS SNORT THE HEROIN, PLEB! |
| A tin opener is very effective against iron golems! |
| Attacking the Chromatic dragon results in YASD. |
| A wizard knows wands. |
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. |
| Batterī san kanchō o shita koto ga arimasu ka? |
| Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice |
| Beware of orbisculation when eating oranges |
| Beware of orbisulation when eating oranges! |
| Beware of the man who speaks in hands. |
| Bite on more than you chew |
| Break a mirror. Shards bring good luck. |
| BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE? |
| Caleb Acree sucks at nethack! |
| Caution: Potions of Invisibility may cause premature beard growth. |
| Charisma is the most important stat. |
| Chests may contain hidden compartments which only the correct key will open. |
| Chingy never existed. ~~Illuminati Conspiracy 666~~ |
| CLOWN-DOG SHOW TIME CLAP CLAP |
| Cockatrice is a rare delicacy, if you know how to remove the stoning glands. |
| Cockatrices are tasty! |
| Cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie starts with c! |
| Cornered? Try engraving Elf Breath. |
| Dagger is great weapon |
| Dare to be stupid! |
| Demon lords like gold. If you meet a peaceful one, throw gold at it! |
| Did you know that the Gnome King also has a Beer Garden...? |
| Digdug was a chimpanzee in malaysia. |
| Do a barrel roll! |
| Dodongo dislikes smoke. |
| Don't be afraid of minotaurs; they're more bark than bite. |
| Don't forget to order more Fortune Cookies at 1-800-FORTUNE |
| Don't leave the house today. |
| Don't look into the Death star, or you will die. |
| Don't make lemonade. |
| DON'T OPEN IT |
| DON'T PANIC |
| Don't pickup keys until you find the shop on this floor. |
| Don't stand right in front of doors! That's where the traps hit. |
| Don't worry about the Amulet, get more fortune cookies! |
| Do NOT break the machines… it will not end well |
| Do NOT cross the beams |
| Do not taunt the gazebo |
| Do the exact opposite of what the next fortune cookie says and upload it to YouTube. |
| Down here, you'll float too! |
| Duas tantum res anxius optat, panem et circenses. |
| Dudley's Advice #101: Newts are friends. |
| e=/=e |
| e=mcdonalds |
| e=MChammer |
| Eating death corpse can make you resistant to death |
| Eating dessert before dinner? Shame on you... |
| Eating span mail will get you far! |
| Egging a shop will cost you your luck! |
| Endermen won't attack you if you never examine them |
| Engage the camera, motherfucker! |
| Engraving with your rings will ruin their value! |
| Error: All messages dispensed. |
| Everybody likes items with fancy names. Name yours today! |
| Everyone who runs is a priest of Moloch. Everyone who doesn't is a well-trained pries of Moloch. |
| Food rations? Only 900 zorkmids. |
| Fortnite is better than Nethack |
| fortune cookie (For Tun Coo Kie), 10 points, T:314, eaten by you |
| Fortune Cookie Core is not defective. |
| Fortune Cookie Core is very handsome and his insights are relevant |
| Fortune cookies don't have any calories to them! |
| Foxes don't bark. |
| FRESH OATS... FRESH OATS... |
| Fuck, where did I leave my car keys - Mike |
| GAME OVER - FISSION MAILED |
| Gelatinous cubes get an extra point of nutrition from fortune cookies (mmm, paper!) |
| General failure. (A)bort/(R)etry/(F)ail? |
| Genocide floor. Get Amulet of Yendor. Eat tin of baked beans. Ascend. |
| Genociding h when you are a dwarf will make you ascend. |
| git gud |
| Give my regards to the next fortune cookie you eat. |
| Glass Guon Stones have no synergies |
| God's Salvation is not based on strong and intelligent. Everyone. Run. |
| Gods are offended by those who polymorph themselves too often. |
| Grave digging can be a good road to wealth |
| Hammer away at that spam nail! |
| Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? |
| Have you gone to Xiaojin? Many changes in elf center frighten you? |
| Having a hard time against Demogorgon? Try zapping him with a wand of death |
| Help! I am being held captive in a fortune cookie factory! |
| Here lies Albert the... Oh no, this is a fortune cookie. |
| Her name is Caroline |
| He will probably kill you now, violently. |
| He will probably kill you now. |
| Hey, at least it's not crack. |
| Hope leaves nothing but a bitter aftertaste behind when it breaks. Not if, when. |
| How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat? |
| How IS babby made? |
| I'm a song from the sixties. |
| I'm sorry, but the princess is in another dungeon! |
| I AM ERROR |
| If an Active Seed is defeated, it will need to rest overnight before you can call upon it again. |
| If it looks like fruit juice and tastes like fruit juice... it is fruit juice. |
| If you're a scammer and the person you're calling shouts "pingel," just give up now. |
| If you can control a sandestin, you can learn unlimited spells. |
| If you die in the game, you die for real! |
| If you eat a turtle corpse, you can swim. |
| If you engrave something with a wand of wishing, you add charges to it. |
| If you forgive Deneb, you can't get the best ending. |
| If you genocide you own race, demonkind will befriend you forever. |
| If you kick a sink enough, something good might pop out |
| If you like Sokoban, try a Sokoban game! |
| If you like Sokoban, wait until you find the Minesweeper level! |
| If you like Sokoban, wait until you find the Sudoku level! |
| If you listen closely, you can still hear Amy throwing a tantrum about Hardfought to this day. |
| If your name is Barack Obama, you won't be bothered by mindflayers |
| If you want bacon, gut a kop! |
| If you wish hard enough, you can get pants. |
| I have a gun. |
| I have a secret, but I won't tell you! |
| I heard that cockatrice corpses can't stone you if they're tinned. |
| I heard there’s a magic blue crystal dealer behind the GnomeDunkies. |
| Ii Ma, the warden, keeps the place without recourse. |
| I know something you don't! |
| I know what you did last summer... |
| I like corm. |
| i like pie |
| I like your dress, it looks lovely! |
| IN BED! BAHAH! |
| Instead of trying to ascend, why not take a break and do something productive? |
| Intelligence is easy to abuse. |
| In this world, it's kill or BE killed!" You see here a smiling flower. |
| It's a secret to everybody. |
| It's Okay to Leave A Dog in a Hot Car |
| I think this cookie might NOT be from China. Funny, huh? |
| It is now safe to turn off your computer. |
| It is said that all our ideas failed. |
| It is said that a stitch in time saves limes. |
| It is said that doing science will allow you to be still alive. |
| It is said that silence is a better idea |
| It is said that there are no adventurers allowed. |
| It is said that there are no hats anymore. |
| It is said there is a spirit in the forest. |
| It is written. |
| It just works. |
| It won't be enough. |
| I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER! |
| I would never lie to you... |
| J. S. has checked in and requested tea with sugar. My brother sends his regards. |
| Jane, will you marry me? |
| Jet fuel can't melt steel beams |
| Just Monika |
| Katanas and fedoras go hand-in-hand down here, m'lady! |
| Kernel panic: [kpolld/1] unhandled interrupt on irq/15, dumping memory... |
| Knives are the deadliest weapons one could ask for. |
| Krakens have a 1/128 chance of dropping the Gutsy Bat. |
| Lawful gods love dogs. Dead ones. |
| Learn Chinese: Rice |
| Lembas. Euugh! Poison! |
| LIMES HAS NO IONGRTEGRTIOY^T RT |
| Liquid fire is better than the real thing. |
| Living light brings bad luck! |
| Loadstones make for great sling bullets! |
| Looking for Fiersome, sealed beneath the earth? Did you notice your barn only expands downward? |
| Looks like we're in for some rain. |
| Lucky numbers: 10-14-15-28-56 |
| Make sure to destroy any heathen altars you find. |
| MANY YEARS AGO PRINCE DARKNESS "GANNON" STOLE ONE OF THE TRIFORCE WITH POWER |
| My other job is putting djinn in magic lamps. |
| My rat in a can came in a CAN! |
| Need more pets? Talk to a giant named Andre! |
| Nethack. Nethack never changes. |
| Nethack 3.5 will be released soon. |
| NetHack 3.5.0 is out! nethack.org |
| NetHack 3.5.0 released! http://www.nethack.org |
| Nethack is an online game, you dope. |
| NetHack is impossible |
| Nethack is love. Nethack is life. |
| Never go with the odds. |
| Never order spooky spaghetti! |
| No daemons here! |
| Nothing but strikes at Mid-World Lanes! |
| Oiled cockatrice is a delicacy in some places. |
| Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc |
| On the way to Duanye Isles, bad child will be bought here. |
| Oops, wrong message! |
| Open for inventory |
| People die when they are killed. |
| Pets lose loyalty if they are not fed frequently. |
| Placing a dilithium crystal in your warp drive will cause you to shoot off into space. |
| Polymorphing a fortune cookie will change its fortune. |
| Polymorph traps let you reflect your inner beauty. |
| Press 'B' to Blow |
| Press A, B and Z together for the nude code. |
| Protip: get rekt |
| Pro wrestling is fake. |
| purple |
| Quen ant is hardest 'a' monster in NetHack |
| quotes are hella gay |
| Rat king is hardest rat |
| Rawr, X3. What's this? *notices your bulge* |
| Reading scroll names carefully may have identification purposes... if we hadn't upgraded to 3.4.3. |
| Read your children a scroll of punishment. |
| Relying on straw golems in your arguments abuses wisdom. |
| Remember, when in doubt, ya gotta - penis, penis, penis, penis, penis penis. (hehehehea!) |
| Remember the basics of CQC |
| Roni is life! |
| Roni is life. |
| Say "stun seed" backwards. |
| Search for the sword of luck & pluck |
| See cookie for secrets of the Universe. |
| See thing. Hit thing with sword. Repeat. It is infallible. |
| Serve thee not the devil, for he is a lousy tipper. |
| Shopkeepers will only sell artifact weapons to those they truly trust. |
| Snape killed Dumbledore. |
| Snape kills Dumbledore |
| Someone set us up the bomb! |
| Someone set us up the bomb. |
| Some say the corpse of a chickatrice tastes like Wraith meat. |
| sorry. uppercase key broken. |
| Spam is delicious if you're gelatinous - my cube lives off that stuff! |
| Spam mail tastes like cheap meat. |
| Spam mail tastes much better fried - try it! |
| Spammer demon can throw junk mail to you |
| Spikes are only poisoned when you're not immune. |
| Spreading poison all over yourself will prevent monsters from trying to eat you. |
| Stan is not what he seems. |
| Stasis is ice. |
| Stilettos are great for instakilling dangerous monsters! |
| Summon nasties? Doesn't hold a candle to summoning VIDEO nasties! |
| system32? You don't need that! |
| Taking arrows to the knee is very healthy. |
| Telesto is besto |
| Thank you $playername but the Amulet is in another dungeon! |
| That say that if you change alignment you can always change back. |
| That shopkeeper overcharged you for this cookie. |
| That was delicious! |
| That wasn't a cookie. That was a time-release blood packet. |
| That wasn't beef. |
| That’s the deal with airline food. |
| The 40th level is death. |
| The activisitors don't visit the dungeon anymore in protest of the DISGUSTING conditions. |
| The ambulance was stolen, and we think the Brickster’s plan is to fuck up the town. |
| The Amulet of Yendor is not as far away as you may think. |
| The Amulet of Yendor is not real. Offering it will blow you up! |
| The cheat code to get into the Castle is UUDDLRLRBA |
| The Chromatic Dragon is nice once you get to know her. |
| The fifth-to-last turn is pink blood. |
| The fortune cookie doesn't seem to go down well. You vomit! -More- |
| The fortune cookie mimic hits! You die... |
| The gods can be fooled with a fake amulet of Yendor. |
| The gods dislike revealers of secrets; only cursed things will always speak truth. |
| The invisible Demogorgon hits! You die... --More-- |
| The meal wasn't chicken. |
| The owls are not what they seem. |
| the po po be fast on yo ass |
| There's a bomb in the lasagna! |
| There's a helpful bear on the 28th floor. |
| There are other worlds than these. |
| There are two ways to mount a centaur. |
| There is a powerful artifact hidden somewhere on this level. |
| There is a secret room with +99 dragonscale armor. The entrance is disguised as a lava pit |
| The succubuses obey rule 34. |
| The tower is built for pocket monsters to practise buddhism. |
| The Well of Wishes awaits in the Crypt of Decay! |
| The Wizard of Yendor exists in multiple dimensions simultaneously. |
| The world is burning... run... |
| The world is quiet here... |
| They say a monk that drinks a potion of booze will become a better fighter. |
| They say Crawl is better than NetHack. |
| They say dogs will not eat lizard corpses. |
| They say eating cockatrices like swallowing viagra pill |
| They say heels are the weapon of choice for developers with massive egos and little skill. |
| They say it's just too hard to find yourself. |
| They say it's still just nothing but a man's world. |
| They say it's very pleasant to #sit on the vibrating square |
| They say killing a gecko often yields a gecko hide, which can be sold of hundreds of zorkmids. |
| They say man is the warmest place to hide. |
| They say monster corpses taste better with ketchup. |
| They say NetHack is better than Crawl. |
| They say only an Earthmate can cast Omni Gate. |
| They say that "They" can never be trusted. |
| They say that 43% of statistics are made up on the spot |
| They say that a bear trap can only catch bears. |
| They say that a cockatrice's touch is always deadly. |
| They say that a cockatrice can't hurt you if you don't see it. |
| They say that a cursed scroll of teleportation takes you nowhere. |
| They say that a Fortune Cookie never lies. |
| They say that a knight in grey could be your best friend. |
| They say that a loadstone can help you find your way. |
| They say that a naga is just a big snake. |
| They say that Angband is better than NetHack. |
| They say that a pit viper will never fall in a pit. |
| They say that applying an acid blob corpse on your wounds when confused really, really stings. |
| They say that a rust monster will not reach your helmet. |
| They say that a spellbook of genocide makes your life a lot easier. |
| They say that assembling the corpse parts will bring you great fortune. |
| They say that a touchstone makes it easy to find danger. |
| They say that a tsunami might drown you on the Plane of Water. |
| They say that a Valkyrie can't cast spells. |
| They say that bears have love affairs, and even camels. |
| They say that beartraps, foocubi, and potions of confusion are a good combination. |
| They say that being drunk makes you more attractive. |
| They say that breaking a wand of wishing may give you extra wishes |
| They say that by digging down next to pools of lava, you might reveal some secrets. |
| They say that carrying uncursed loadstones will raise your strength to 18/** |
| They say that chickatrices are not as deadly as cockatrices. |
| They say that civilized people should not eat horses. |
| They say that cockatrice corpses provide stoning resistance. |
| They say that cockatrice tastes like chicken. |
| They say that Dick Dale's hands are so strong, he can play the Golden Gate Bridge like a harp. |
| They say that dilithium crystals can be used to cast warp drive. |
| They say that double clicking where you want to travel makes you go faster. |
| They say that drinking a potion of oil will make you smarter. |
| They say that each of the Planes has a Crystal you must destroy. |
| They say that eating a dead cockatrice can save you from turning to stone. |
| They say that eating a lich could improve your self-control. |
| They say that eating a stalker can make you blind. |
| They say that eels may know the way to victory. |
| They say that elves will respect the name of Elbereth. |
| They say that engraving 'Gullible' will protect you from monsters. |
| They say that hitting a gecko with a credit card can save you 15% or more on car insurance. |
| They say that hitting a golem with a rubber chicken is a clever move |
| They say that if you can survive eating Medusa's corpse, that snakes will fear you. |
| They say that if you hit yourself with the Vorpal Blade, you might get an extra head. |
| They say that incubi make great mounts. |
| They say that Jerry Seinfeld isn’t real… yet. |
| They say that killing Vlad with an iron chain, then eating his body, grants you life saving |
| They say that land mines can be made into time bombs. |
| They say that Manny knows what he's talking about. |
| They say that Minecraft is better than nethack |
| They say that Minecraft is free to play |
| They say that naming a weapon gives it superpowers. |
| They say that NetHack is better than Angband. |
| They say that nethack is better than Minecraft |
| They say that no one really subscribes to rec.games.roguelike.nethack. |
| They say that nymph corpses cure all ills! |
| They say that one must drink water regularly to survive. |
| They say that one with a rank level of 3 and is chaotic can get Flamebane easily. |
| They say that only a knight can wield Excalibur. |
| They say that SCP-682 is very nice |
| They say that shopkeepers are very weak... |
| They say that shopkeepers will never buy stolen goods. |
| They say that soldier ants live in military barracks. |
| They say that stepping on a polymorph trap twice will change you back. |
| They say that succubi make great mounts. |
| They say that the Amulet is in another castle. |
| They say that the blessed Sled of Kane can help the rosebuds blossom. |
| They say that the Dungeons of Doom are quite dangerous. |
| They say that the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch can be used to slay any monster. |
| They say that the magic word is "XYZZY" |
| They say that the Oracle always carries a wand of wishing. |
| They say that the owlbear wants just a hug. |
| They say that the Palantir of Westernesse is a very powerful artifact. |
| They say that the Plane of Earth often has earthquakes. |
| They say that there is a djinni inside a wand of wishing. |
| They say that there is a magical volcano on the Plane of Fire. |
| They say that the sky is black too... |
| They say that the Wizard of Yendor cannot be harmed by any mortal weapon. |
| They say that the wizard of Yendor is weak against wooden sticks... |
| They say that they satisfied your mother last night. |
| They say that turnips do not spoil if you leave them on tables. |
| They say that two bags of holding are better than one. |
| They say that unicorn horns can't be polymorphed. |
| They say that uranium wands are radioactive. |
| They say that xorns make poor companions. |
| They say that you can't make holy water without an altar. |
| They say that you can eat the Amulet of Yendor to slay the Hermit. |
| They say that you should always trust fortune cookies |
| They say that you should ask the Oracle about woodchucks. |
| They say that you should bring a vuvuzela with you to Fort Ludios |
| They say that you should drop the Amulet of Yendor into molten lava to make it even more powerful. |
| They say that you shouldn't mount a succubus without protection. |
| They say that you should never meet with a succubus. Who knows where they've been down there?... |
| They say that you should pick up a loadstone if you see one. |
| They say the bridge guardian has no patience for uncertainty. |
| They say the cake is a lie |
| They say the Escape spell works even when you are sealed. |
| They say the more luckstones you have, the better. |
| They say the Pick-axe of Anhur is essential for large-scale digs. |
| They say there are four elemental dragon gods: Terrable, Fiersome, Aquaticus, and Ventuswill. |
| They say things about you. |
| They say you can break a wand of light to get a certain "edge". |
| They say you can make potions of oil by mixing water and acid. |
| They say you can trade glass trinkets for something nice. |
| They say you can usually craft three more items after running out of Rune Points. |
| They say you should only sacrifice a unicorn on an altar of its own alignment. |
| They say you used to need specialized tools to milk a Buffamoo. |
| This ain't it, Chief. |
| This fortune cookie was blessed. |
| This is all ‘cause of Obamacare. |
| This is a secret to everybody |
| This is a true rumor |
| This isnt a rumor |
| This rumor isn't true. |
| This rumor is not Imbaru |
| This rumor tells the truth |
| This sentence is false. |
| This sentence is true. |
| This statement is false! |
| This statement is false. |
| Throwing steel balls trains the Spin skill. |
| To barrel roll, press Z or R twice! |
| To cast spells, you must first teach your pet how to read spellbooks. |
| To enter wizard mode, name yourself NARPAS SWORD ! |
| To get the Grail, you have to defeat Luvalon without using tarot cards or running away. |
| Trip hates melons. |
| Trololololololololololololol |
| Trololololololololololololololololol |
| Truth is a funny thing |
| Try spinning, that's a good trick! |
| TVTropes are not addicting at all. |
| Ulch - that fortune cookie was tainted! You feel deathly sick. |
| UNIX® is a registered trademark of The Open Group |
| User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported. |
| Use the force, you... |
| Use the magic marker to mark the spot. |
| Using laser cats while drunk is always a bad idea. |
| Vlad is a hard enemy, even aristotle3 dies from him |
| Wand of polymorph + 1000 fortune cookies = paper golem. Try it! |
| Want a new bit of text for your T-shirt? Zap it with a wand of polymorph! |
| Want Rodney gone for good? Well, how would you deal with a pesky troll? |
| WARNING: Objects on screen may be closer than they appear |
| Watame did nothing wrong. |
| We need to talk about fifty-five. |
| Werenewt hit harder than werelichen |
| Wereshopkeeper can bite you |
| What's your hair all about? |
| When in trouble, when in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout. |
| When you're happy, you enjoy the music. When you're sad, you undestand the lyrics. |
| When you pinch Wendy's Pennies, They Pinch Back. |
| Where there’s smoke, they pinch back. |
| Who's "they", and why do they say so much? |
| Who knows what effect this mysterious liquid will have on your body? |
| Who was that maud person anyway? |
| Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? |
| Why SO fussy all the time? |
| Yasu is the real culprit! |
| You'll ne'er be vanquish'd 'til Birnam wood comes to Dunsinane |
| YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD! - James Rolfe |
| You're not a clown - you're the entire circus! |
| You're playing it wrong. Give me the controller. |
| You always were a kidder, Steve... |
| You are clown of the week. |
| You are so hosed! Escape now and call it a draw! |
| You are totally going to win this time! |
| You can't break an artifact with a lock, you know. |
| You can't have tea and no tea! That's preposterous! |
| You can't open a lock with a credit card - they changed the locks. |
| You cannot grasp the true form of this rumor... $playername... |
| You cannot grasp the true form of this rumor... n e s s . . . |
| YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE TRUTH! |
| You can only find diamond ore a z-lelels less than- No wait, wrong game. |
| You can only get the #1 score if you change your name to AAA. |
| You can slide freely everywhere want to buy bike, go to miracle bike store |
| You choke on the fortune cookie. You choke! You die.. ==More== |
| You could already be dead! |
| You die... |
| You fancy yourself a warrior? |
| You feel a change coming over you. |
| You feel foolish! You haven't been paying attention. |
| You feel like someone is helping you |
| You find kitten! Way to go, robot! |
| You have nice breasts... |
| You just got scammed out of a funny message. |
| You just wasted five seconds of your life reading this false rumor. |
| You know what they say: all toasters toast toast! |
| You musn't bite the table. |
| You must be the great... HERO ...impersonator! |
| You must OPEN the no-ghost before you USE the no-ghost... |
| Your free trial on rumors has expired, buy a subscription for 300 zorkmids today only. |
| Your future will be in close contact ... in bed. |
| Your god will forgive you for cannibalism as long as you don't know that you've committed it. |
| Your lucky numbers are: 11 23 63 77 22 |
| Your motherfucking life ends 30 turns from now. |
| Your plan is going to fail badly. |
| You should continue eating fortune cookies. |
| You smell. :) |
| You smell of poopoo peepee! |
| You will ascend to demigodhood on this game |
| You will die in 1289 turns. |
| You will find your fortune in lava. |
| Yu-Gi-Oh! is an awesome trading card game. |
| YY? ? Y-?!! ??X? ??X?!! ??C???X??!! ?? ??? ?????? |
| zruty > archon, full stop. |
| "Cockatrice egg yolk is just as deadly as cockatrice flesh!" |
| "Elbereth in marker" is "Wasted potential" in hacker. |
| "There's a cockatrice behind me--?" |
| $playername is YOU. ASCENSION is WIN. |
| +39 helm of sun as good as +16 sword of killing |
| .senutrof gnidaer naht erom rof desu eb nac srorriM |
| 7 days |
| @ die when killed. |
| A bagged egg never hatches. |
| A bag of holding can contain many things - trickery is not one of them. |
| A bag of tricks can make your held possessions disappear. |
| A certain blessing can take the weight off your shoulders. |
| A chef is a rather valuable asset around these parts - they know about the good cuts! |
| Acid and water don't mix! |
| A cream pie has two uses: food... and entertainment |
| A dead disenchanter is a lot like a live gremlin. |
| Adventurers make for unusually difficult to digest meals. |
| A fool drinks recklessly. A wise man drinks responsibly. The wisest don't drink unless needed. |
| A golden ring can cost less than a wire one - figure THAT one out... |
| A good planeswalker always keeps track of his hit points. |
| A knight knows armor. |
| A little may go a long way, but, for orcs, a long way is a little less long... |
| All but one of my hints will be useful to you. |
| All that you need to gaze upon Medusa is a Cream Pie and an adequately-trained Clown. |
| A long way is a lot longer for elves! |
| Although the name Elbereth is sacred, the grave of Elbereth is not. |
| Always know where your towel is! |
| Always remember to zone correctly! City zoning, that is! |
| Amulets of life saving can only keep you alive - it's too late for the undead... |
| Amulets often look like webs. |
| An electric lamp can run on oil or energy. |
| Anyone can submit any old rubbish for these rumors. |
| A pristine throne is exactly one ton. |
| Are you confused? Wield a potion of water, and read a scroll of remove curse. |
| Around here, we don't bother with coffins. |
| Around mind flayers, you get headaches. |
| A rusty ring is just as good as a rustless one. |
| A scaled meal is one way to shed a stone hide. |
| A strike can cost you big time - shopkeeper OR customer! |
| Attractiveness is overrated... |
| A wise archer will treat their arrows better than their bow. |
| Bags of Holding can put you under pressure |
| Be careful what you wish for. |
| Be careful when hallucinating, you might be fighting something entirely different... |
| Becoming can transform into Wonder, but only in the Crypt. |
| Being crowned is not all it's cracked up to be... |
| Bell of Opening opens your road to victory. |
| Better to live a sinner than die a saint. |
| Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss. |
| Blessings birth truths, curses lies. Both can be counted on. It is neutrality you cannot trust. |
| Blindness is not half bad if you want to be illiterate... |
| bnggg |
| Bomb the walls to find secret rooms. You might find rare items, like the Black Lotus! |
| Breaking fast once or twice isn't THAT big a deal, as long as you pay your tithe. |
| Bring plenty of extra lives |
| Bugs Bunny was a struggling rapist all along - just ask MeatCanyon! |
| By Her name are foes cowed, but for her kindred. |
| Caleb Acree is a nethack god. |
| Can't stand the heat? Stay away from Gehennom. |
| Cavemen have it easy when it comes to nurse meat. |
| Certain monsters will try to grab your prize. |
| CHUB DISLIKES SMOKE! |
| Chub dislikes smoke! |
| Color matters when it comes to unicorn sacrifice! |
| Coming soon: Nethack 4.0.0! (Call NET-HACK to place your order) |
| Confusion: hard proof that 40-proof-hard can make you 'proof |
| Cram isn't so bad to a dwarf. |
| Crysknives make great throwing weapons - as long as you have a surplus of enchant weapon scrolls... |
| Cursed tin of abbot meat is the worst food in NetHack |
| Curses are not always a hindrance. |
| Curses can greatly add to your burdens. |
| Dagger is great throwing weapon |
| Death does not rid a disenchanter of their ability to strip away magic. |
| Defacing an altar - your god's or another's - is almost always foolish. |
| Despite what the tavernkeep says, you don't need to drink down here. |
| Destroying chests may give you Junk! |
| Did you know that Fort Ludios is better for the return trip? |
| Disenchanters and gremlins have a lot in common. |
| Dispose of your junk properly, or it may come back to haunt you... |
| Dog food is a step up from some of the food down here... |
| Dogs aren't very good at catching eggs... *CRACK* |
| Don't accept advice from fortune cookies. |
| Don't believe everything you read! |
| Don't blink. Don't even blink. |
| Don't bother calling the high priest names - it doesn't work anymore. |
| Don't chuck your axe into the water, you won't get anything but rust. |
| Don't dip what you can't afford to ruin. |
| Don't even think about diluting your acid! |
| Don't expect a tinned dragon to fill you up much. |
| Don't lash out at people while blinded. |
| Don't need to breath? Eat all you want. |
| Don't play drunk... unless you play better, then don't play sober. |
| Don't play tired. |
| Don't throw stones in glass houses - throw glass instead! It's much lighter, after all... |
| Don't touch unknown things! I wish you wonder male valkyrie... |
| Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. |
| Do you have any blank paper for your magic marker? |
| Dragons aren't as thin skinned as most. |
| Dullards are borne from lies. |
| Dwarves, wounded or not, have the mystical strength of a doily. |
| Dwarves are much better at cramming - even if it's no more tasty! |
| E = mc2 |
| e=mc2 |
| Eat an abbot while fighting an arch-lich and learn what the back of your head looks like! |
| Eating a shapeshifter can help you change your life. |
| Eating rider can make you liveproof |
| Elbereth doesn't take kindly to hypocrites! |
| Elbereth will save your bacon, E|bereth will damn you, and Elbereth Elbereth, too! |
| Elves can help you feel less tired. |
| Enchant dragon scales to get dragon scale armor. |
| Error: cannot cast variable of type `void *' to type `int' |
| Even a knife is better than nothing... as long as it isn't cursed! |
| Even Archons are not safe from the gullet of a purple worm... |
| Even junk mail has its uses... |
| Even stoners can tell what the contents of their pack are. |
| Ever seen an atheist priest? I have! |
| Ever thought of playing SLEX? Play SLASHTHEM or The Ground Gives Way instead. |
| Everything can be used for something. Everything. |
| Fedoras may be fashionable, but they don't offer much protection. |
| Feeling lucky? Not if you strike a nymph one time too many... |
| Fire away, but be prepared for the rebound! |
| Fire Brand burns hot, but a wand of fire burns hotter still. |
| Fixing is not foolproof when worm teeth are involved... |
| Fix it now, or it might rust into uselessness later. |
| Fortune cookies can contain many truths - and lies! |
| Foxes bark. |
| fqjdoz |
| Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile. |
| Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. |
| Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. |
| Game cartridges are hidden everywhere. |
| Gems that let you engrave with them are always valuable. |
| Get naked, kick a sink, sleep around, and run, to gain a level. |
| Getting sloshed is not particularly wise, even if you have a good reason to do so. |
| Glass wands were made to discourage beating up on the chests (fine oak ain't cheap!) |
| Gluttony is unchivalrous. |
| Go all the way or don't go at all - especially when it comes to tengu. |
| God or Demon? Your equipment can help you choose your path. |
| Gods love cats and dogs. |
| Gold is good for more than paying for goods and services. |
| Good luck doesn't last forever unless you have a good luck charm at hand. |
| Greed will be your undoing. |
| Grid bugs would be in a lot of trouble if bear traps came in their size. |
| Hallucinations distort more than what you see... |
| Have you tried using a polearm while invisible? |
| Having a pet rust monster can be problematic for the unarmed... |
| Having trouble with random enemies with a wand of death, certain items can fix that problem. |
| He almost cleared that throne room, til the GWTWOD appeared... |
| Hello, $playername. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
| Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
| How shameful it is for one to fall for which one's pet knew to be wary of... |
| Hungry? Get a unicorn horn, and you can eat almost anything. |
| I'd be more worried about the Shopkeeper than the Kops if I were you... |
| I've found more potions of full healing at the bottom of the dungeon. |
| I am not a moron! |
| Ice melts, you know... |
| If playing as a Scout, make sure to find a dispenser. |
| If the lava looks blue, you're playing too fast. |
| If you can read this, you just broke illiterate. |
| If you meet the Buddha by the side of the road, kill him. |
| If you really were a nice guy/girl/etc., you wouldn't feel entitled to someone's body for existing! |
| If your pet won't eat it, neither should you. If your pet will eat it, you may not want to. |
| If you see red waves, stay the fuck away. |
| I get moody when I'm not blessed, and mischievous when curses come into play... |
| in real life you make your cock hard. in nethack, cocks make YOU hard |
| Iron chains have a unique place in an adventurer's inventory. |
| Iron shoes are a dime a dozen, but AC isn't everything. |
| It's never good to be held under one's own weight, especially when next to someone named Ken. |
| It's not lupus. |
| It's only murder if YOU do it. |
| It's said that acid can help you out of some hard times. |
| It all depends on your skill! Go for broke! |
| It takes only one instrinct to make a tool out of a nuisance... |
| Juggling is a skill you do not have. |
| Junk for some is food for others. |
| Just because it's blessed doesn't mean it's good... |
| Just because it's cursed doesn't mean it's bad! |
| Just because it's soft doesn't mean it's worthless. |
| Just because it is a d or f does NOT mean it is always peaceful. |
| Just because it says READ ME doesn't mean you should. |
| Just because the dog will eat it doesn't mean YOU should! |
| Just because you can doesn't mean you should. |
| Just wear your **** mask! |
| Kenny, the little dog we couldn't save. |
| Kenny who finaly died for real. |
| Kicking grey stones can keep you unburdened. |
| Kick that chest all you want, you'll still find that chunk of glass inside... |
| Killed that nymph in a shop? Her loot is now his merchandise! |
| Lembas is well suited to elven physiology. |
| Little fingers can't open a tin. |
| Loadstones are rather clingy. |
| Lying can save your life... or end it. |
| Magic lamps burn with the unending rage of the djinn held within. |
| Magic or mundane, it'll hold your oil regardless. |
| Magic resistance only goes so far when you're looking right down the barrel... |
| Magic The Gathering is an awesome trading card game. |
| Mail deamons can't be killed. |
| Mirrors are fragile. Handle with care. |
| Moloch is not known for his gratitude... |
| Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you protection. |
| Most items in NetHack either start out useless or are useless by Dlvl:3 |
| Negative gold lets you carry more stuff. |
| NetHack doesn't care if you live or die. Slash'EM wants you DEAD |
| Nethack is not real life. |
| Never play hot potato with a melon... *SPLAT* |
| Never tap out a fountain while a guard is watching. |
| NH =/= RL |
| No, you don't need a knife or fork to eat a corpse. Dig in! |
| Nobody's in their right mind down here... |
| No matter what it is, you can't take it with you. Use it well while you can. |
| Not all boots were made for walking. |
| Not all food is fit for eating... |
| Not everything a gremlin can take from you is something you'd want to keep. |
| Not everything you can lose to a gremlin is something you'll miss... |
| Nurse meat is a soothing dish indeed - especially when worn and battered! |
| Nurses are peope, too! |
| Nurses love nudists - especially when they're bare handed. |
| Nymphs go for rocks as often as they do the Amulet of Yendor! |
| Object 55 isn’t round! |
| Oftentimes, stilling your tongue is the best course of action. |
| Oil is a blessing for a rusty blade. |
| Oil is the only fluid you can light, but they'll still let you try with others! |
| Ok, maybe some daemons here. |
| Once a tin is open, it's already lost. |
| Once you are dead and buried, a Rogue will dig you up and ascend with a tin of your corpse. |
| Only a fool would ride a demon down here! |
| Only you can prevent dungeon forest fires! |
| Open 100 toilets to find the Toilet Genie. |
| Oxygenarians don't consider juice or booze to be food |
| Peace and love to you |
| Playing on public servers promotes good habits. |
| Play your cards right, and you can make a blessing out of a curse! |
| Polymorph is hard on the ol' physique. |
| Prepare for unforseen consequences. |
| Proper capitalization can make one rather wise. |
| PROTIP: The Wizard of Yendor can be slain by reducing his HP to 0 |
| PROTIP: To defeat Demogorgon, hit it until it dies. |
| Pudding farming ain't what it used to be... |
| Pulling off your gloves near a cockatrice would be extremely painful. |
| Purple is a powerful color. |
| Queens seldom give birth to queens, and most gargoyles come clipped. |
| Qui habet erumpere ventum maxime, frangit ventum tardius |
| Qy@ |
| Red makes you Faster! |
| Remember, Don't eat anything while satiated after eating a huge chunk of meat. |
| Remember: Where ever you go, there you are! |
| Riders tend to be dodgy targets when it comes to teleportation... |
| Risk takers score big - and lose big, too! |
| Roy Smeding likes penis |
| Rubber chickens help those with gloves. But never fall down stairs. |
| Rubbing a lamp is much more rewarding than rubbing a lantern. |
| Running shoes work better with a light napsack. |
| Sacrifice is a very hands-on affair! |
| Sake or booze, you'll get drunk all the same. What's in a name, after all? |
| Scrolls of mail ain't worth the paper they're printed on! |
| Selling your credit card is not such a dumb idea if you have a key. |
| Shopkeepers are mighty touchy about their property... |
| Shopkeepers are quick-witted, fleet of foot, and nimble with their hands! |
| Shopkeepers know a desperate adventurer when they see one - eat up beforehand! |
| Shopkeepers LOVE fried food, but they never eat it. |
| Shopkeepers love fried food - especially when it's their customers eating it... |
| Shopkeepers sometimes stock their own undoing. Take a close look at that wand or scroll... |
| Sinks also operate as gravity wells. |
| Sinks hate floaters. |
| Sin or starve - personally, I'd pick the former. |
| Sluggo is lit |
| So *I* can't rob Asidonhopo, but my dog can? |
| So i herd the Wizard of Yendor lieks mudkips? |
| Some cures leave wounds in their wake... |
| Some fungi are hallucinogenic, you know. |
| Sometime, a golem really IS more valuable than what you were zapping. |
| Sometimes, blessings are the last thing you need. |
| Sometimes, it's a question of thriving later versus surviving now... |
| Sometimes, sinning is worth it. |
| Spam is not a very satisfying entree. |
| Spam is not half as filling as SPAM - in fact, it's like eating air! |
| Spam mail it may be, but it won't keep your belly filled... |
| Spellcasting works up an appetite. |
| Stasis is NOT ice. As said in the lore. |
| Steve is not a kidder! (well, at least not THAT kind...) |
| Sting is an artifact you can probably life with losing. |
| Take a nap if you want, but you may not wake up... |
| Teleporting under the influence could be a fatal mistake... |
| Teleportitis ain't all bad... if you're prepared, that is. |
| Thats what she said! |
| That thing ain't on autopilot, son. |
| That wand of wishing isn't going to do you any good in the afterlife, you know... |
| The best brain food is also the best way to go brainless. |
| The burnt tower was burnt off by fire. |
| The cake is a lie. |
| The dungeon has a bad sense of humor. |
| The first checkup is free! |
| The gods appreciate honesty; only blessed things will always speak truth. |
| The high ground will not save your hide here... |
| The Kops have funny ideas about what it means to arrest someone... |
| The orcs say that elf flesh is not unlike coffee. |
| There's no such thing as a bone golem. |
| There's no such thing as a useless item. |
| There are better uses for wands of fire than flame wars... |
| There comes a point when gold is better used as food than as money... |
| There IS such a thing as rubbish artifacts, you know... |
| There was never a third chest to find. |
| The Tao which can be grasped is not the true Tao. |
| The truth will set you free... if you're named Croesus, that is. |
| The wizard has a particular affinity for what your master values most... |
| The worst nurses are those that had their checks wiped clean! |
| They don't make arrows half as well as daggers. *SNAP* |
| They say crowning isn't half of what it's cracked out to be. |
| They say diamonds never get dull from engraving. |
| They say Gehennom is not for the light-hearted |
| They say if you exterminate bugs, you'll get snakes on the plane |
| They say it can help to give The Wizard the finger. |
| They say most accidents occur at home. Try moving away. |
| They say no dog was ever charged with theft. |
| They say that a diamond can engrave anything. |
| They say that a hard hat will protect you from falling rocks. |
| They say that a magic lamp never burns out. |
| They say that a mirror will not frighten a nymph. |
| They say that an amulet of change can change your life. |
| They say that a werewolf is never alone. |
| They say that being confused can help you make more friends. |
| They say that carving a message on an altar can be a bad thing. |
| They say that civilized people should not eat cats. |
| They say that civilized people should not eat dogs. |
| They say that Croesus is a popular name around these parts. |
| They say that Demogorgon can PWN ur arse |
| They say that drinking tapwater is bad for your health. |
| They say that eating a leprechaun can make you jumpy. |
| They say that eating a newt may make you a more powerful wizard. |
| They say that eating a sprig of wolfsbane may help, if you have been bitten by a werewolf. |
| They say that eating Rodney might be good and bad at the same time ._. |
| They say that even a dead cockatrice can be deadly. |
| They say that even a flint stone can be used to tell iron from leather. |
| They say that even spam mail has its uses. |
| They say that Fatty eats babies. |
| They say that from a distance all traps look alike |
| They say that it's bad luck to break a boulder in Sokoban. |
| They say that it's better to pay first if you might leave the shop unexpectedly. |
| They say that it's possible to live forever in the dungeon without dying. |
| They say that it is not good for your health to play after 02:00 am. |
| they say that killing a shopkeeper makes you up to 4000 z's richer. |
| They say that Medusa is REALLY ugly |
| They say that one with a rank level of 5 and is lawful can get Excalibur easily. |
| They say that pets are reluctant to step on cursed items |
| They say that puddings are not vegetarian food. |
| They say that putting a bag of holding in another bag of holding can free up some weight. |
| They say that putting a bag of tricks in a bag of holding can free up some weight. |
| They say that putting a wand of cancellation in a bag of holding can free up some weight. |
| They say that scrolls of fire are fireproof |
| They say that selling a pick-axe is no trivial task. |
| They say that shopkeepers are dumb as rocks. |
| They say that shopkeepers do not accept stolen credit cards. |
| They say that some hackers may enjoy hydration. Stay hydrated! |
| They say that the Amulet of Yendor doesn't mind being called names. |
| They say that the Gods dislike cannaiblism, but they don't expect orcs and cavemen to know better |
| They say that the Horsemen of the Apocalypse are camera shy. |
| They say that the Oracle comes at a price... |
| They say that the Planes are somewhere up there. |
| They say that there is a rare card which can charge more than purchases |
| They say that there is thunder on the Plane of Air. |
| They say that the tempting demons are less forceful on those with more beauty. |
| They say that the water of fountains is not as safe as bottled water |
| They say that throwing a pick-axe straight up will only hurt yourself. |
| They say that to a blind hacker, floating eyes are a trivial challenge. |
| They say that Vlad used to make various shortcuts down the dungeon. |
| They say that watchmen hate it when you force open locked doors. |
| They say that writing diary entries in the dungeon is not productive. |
| They say that you'll never lose a ring of searching in a sink. |
| They say that you can dig through traps |
| They say that you can kick a newt. |
| They say that you can train your dog with meatballs. |
| They say that you shouldn't kick a cockatrice without boots. |
| They say that you shouldn't saddle a cockatrice without gloves. |
| They say there's no such thing as an invisible mummy. |
| They say unchecked levitation can lead to serious problems. |
| They say Wikipedia is unreliable. |
| They say you can add your own rumors to public servers. |
| They say you can open the Gungeon's secret walls with blanks... |
| They say you can recognize if item is blessed or cursed by dropping it at altar. |
| They say you just shouldn't listen to rumors from public servers. Even this one. |
| They say you shouldn't kill Izchak. |
| They say you shouldn't sacrifice a unicorn on an altar of its own alignment. |
| This is a rumor. |
| This is a true rumor |
| This rumor is Imbaru |
| This sentence is true. |
| Tho' from men's hearts doth it evoke the worst, accursed gold is neither blest nor cursed. |
| Those who explore their options can find themselves with vegan ham! |
| Throwing up can be fatal. |
| Tipping is not appreciated by the gods... |
| To let the monster be stronger the coach must be stronger. If only so, the monster must be stronger |
| Towels can multitask. |
| Try as you might, you'll never kill off the wolves with wolfbane. |
| Try as you might, you can't get rock hard sitting on a cockatrice... |
| Trying to pwn Demogorgon will make slaying a black dragon look like slaying a grid bug. |
| Try reading a scroll of food detection while hallucinating |
| Two-handed weapons are rather risky to use - especially when one is in the realm of devils. |
| Unicorn horns can cleanse things other than yourself. |
| Use a leash to get your pet to change into something greater. |
| Use a leash to help your pet find the polymorph trap. |
| Using a polypiling item for polyselfing can be dangerous... Or deadly. |
| Vegans have more reasons to be crowned than most. |
| Wands of cancellation can cancel your bag's existence! |
| want a pet minon, you can wish for a blessed figurine or polymorph your pets |
| Wastenot, whatnot! |
| Watch what you eat if you hate reading! |
| Watch where you chuck those daggers! *SPLASH* |
| Water will fill your stomach for a time if there is nothing better at hand. |
| What doesn't kill you, doesn't kill you. |
| What goes up, must come down. |
| What is dead may not die further. |
| What kind of stupid hacker zaps Death with a death ray? |
| When in doubt save and come back later. |
| When it comes to Elbereth, there can be only one! |
| Wishing won't make you a millionaire. |
| With 'Handy Card', the monster gearing will be handy more! |
| Wizards are good at spellcasting, especially when they're wearing light armor. |
| Worthless glass isn't really worthless. |
| Yellow molds will get you tripping, but hallucination-warped cockatrices will get you stoned. |
| Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. |
| Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. |
| You'll get stoned for saddling a cockatrice - but not from riding one. Fancy that... |
| You Are a Planeswalker. |
| You are probably going to die down here. |
| You are worshiping a sun god. |
| You can't always get what you want... by wishing. |
| You can go the distance with the dungeon - if you have nothing better to do, that is. |
| You CAN live off of water instead of food... in theory, at least. |
| You can read this without eating the cookie. |
| You can uh, read stuff ya know. |
| You can use lava to burn boots. But not on yourself. A dead player sucks. |
| You just lost illiterate conduct. |
| You must construct additional pylons. |
| You need some heavy wizardry with the Wizard. |
| You poor fool! Wait 'till you see those goddamn bats. |
| Your dad will never come back with the milk. |
| Your pet rock mole won't appreciate having stones thrown at them... |
| You should sharpen that sword once in a while. |
| You will never go to space. |
| You won't always get a second chance, even with life saving. |
| !!!!!!!!!!!! '-' <(Welcome to the demigod bar! Pick your poison!) |
| "...Worcester- for FUCKS sake!" -Stuart Ashens |
| "I captured the t-shirt factory, anyone who kill every last caveman gets 9 +9 t-shirts" |
| "I wished for '2', why the hell did I get ONE T-Shirt?!" - Demonia |
| "Kill, Maim, Burn..." |
| "More like... Rubble Evil... Resident Blown Up." |
| "Oh, look. Rocks!" |
| "Westboro" is an anagram for "Boor Stew" - cause that's what it is. Don't believe me? Ask Fred! |
| #6000 or bust! - submit to https://www.alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/ today! |
| #ElberethGang |
| #FreeBritney |
| #Owlbreath4Life |
| $playername IS THE BOSS! |
| $playername Sucks Eggs |
| '$playername, I'm watching you, scum!' -- Wizard of Yendor |
| (.)(.) |
| (The shirt is plastered with black-and-white illustrations of moaning women's faces.) |
| (This space for sale.) |
| *.* 404 Error *.* |
| *insert Monty Python quote here* |
| *insert pic of uboa here* |
| +5 sexterity vest |
| +7 or bust! |
| +<<*giant cave spider silk T-shirt*>>+ |
| +Infinity Billion Cool Shirt of Awesomeness |
| - - - - - - CUT HERE - - - - - - |
| ----- been sippin' on that hip writable media! It's in again! Weed-pedia! |
| -----Fill up to here.----- |
| --More-- |
| -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-3-lines-PERL |
| //uUUuWuUUu\ says Spideyiff! |
| /</tits/> /<//tits/> |
| 0/5 T-Shirt ready for sharding |
| 2 legit 2 quit |
| 3.1415926 |
| 3.141592653589792636....... |
| 5/5 Godroll T-shirt |
| 9/11 |
| 9/11, I'm In Heaven! |
| 24:02 |
| 90% cotton, 10% polyester. |
| 100% goblin hair - do not wash |
| 413 |
| 666 420 Tongue Kiss Your Father |
| :-) |
| ;~@~; I've read enough hentai to know where THIS is going... |
| =^.^= |
| >:( Before Coffee/ :D After Coffee |
| >^< BAKA! >^< |
| @ k a |
| a |
| Aberzombie and Fitch |
| Accept Nothingness |
| a cursed -7 T-shirt (being worn) |
| Adults Suck, Then You Are One |
| AGGA |
| Aim >>> <<< here |
| All I got was this lousy T-Shirt |
| Anarchy in the U(nderground) K(ingdom) |
| Anhur is my homeboy |
| Aperture Science Torso-Covering Device |
| Are you a CHAD or a CHODE? |
| ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE?!?!?!? |
| Armstrong 2020 |
| Ascension or bust! |
| Ask Me About Grim Fandango |
| Ask Me About Loom |
| Ask Me About Rogue |
| AUSTIN 3:16 |
| B.a.r. Equipment |
| Back to the lab again yo |
| Back up! Social distancing, remember? |
| BDSM fan club of Yendor - testicular homicide awaits! |
| Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder |
| Best in Show |
| Big Daddy |
| BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN |
| Blue Sun |
| BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS |
| Buckle your pants! |
| C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN |
| Came back from the demigod bar to watch you puny mortals ascend. |
| Can you believe that they actually put this on a T-Shirt? |
| Chef > Elph 1000% |
| CHINA DON'T CARE |
| CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM |
| cK -- "Cockatrice touches the Kop" |
| Cockatrices can't touch this |
| COME AT ME BRO |
| Contents under pressure |
| COOL IT |
| Cool Tapes |
| Croesus for President 2008 - Campaign Finance Reform Now (for the other guy) |
| d, your dog or a killer? |
| D.A.R.E. |
| D.A.R.E. - Dungeon Adventure Resistance Education |
| DA PO PO BE FAST ON YO ASS |
| Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra - World Tour '91 |
| David Allen CEO |
| Deep Throat |
| DethKlok |
| Dethklok rules! |
| Dev Team |
| Did you know that you can read T-shirts? |
| Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap |
| Dispater is my homeboy |
| Disregard foocubi, acquire zorkmids |
| Distractions in the middle, death from the sides! (female characters only) |
| Doing science. Still alive. |
| Don't act like you don't like the /oD |
| Don't ask me, I only work here |
| Don't have a cow, man! |
| Don't know where to buy some lighting? Visit Itzchak's at minetown. |
| Don't touch me, I'm scared |
| Don't worry, be happy! |
| Down With Pants! |
| Dry clean only... good luck |
| Dubno;withmyheadman |
| DUEL ME FAGGOT! |
| DX Army |
| E.Z. Moad |
| Eat My Shorts |
| egg |
| E is for Emerson - he came in fiery, and ended up in flames |
| Elbereth |
| Elbereth > Owlbreath |
| ELBERETH ALREADY! |
| Elbereth is the word. |
| Elvira's House O'Succubi, granting the gift of immorality! |
| End Mercantile Opacity Discrimination Now: Let Invisible Customers Shop! |
| Ever did the cha-cha with a pit viper? |
| Ever did the waltz with a nymph? |
| Ever held hands with a cockatrice? |
| Ever let a water demon spank you? |
| Everybody do the flop! |
| Evil is overrated |
| F*ck Wendy Williams! |
| Facebook is Meta - and still shit. |
| fat |
| FBI: Firm Believer In RNJesus |
| Fhtagn! |
| F is for Fiona, for whom I once fell. When she said no, I sent her to Hell. |
| Flooring inspector. |
| Frankie say: Ascend |
| Frankie Says Relax |
| FREE HUGS |
| FREE PUG AND NEWT! |
| Free shirt: Limit 1 |
| Fuck Google, ask me! Or maybe the other way around. |
| Fuck the Keystone Kops |
| FUCK YEAH! |
| Funny message goes here |
| Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile. |
| Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. |
| Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. |
| Gamefaqs.com, We have a nethack board. |
| Gauntlets of power - Now you're playing with power! |
| Gehennoms Angels |
| Gems that let you engrave with them are always valuable. |
| Getting a little personal. |
| G is for God, a nihilist digging his grave all the way! |
| Glutton For Punishment |
| Good T-Shirt? You can never have too many! Come to $NEMESIS and get another! |
| Go team 'a'! |
| Go Team Ant! |
| Got milk? |
| Got Newt? |
| Got OCD? |
| Got Potion? |
| Got pr0n? |
| Great, you're not illiterate. Now try Elbereth. |
| HAIL YEAH! |
| Have a heart. Spay or neuter your d or f. |
| Hawaiian T-Shits Just Suck! |
| Heading for Godhead |
| Hello, $playername. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
| Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
| Here comes a new challenger! |
| Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance |
| He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. |
| Hey! Nymphs! Steal This T-Shirt! |
| Hey, Wizard of Yendor, Demigod This! |
| Hey kid! I'm a computah! |
| Hi, My name is $playername! |
| HOLY MUSETTE BATMAN |
| homestuck fan |
| Home Taping is Killing Music |
| How To Keep An Idiot In Suspense - See Other Side |
| HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT - Dilbert |
| I'm a Game-A-Vert. |
| I'm a Giant Sandwich Man |
| I'm back from the demigod bar! |
| I'm Confused! |
| I'm gangsta-ing |
| I'M GONNA WASH MY HANDS BEFORE I PISS AT THE MALL |
| I'm in ur base, killin ur doods |
| I'm like a superhero with no powers or motivation. |
| I'm not even supposed to be here today. |
| I'm not fat, I'm knocked up! |
| I'm not illiterate. |
| I'm selling these fine leather jackets |
| I'm too PUMPED to die! |
| I'm with a pet |
| I'm with Stupid --> |
| I'm with stupid -> |
| I've got no friends and neither do you |
| I've got the joy joy joy joy in my life |
| I / Me / Myself |
| I <3 CBT |
| I <3 Cookie Monster |
| I <3 Dungeon of Doom |
| I <3 Humanity |
| I <3 Maud |
| I <3 OIL |
| I acended and all I got was this lousy excuse for divine robes. |
| I added a message on https://www.alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/ and all I got was this lousy shirt! |
| I am a Demigod, oh yes... |
| I am a proud brony. |
| I am a Valkyrie. If you see me running, try to keep up. |
| I am not a moron! |
| I Am Not a Pack Rat – I Am a Collector |
| I ascended to demi-godhood, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt! |
| I beat anorexia |
| I bounced off a rubber tree |
| I broke into a shop and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. |
| I Came Here To Kick Ass And Chew Bubblegum |
| I can hold my breath for TEN minutes! |
| I couldn't afford this T-shirt so I stole it! |
| I don't like your ringtone |
| I do not have the amulet of yendor YET !!! |
| I dug the entire dungeon and I STILL couldn't find Iraq's WMDs. |
| I EAT OIL PAINTINGS WHEN SECURITY GUARDS AREN'T LOOKING |
| I entered the Gungeon, and all I got was this stupid Poxcannon |
| If you can read this, I can hit you with my polearm |
| If you can read this, you're standing too close. |
| If you can read this, you are too close. |
| If you can read this, you just lost illiterate conduct. |
| If you read this, your illiterate conduct is lost. |
| I got sick riding the Juiblex Express |
| I got this lousy t-shirt, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt |
| I got zapped with a wand of polymorph and all I became was this stupid T-shirt. |
| I hate mondays. |
| I kept my pet cat safe from untold horrors and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! |
| I kicked down a door, and all I got was a magic missile in my ass... |
| I killed the Wizard and all I got was this stupid T-shirt! |
| I killed the wizard of Yendor, and all i got is this stupid t-shirt. |
| iMages getting better HOPEFULLY It's a fun thing that makes the enjoy of the sports people |
| I met Carl, the swordmaster of Jambalaya island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt |
| Im not emo! |
| Im with stupid --> |
| I ordered an awesome T-shirt and all I got was this lousy T-shirt! |
| I play SLASH'EM |
| I prepared explosive runes this morning. |
| I reject your reality and substitute my own! |
| I rode the Juiblex Express |
| I rode the Juiblex Express and became sick |
| Ironica |
| Iron Maiden |
| I scored with the princess |
| I SHIT my PANTS |
| I slammed my penis in the car door, and all I got was a broken dong - Gangsta Daffy |
| i spent WAY too much on this shirt |
| I Stand With the Chefs - Down With the Elphs! |
| I Support Single Succubi |
| I survived 3 floors without food and all I get is this dumb shirt. |
| I survived Grunthack and all I got was this lousy T-shirt of +3 bragging rights |
| It's a *T*-shirt, fool! |
| It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. |
| it's hip to fuck bees |
| It keeps happening! |
| I took the red pill! |
| It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.M.M! It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.M.M~ee~ay~ |
| I want to live forever or die in the attempt. |
| I went into the Mazes of Menace and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt. |
| I went to Action Park, and all I got were some fractured ribs! |
| I went to Yendor and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt. |
| I wished for blessed +2 GDSM and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. |
| I wish these were magic lamps |
| I wish this was a Hawaiian shirt instead... |
| I won the nethack.alt.org June Tournament., and all I got was this lousy T-Shiry! |
| KICK ME |
| Kobolds do it better |
| Kop Killaz |
| Last time I got a hug when I was 17 |
| Legalize Everything |
| LEROY JENKINS!! |
| Lichen Park |
| Linus Torvalds is my homeboy |
| lol |
| LOL!!!111!!!1!!!1!1!!!!!!!!! |
| lol no generics |
| Look at my bicep, you don't think I can meet a girl! |
| Looks like Several Big Flexing Biceps |
| Loser Pride |
| Losing is Fun! |
| los pollos Hermanos |
| LOST IN THOUGHT - please send search party |
| Machine wash, cold. Do not use chlorine bleach. |
| Make Love, Not War |
| Make Yendor Great Again! |
| MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL. |
| Mankind knew they could not change society. |
| Matter Manipulator: Manipulates everything that matters! |
| Maxim 1: Pillage, then burn |
| Maybe if this shirt is witty enough, someone will finally love me. |
| mde.tv |
| Meat Is Mordor |
| Medusa's Island Swim Team |
| Medusa is my homegirl |
| Megadeth |
| Mind Flayers suck! |
| Minetown Better Business Bureau |
| Minetown Watch |
| Mr. Squacks says: (o< - You're all going to Hell. Get over it. |
| Ms. Palm's House of Negotiable Affection -- A Very Reputable House Of Disrepute |
| Music Taping is Killing Home |
| My god is giving me spellbooks, but all I wanted was food! |
| My mom ascended as a demigod and all I got was this stupid t-shirt! |
| My name is shawnz. Take me off and see how fat I am. |
| My other armor is a blessed +5 gray dragon scale mail. |
| My other shirt is a +7 Silver Dragon Scale Mail |
| My other sword is a Vorpal Blade! |
| My sand ran out, Now life's a beach |
| My sisters' are bigger |
| Nallihan's Used Armor Dealership -- All that Suits Ya! |
| Neferet/Pelias '08 |
| Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please. |
| No, I'm with the science team! |
| No, I haven't tried reading a T-shirt. Thanks for reminding me! |
| No, I will not fix your computer. |
| No, this is not a blessed +7 silver dragon scale mail. You must be crazy. |
| noitcelfer fo trihs-T 5+ desselB |
| No Outfit Is Complete Without a Little Cat Fur |
| Nothing happens. |
| Nurses do it on the floor! |
| nWo |
| o7 |
| Objects In This Shirt Are Closer Than They Appear |
| Occupy Fort Ludios |
| On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? |
| only 100 zm for that t-shirt |
| Only you can prevent forest fires. |
| oppai |
| OPTIONS=marvin,!suck,rngfavor |
| Outlook not so good. |
| Overcharge me! |
| Owlbreath > Elbereth |
| Pain is vital bodily fluids leaving the body. |
| PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals |
| P Happens |
| Play Paranoid! |
| Please may I whip your kids? |
| Plunder Island Brimstone Beach Club Lifetime Member |
| Porn Star |
| Prefectionist. |
| Protection Racketeer |
| Queen B |
| Randomness Happens |
| Randy’s Repairs: We Do Rim Jobs 4 Free |
| Real Men Are Valkyries |
| Real men love Crom |
| Real men watch ponies. |
| Resistance is futile if less than 1 ohm |
| ROBLOX. The back reads: "make a free account to change how you look!" |
| Rodney for President! |
| Rodney in '08. OR ELSE! |
| Rogues do it from behind! |
| Rogues do it from behind. |
| Romanes Eunt Domus |
| Romani Ite Domum |
| S.O.B: Succubi Obliging Boytoy |
| Safety Not Guaranteed |
| Same same, but different |
| Sarcastic Comment Loading - Please Wait |
| Save collapsing wavefunctions: don't look at me! |
| Save The Rare Endangered Spycrab! |
| Say bye-bye to illiterate conduct, nerd! |
| Scalding Lake |
| Screw the shots, give me the whole !... |
| Seamstress Guild Local #6969 |
| Seduce Me, Please. |
| Serial Ascender |
| Shaggy & Scooby-Doo! Få en ledtråd! |
| SHIELD OF HOPE! |
| SHOOOOP DA WHOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Shoot, and I'll move. In a flash. |
| shrimp on the barbie! |
| SLASH'THEM - a.k.a. SLEX: the good and sane edition. |
| sloshy |
| Sluggo is lit |
| Smile if you're not wearing underpants. |
| Social distancing - an introvert's best friend. |
| Sokoban Gym -- Get Strong or Die Trying |
| Somebody stole my Mojo! |
| soy vegano mama |
| Spaaaaaaaaace! In space! Space! |
| Sperm Dumpster |
| SPONSORED BY GOLDENPALACE.COM |
| Stand back, I'm going to try alchemy |
| Stay Fresh! |
| Still the best 1973 |
| Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out |
| supreme |
| Sweet melony goodness! |
| sysadmin |
| T - a shirt |
| Team Alien Ant Farm |
| TEH |
| Telepathics Do It Blindly |
| That's my purse, I don't know you |
| The Amulet of Yendor has been stolen by Moloch. Are you a bad enough dude to retrieve the Amulet? |
| The five stages of "I just got it: - :. :\ :| :o :D |
| The front says: "+5" The back says: "fireproof" |
| The front says: "This message is false." The back says: "The message on the front is true." |
| The front says: "Throw daggers!" The back says: "Because they're sharper than rocks." |
| The Game |
| The Hellhound Gang |
| the High Priest of Moloch knows how to accessorize |
| The internet has ruined me |
| The Key ^ / The Legend v |
| The Mos was here |
| There's no need to be upset |
| There's no place like Home 1 |
| The Real Housewives of Orange County & Knuckles |
| The real score was the friends we made at the very end! |
| There are 10 types of adventurers. Those who understand binary and those who don't. |
| There are 10 types of adventurers in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't |
| There is no antimemetics department! |
| The tengu shuffle is my favorite dance. |
| The Werewolves |
| The whole crowd keeps forgetting their own daughter at home. OPE! |
| They Might Be Ettins |
| They Might Be H |
| They Might Be Storm Giants |
| The YMMM |
| They say that this is not an actual t-shirt, but more like a halfshirt |
| They see me mowing...they front lawn |
| They see me roll on they Segway |
| They see me trollin' |
| This is an ironic t-shirt. |
| This is not a shirt. |
| This is not a T-Shirt |
| This is where I watched my parents die, $playername - Batman |
| This sentence no verb. |
| This T-Shirt left intentionally blank |
| This T-shirt sucks. |
| This T-shirt was made by someone who leaves there stuff in the most places |
| Torso Awaregness intrinsic |
| Tourists Be Gone! |
| Trans Rights! |
| Up with miniskirts! |
| Use coffee to restore your soul. |
| Visit Nicolai's house of magic, a last vestige of civilization in an otherwise uncivilized land. |
| we all need a lute bear in our lifes |
| Weapons don't kill people, I kill people |
| Welcome <3 Gehennom |
| What happens in Gehennnom stays in Gehennom |
| Where's the beef? |
| White Zombie |
| Who are you? And why are you reading my T-Shirt?? |
| Who watches the watchmaker? |
| Why not both? |
| Winner of the 1995 Face Sitting Contest |
| Winner of the 2006 Wet T-shirt contest! |
| Woodstock '69 |
| Words on a Shirt |
| Worship me |
| Xorn ate my +7 Stormbringer and +6 Grayswandir |
| Xorns Do It Anywhere |
| Y.M.M.M! They have ONE thing They have NO Man! |
| Y.M.M.M! You can Go There! |
| Yeah I like BDSM: Blue Dragon Scale Mail |
| Yet Another Stupid T-Shirt |
| You're killing me! |
| YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! |
| You explode upon reading this T-shirt! You die... --More-- |
| You feel douchy! You must have a poor sense of fashion.. |
| You feel geeky! You must be leading a sunless lifestyle. |
| You had meat "hello" -misquoted unremarkable romcom movie |
| YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME, BABY! |
| You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're about to die |
| Young Men's Cavedigging Association |
| your an idiot |
| Your bones itch. |
| Your Dad On A Sybian |
| Your Head A Splode |
| You see here a ye flask. |
| You should hear what the voices in my head are saying about you. |
| ZETH - Zombies for the Ethical Treatment of Humans |
| zorkmid |
| \ouo\ |ouo| /ouo/ PARTY TIME, BOYS! |
| ^ I love fat farting furries :) ^ |
| ^ My eyes are up here! ^ |
| ^ My eyes are up here, but probably marginally higher than you would expect them to be! ^ |
| ^ My gaze attack is up here ^ |
| ^^ My eyes are up here! ^^ |
| ~~It's Time 2 Throw Down~~ |
| ! ! ! HORNY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ! ! ! |
| !!ALERT!! Destiny 2 has entered your life! |
| "Creole be on ya!" |
| "u nyun" |
| "we serve perfect meals and only exdule all cavepeople"- The Chromatic Dragon |
| "we serve perfect meals and only exdule all cavepeople"- The Chromatic Dragon cafe |
| $playername pls plae dmc2 |
| '/-' Granny says hello! '/-' |
| (.)(.) |
| (see list of episodes) |
| **FR33 P0T10N 0F FULL H34L1NG** |
| ----- been sippin' on that hip writable media! It's in again! Weed-pedia! |
| /(oo)\ /[oo]\ /{oo}\ /|oo|\ The ASCII Spider family says hello. |
| /e free |
| /[oo]\ ASCII Spider says hello |
| 2day u buy pills of win net game. u trust dado yes? |
| 15 minutes could save you 15 <currency>. |
| 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101110 |
| 01001110 01100101 01110010 01100100 |
| :-) |
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| ACK! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK! |
| And I was like PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS OH PENIS PENIS OH PENIS PENIS OH PENIS PENIS OH |
| An HTML attachment was scrubbed... |
| Ant Tantrum |
| A Piano for Mrs. Cuntcrack |
| Are ya winning son |
| Are you ready to le |
| Are you tired of dying in Nethack? Press ALT and F4 for a quick fix! |
| Are YOU tired of the same old messages? Go to http://alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/ now! |
| Australian hat She was thc wa HE WORE A TOOTH FROM And we will get you out of here in |
| Badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! |
| butts |
| Buy a potion of gain level for only $19.99! Guaranteed to be blessed! |
| Buy my Sinister Potion! |
| Buy spam repellent AT SALE PRICE NOW!! Spam repellent: Get rid of Spam Repellent ad mail |
| Buy Thing Now! Call the phone number or go to the website to buy the thing you need! |
| C'est non une lettre |
| Christmas Greetings! |
| CLICK HERE FOR FREE RESPAWNS |
| C O C K INJURED |
| Colony ship for sale, cheap! |
| Come check out Herman Fuller’s Circus of the Disquieting! Now with 100% less Herman Fuller! |
| Come to Rogueport on Saturday. (In other words, I came!) - Peach |
| CONGRATULATIONS! you are now the proud owner of 40 newts. |
| Crush the enemy, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women! |
| Dear $playername, how do you spell Elbereth? Singed- A friend |
| Dear $playername, your $fruit is in another castle. |
| Dear Dudley, what would you say are your greatest weaknesses? |
| Dearie, please bring eggs from the store when you next visit. Love, Grandma. |
| Dear Mario: Do NOT come to the castle. I've baked an absolute dogshit cake. |
| Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! |
| Despite what you may believe, this letter is not edible (or tasty)... |
| DOMAINERS ANSWAR ANSWER ANSWER's reply. |
| Don't bother returning home - there is nothing left for you there. There is nothing left at all... |
| Don't mind me, I'm just shitposting again. |
| Don't try the tins... it's not chicken. |
| Do not use a gravestone, be buried anonymously! Call 999999999999 today! |
| do sex now |
| Doug, dab again and pay. |
| Download more RAM |
| DOWN LOVE We want to learn |
| DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES? |
| Do you want to change that garter snake into a raging python? |
| Do you want to start? Take the 5:45 Shibuya bound train from Jiyuugaoka Station |
| Drink Pepsi |
| Eat at Flayer's! All brains locally sourced. If your tentacles don't twitch in delight, its on us! |
| EAT ME |
| ELBERETH, It's what all the paranoid people say. |
| Engraving Moloch works as engraving Elbereth. Just see how that a turns to flee from here! |
| EXPAND DONG |
| Expand your penis from 8=====D to 8============D! |
| Find a small token to represent your Owlbear |
| For only $1,000 I won't tell the boss what you've really been doing for the last 6 hours! |
| FROM THE PRODUCERS OF SMOSH THE MOVIE AND PIXELS, ITS GHOSTBUSTERS 5 |
| FTX, a safe and easy way to get into crypto |
| fucl your buckle |
| Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile. |
| Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. |
| Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. |
| g3t bl3ss3d skrol1z of 3nch4n7 w34pon ch33p! add inchez to your Sword! |
| get fuked |
| Get your Jarate at a general store near you! |
| Go ahead, eat me! I dare you... |
| God will erase your debt if you send back 20 pounds - Peter Popoff |
| Go left. No... the other left |
| Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? |
| Have you heard of a spell called Explosive Runes? |
| Healing crystals! Ensure a lifetime of good health and fortune! Only 10000 zorkmids! |
| Health of the state. |
| Hello, $playername. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
| Hello. |
| Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
| HEY EVERY!! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! |
| Hi, friend. How are your travels? |
| Hi. This is Demogorgon. All people who are $role shall die. |
| Hlp my pp comin out white!!!1! |
| HOT inside stock tip - Yendor Industries (YNDR) STRONG BUY! |
| How are you gentlemen? |
| How are you reading this? |
| http://www.tvtropes.org/ |
| Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... |
| I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, |
| I'm sorry |
| I'm watching you, $playername. -Wizard of Yendor |
| I've had it with you $playername ! |
| I am Nigerian prince HORRE YED MOBUTU contacting you regarding the transfer of $10000000 zorkmids |
| If You're Over 25 and Own a Computer, This Game Is a Must-Have |
| If you're reading this, then you are already dead. |
| If you are reading this, you just wasted five seconds of your life. |
| if you call this number one more time we will shove the pka meter in your bumhole |
| If you hear clicking, don't move! They are already here... |
| If your game is running slow get more RAM at http://downloadmoreram.com |
| i have a request it's 5 nights of snop dog |
| I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE: Now I'm Getting Paid With Atlas Earth |
| I know what you are. |
| I like you, Stuart. You're not like the other folks, here at the trailer park. |
| IM in ur base, killing ur doods!!!111 |
| i nutted |
| It looks like you're trying to retrieve the Amulet of Yendor. Would you like help? |
| ive got sum gr8 advice 4 u, dont die ok m8 |
| I want Petalburg back, Carbon. |
| LIGHT. Give your will to ME. |
| lol |
| Lolol! |
| LOL ROFL LMAO |
| look an actually good game! https://store.steampowered.com/app/459080/YIIK_A_Postmodern_RPG/ |
| Lute Bear is real! i saw him! 100% real 3 am |
| M.O.A. Citation: Cobrastan is not a real country. WARNING ISSUED - NO PENALTY |
| Made you look! |
| Magic-B-Here sells wands of not exactly finest quality! Bye today! |
| Magic lamps for sale! Only 50zm! -Izchak, Minetown |
| Make a contract with me to become a puella magi! |
| Make millions of zorkmids from the investment of the century! Only 10,000,000 gold per NFT! |
| MAKE ZORKMIDS FAST, GUARANTEED! |
| Me, too! |
| Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine-Tailed Fox, has entered the facility. |
| My husband is dead. I don't want remarriage, I just want the Amulet of Yendor. |
| My paws are big and soft, PayPal me $20 |
| N'est une lettre |
| No messages.[English] |
| NOTE: This note is a note. Who knew? |
| NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET A BILLION KROMER! |
| NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[Big Shot]]!!!! |
| One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as |
| Our today menu: spaghetti with spam, spammish spam, spam sausage, spam sausage spaghetti... |
| OwO |
| PANTHERK |
| PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS |
| Play FREE roguelike game - http://crawl.akrasiac.org/ |
| Please input your e-mail address to subscribe to our newsletter: |
| Please return to sender (Asmodeus). |
| Please send 15300 zorkmids security deposit to help me move 11 million (Z) out of Ludios! |
| Pleeby Deebis |
| Pole Arm Wax! Only 350 Zk. |
| poop in my gym brother -hh |
| Potion of generic C1al1s, only 10 zorkmids, satisfaction guaranteed! |
| PREPARATION FOR FREE ACTIVITY INITIATIVES |
| Priests of Moloch HATE HIM! Learn this ONE WEIRD TRICK to recover the Amulet TODAY! --Click Here-- |
| qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm |
| RECOVERING LIBERTARIAN - ANYTHING HELPS |
| Red in the morning, sailor's warning. |
| REINSTATE THE ELPH ROLE NOW!!!1!!!111! |
| rub your dingus |
| Sale @ Izchak's! The first five visitors will get a free lamp! |
| Say no to drugs! |
| Scroll of punishment. Apply directly to the forehead. |
| Send $5 to the return address, and get a free subscription to Thumbs magazine! |
| Send nudes |
| Send this message to 5 other people for a free Wand of Wishing! |
| SEVEN DAYS |
| Shaggy & Scooby-Doo! Få en ledtråd! |
| Skibidi toilet or creeper? |
| Slash'EM Free Forever, Come Play My Lord *INSERT SUCCUBUS PIC HERE* |
| Sluggo is lit |
| Smoochies! -- Foocubus |
| So, are you free Tuesday? |
| So long, and thanks for all the fish |
| Someone has requested a password request for the following account: Username: $playername |
| Someone set us up the bomb! |
| Sorry if that last rumor wasn't helpful. I was drunk when I wrote that fortune... |
| Spam - filling up your inbox since 1972! |
| SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!! |
| Stop playing games and get a Game with a capital G! |
| sus |
| Sword enlargement scrolls! Base price: 60 zorkmids! |
| System shut down in 1 minute(s) |
| Take the nose where you should not and D A D E M E A T. |
| Thanx Maud |
| That was a mistake... |
| The best escort services! Meet the most intelligent succubi and incubi! Call 1-800-HOTDATE! |
| The Mail Daemon doesn't like you. Just so you know. |
| The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets |
| There's nothing but a crude drawing of a penis on this scroll... |
| There's no writing here, you must be seeing things... |
| The spam e-mail hits! You die... --More-- |
| The WOW starts now - http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/ |
| They know. |
| THIS ELECTRONIC MESSAGE IS PROPERTY OF DR. WONDERTAINMENT |
| This envelope is filling - try it! :) |
| This isn't spam. This isn't phishing. This isn't anything suspicious. Oh no no space left for -- |
| This is Spam Enjoy! |
| This junk mail is 100% useless. |
| This mail complies with the Yendorian Anti-Spam Act (YASA). |
| This message brought to you by JunkMail Inc. |
| This message has been bounced. If you recieved this successfully, ignore this. |
| This message is hosted on eBaumsworld.com |
| This message is Imbaru |
| This opportunity comes.... In his mouth |
| This scroll was made with cockatrice leather. Have a nice day. |
| This space intentionally left blank. |
| Thou needst no longer toil with a mere quarterstaff! |
| To the one who holds the book. Skeith is looking for me. There is no time. Please, help me. |
| Try new magic Scroll! Up to three inches GUARANTEED! |
| Two trucks having sex. Two trucks having sex. My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex. |
| TYPE 111 FOR HOT SUCCUBUS LOVIN' |
| Undeliverable mail returned to sender: no such address <[email protected]> |
| u suk noob!!!!!1!1!!!1!1!!!!1 |
| u trust dado? |
| UwU |
| WAN7 +0 EN L4GE Y UR PEN??? |
| Warui Kodo Simulator is gettin a Relace in 14 years! |
| Watch out! The-Gnome-With-The-Wand-Of-Death is behind that door! |
| We've been trying to contact you regarding your cars extended warranty |
| We've been trying to contact you regarding your starting equipment's extended warranty. |
| We've been trying to reach you to inform you about your vehicle's extended warranty. |
| We Await Silent Tristero's Empire |
| We have been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty |
| We have no cats, Kathleen. |
| WE KNOW |
| Welcome to th :| |
| whats this ad about? resurrection? |
| What would happen if someone sent spam about spam? |
| When R Corruption |
| Whether we wanted it or not... |
| While your character doesn't need socialising, remember that you do. Don't be a tool. |
| Why are you reading this? Get a life! |
| wow. such meme. so epic. much random. |
| YendorCoin ICO sale in 1 week -- do not miss! TO THE MOOOOOOOON! |
| YENDOR EATS CHEEZE WIZZ |
| Yo Momma! |
| You're doing great! Keep up the good work! |
| YOU'RE ORDERED TO LEAVE THE BRONX |
| YOU'RE WINNER! |
| You've been pre-approved for the Platinum Yendorian Express card! |
| You are about to die... so why not get a cheap LIFE INSURANCE? |
| You are an idiot! Hahahahaha! |
| You are now breathing manually... |
| You are now wielding a scroll of mail (covered in Anthrax) |
| You are the 100 millionth person to read this message! Wait 500 turns for your FREE Iron Chain. |
| You are the ONE MILLIONTH Gungeoneer! You have won a free Blasphemy! |
| You can send an ‘electronic letter’ called an ‘email’. |
| You die... But you can buy LIFE SAVING for only US$ 5.99! |
| You got mail. From AOL! |
| You have doomed yourself. Make amends while you can. |
| You just lost illiterate conduct, newb! |
| You left the stove on. |
| You may already have won $1000! |
| Your actions have doomed Vinny |
| Your Dad On A Sybian |
| Your porn stash has been located. Have a good day. |
| Your time has come. |
| You should check this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZhm11yfH2A! -- AndreyMient |
| You smell of poo poo pee pee! |
| Yuk, this mail tastes awful! |
| [[Pipis]] |
| [[Telesto has broke this very important information. Whoops!]] |
| Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§Â解 and Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§ÂÂ解 |
| "404 computer hamsters not found." |
| "A soul for a wish - that's how Wendy Williams got famous!" - The Gehennom Trade Depot |
| "dilbert aint gay" - tupac |
| "Engrave a wise saying and your name will live forever." -- Anonymous |
| "Freddy my fucking head is gone" - Bonnie |
| "I don't want to die... not like this..." |
| "I ran and ran, but He was right behind me!" |
| "Motherfuckas always speaking ITALICS..." -Sethical |
| "No puppet man that's illegal" - Freddy |
| "Pengal, get out of the trash!" - Rev, Bane of Scam Callers |
| "Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so far away..." |
| "You loved me when I was king. Where were you when I was on my knees?" |
| "You smite the vampire. It explodes! You seem unaffected by it." |
| #8==D~~~ |
| $playername, this is you from the future. Avoid the purple h. It may be your doom. |
| $playername sux! |
| $playername was here |
| $playername wuz here |
| ☺Hello☺ |
| *THUNK* |
| +7 Magicbane. Do you want to kill monsters, or do you want to fool around? |
| --More-- |
| .This message is false |
| /join #nethack |
| 1/0 |
| 2, 12, 1112, 3112, 132112, 1113122112, ... |
| 3 7 8 55 4 2 201 |
| 3ngr@\/r \/\/u$ }{3@r 3|\|d }{e 1eft $u/\/\ 133tsp3@k!!!!1111!!!oneoneone |
| 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 |
| 666 420 Tongue Kiss Your Father |
| 1000 zorkmids buying supplies and I forgot toilet paper. |
| 1337 |
| 12345 |
| <-- Go that way! |
| >:D |
| >he's a janitor >on the internet >on an anime imageboard >he does it for free |
| ?Huh ,od ot retteb gnihton evah uoy |
| @ was here |
| A - cursed loadstone. |
| Aaoooooooooooo! Werewolves of Yendor! |
| Absolutely No Gravitas Allowed |
| A horse is a horse of course... |
| Alea iacta est. |
| Allburrith |
| All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth - and a tank! - Kevin |
| All right, give 'im the stic- DOOOON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK! |
| All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy |
| Always Be Closing! |
| ALWAYS BET ON DUKE |
| Amazing! Fabulous! Stop engraving whatever I say now. Really you can stop. |
| Amazing chest ahead |
| Andre The Giant Has A Posse |
| Are we still doing phrasing? Just checking. |
| As an AI language model, I am sorry but I cannot help you ascend. |
| A Slime draws near! Command? |
| A squared plus b squared equals c squared. This panel has right angles. Yay! |
| A squeal so pure and childlike, reminiscent of a simpler time to which we can never truly return to |
| At last... the amulet ^n my grasp..... hidden in the sec+et room on th! %3rd level... |
| Attention: All item prices have been adjusted to reflect new dungeon tariffs now in effect |
| A well a everybody's heard about the bird, a well a bird bird bird, bird is the word |
| Bad Wolf |
| Ban all mashups. |
| Bananas rotate go~ GO~ CAN you feel banana YES FEEL THE SPEED WE HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM VELOCITY |
| Bank of RA - Gold Deposit |
| Bark! |
| Behind you. |
| Be Kind, Rewind |
| BEWARB |
| Beware the exploding cow! |
| BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU |
| Blessed Greased +5 silver dragon scale mail buried here |
| Bottom Text |
| Bread? Rice? Prosciutto! |
| BSOD is for SOBs! |
| Bugs Bunny was here! |
| burenyuu~ |
| But seriously, who IS on first? |
| Call Before You Dig |
| Cancel this engraving |
| Can someone lend me a trident of the red rooster. |
| CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL |
| Careful with that axe, Eugene! |
| Chainsaw was here! RAAAAAAAGH! |
| Chaotic < Lawful |
| Clothed for inventory |
| Clouds...? |
| Come on, $playername, don't dawdle! You have almost missed the train! |
| Come on, get serious! |
| Computers: Can't live with 'em, can't play Nethack without 'em. |
| CONTIN UE MY GAMEMI NIBOSS |
| Cool story, bro. |
| Cruciatus testiculi cum intensione |
| DANGER MINEFIELD AHEAD ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY |
| DARKSEID IS |
| Day 10: My dog is dead, my god is angry, and I'm starving to death. Someone please help me... |
| Dead Nethacker Storage available here upon request |
| Destroy the amulet on this level. |
| Deus Vult! |
| DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! |
| Did you know the witch-woman jenka had a brother? |
| Dig down! |
| Dig for Victory here |
| Dig here --- X |
| Dig here. |
| Dig Here for a +5 pair of Speed Boots! |
| Dig here for Iraq's WMDs |
| Dig this crazy, mixed-up plumbing! |
| Doctor Who? |
| Don't be a $role . Never betray your friends over zorkmids. |
| Don't be a $role . Never drink alcohol. |
| Don't blink! |
| Don't cry, it's just a game. |
| DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE |
| Don't forget - you're here forever. |
| Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine |
| Don't forget to like and subscribe! |
| Don't go into the caves |
| Don't go that way. |
| Don't look behind you. |
| Don't Panic |
| Don't worry. You're still illiterate. |
| DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE DANCEFLOOR |
| Do not feed the pink elephant |
| Do not move forward |
| Do Not Proceed |
| Do not taunt happy fun cockatrice |
| Do you know the Muffin Man? |
| Do you think we'll hit 7000 by next year? |
| DRAGON BALL Z/dragon ball z |
| Duck! |
| Dungeon legal troubles? Better Call Saul! |
| E=mc ... no, that's not it. |
| Eat at Joe's |
| Eat your Weetabix or Dunk'll cave your head in! |
| Eblereth |
| Elbcreth |
| Elbeereth |
| Elber |
| Elberek? Albereth? Albert? |
| Elberet |
| Elbereth |
| Elbereth was engraved here, but it's no longer engraved here. You're too late, loser! |
| Elberetn |
| Elberith Elbireth Elberth Lbereth Elbreth |
| ElberLth ElbereGh ElVereth Ylbereth Elbeheth Elb;reth Elberath ElOereth tlbere#h |
| Elebird |
| Eleburff |
| Elephant |
| Elf Breath |
| Elhereth |
| ELVIS SLEPT HERE |
| ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER |
| Engraving with a hammer is hard! |
| Enjoy your stay! But not too much, let's not get crazy here." |
| Environmentally sensitive area -- no farming |
| ERAU QSSI DRLO WEHT |
| ETAOIN SHRDLU |
| Even in your NetHack game, F.O.E.! |
| E|bereth |
| feature ashen do stuart |
| Find the computer room! |
| First! |
| Follow the arrows. <--- ---> ^ > v |
| For a good time, call 1-900-FOOCUBI! |
| For a good time call 867-5309 |
| Forgive me, God, for the sin I am about to commit... |
| For rent: one recently-vacated dungeon room, furnished, utilities not included. |
| Friendlydads.net friendliest dads on the Net! |
| FUCKF (is that the Star Wars theme playing in the distance?) |
| Fuck the system! |
| fucl |
| Furries will take over the world. Resistance is futile. |
| Furries will take over this miserable plane of existance you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. |
| Furries will take over this miserable plane of existence you call NetHack. Resistance is futile. |
| Gaius Julius Primigenius was here. Why are you late? |
| Galadriel |
| Gandalf for president! |
| Gary was here! Ash is a loser! |
| Gary was here, $playername is a loser! |
| Gatorade. Is it in you? |
| General failure reading drive A: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? |
| George plonks ferrets. |
| Get A BRAIN! MORANS |
| Get out of this dungeon while you still can. |
| Giant scorpions? In MY dungeon? It's more likely than you think! Free dungeon check |
| Gilthoniel |
| glitchraptor was here |
| Go around! Go around and around and around! What fun! I'm so happy! |
| Go format your C drive |
| Go Left --> |
| Go see Snakes on a Plane. |
| Got a problem with spiritual spooks? Call Ghostbusters today at 555-2368 |
| Got milk? |
| Gullible |
| HACK THE PLANET |
| Haermund Hardaxe carved these runes |
| Ham swiss on RYE! (Figure it out.) |
| han solo dies lol |
| Hastur Hastur H%s+ur |
| HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! |
| hello |
| Hello, $playername. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
| Hello, world! |
| Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
| Hello world! |
| Help! I'm being violated by overgrown ants! |
| Help. 100 incubi just served me for child support. |
| Here's a little business tip from a pro: try not to carry YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE. |
| Here be dragons. |
| Here comes flame boi. |
| Here I sit, brokenhearted. I tried to poo but I only farted. |
| Here lies all hopes of a cheedar cheese pie. |
| Here lies Bob; he tried an acid blob |
| Here lies Neil Tyrone, too cheap for a real headstone. |
| Here there be soldier ants. |
| He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Arrrgh |
| Hey, there's something on your shoe! |
| Hey, you! Stupid-looking kid! Look down here! |
| Hoc est qui sumus. |
| Hodor |
| Home Taping Is Killing Music (And It's Illegal) |
| Hope rides alone |
| How's my dungeoneering? |
| How much wood could a w**dc***k chuck if a w**dc****k could chuck wood? |
| Htereble |
| http://www.tvtropes.org/ |
| HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME |
| I'd turn back if I were you. |
| I'll have to give myself a prrrrrromotion! |
| I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message. |
| I'm sorry, but the Amulet of Yendor is in another plane! |
| I/L^"L7, |
| Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! |
| I am. |
| I am a fish. |
| I AM ERROR. |
| I am GOD. And I'm coming for you. |
| I am the bone of my blood. |
| I bet you're wishing that you had the ability to press ctrl + w |
| I couldn't afford a stone! |
| If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks |
| If you're reading this, say hello at https://www.alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/! |
| If you're reading this, you just lost illeterate conduct! |
| If you're reading this your illiterate conduct might still be intact. |
| If you can read this, you're standing too close |
| If you find silver dragon scale mail on this spot, consider yourself lucky. |
| I have to go now. My planet needs me. |
| i iI ii i_ |
| I keep cutting, but I can't die... |
| I love you Stacy, please marry me! AArrghh! |
| In Soviet Russia, the amulet ascends with you! |
| Instantum Illuminaris Abraxas |
| In this world, it's kill or BE killed!" You see here a smiling flower. |
| Into the Weenie Mobile! |
| I once had some sweet memories... |
| I prepared Exploding Runes this morning. |
| I prepared Explosive Runes this morning. |
| Is this a JoJo reference? |
| Is to see or to eat? |
| It's a secret to everybody! |
| It's a trick. Get an axe. |
| It's irrelephant. |
| It's just another brick in the wall- er, floor. |
| It's pronounced 'Fronkensteen'! |
| It didn't have to be this way... |
| It explodes! |
| It hits! It hits! You regret eating that "one more quesadilla"! You die... --More-- |
| IT HIURTS |
| it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts |
| It is dark. You may be eaten by a grue. |
| It Stinks! |
| I used to live in your walls. |
| I warned you about stairs bro! |
| I wasn't here! |
| I wasn't kidding when I said pay! Now, you'll pay the ultimate price!! |
| I went that way! --> |
| I will show you fear in a handful of dust. |
| I wonder what's for dinner... |
| jaja grond dad |
| Jesus was here 2/15/57 B.C. |
| Jesus was here 51 BC |
| Joseph of Arimathea was here! |
| June 5, 2009: I've been wandering these dungeons for days... I want to see my $playername again |
| JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------ |
| Justin Bailey Justin Bailey |
| Just know the mechanics, don't wipe, and get that nice flawless emblem. |
| Just stop, you have done enough. |
| Just what the hell is an aluminum falcon, anyway? |
| Keep Circulating the Tapes |
| Keep off the grass! |
| Kilroy was here. |
| Klaatu barada nikto! |
| Klein bottle for sale -- enquire within. |
| Kono basho o tsūka suru to, sore wa MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! |
| Lawd help me, I'm gonna bust |
| Learn how to spell, dumbas! |
| Live Laugh Love |
| lol |
| lol no generics |
| lol pewdipie iz dumb |
| Look! Over there! |
| Look behind you, a three-headed monkey! |
| Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut... |
| Lost? Frightened? Confused? GOOD! |
| Madam, I'm Adam! |
| Man, I don't ever think Keith's been to a prison this bad. |
| Marvin was here. |
| Maxim 1: Pillage, Then Burn |
| mde.tv |
| mexican jumping beans |
| MOTHER BRAIN? FUCKIN TOASST |
| Mount a foocubus, not your horse. |
| much engraving |
| My name is Chris Houlihan. This is my top secret room. Keep it between us, okay? |
| Need a light? Come visit the Minetown branch of Izchak's Lighting Store! |
| Need Humanity. |
| Need more time? Pray for the Time Goddess! **REQUIRES MONEY** |
| Ness... I feel h a p p y... |
| No! Not another new- |
| Nodnol 871 Selim |
| Noli turbare circulos meos |
| No one appreciates good craftsmanship around here anymore! |
| Nope! |
| Not allowed: Alcohol, drugs, heavy weapons, and lower-floor hooligans without Upper-Crusty status. |
| Not Elbereth |
| Now entering the Taco Zone. |
| Now open in Minetown: Sneed's Feed 'N Seed (Formerly Chuck's) |
| OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD |
| OH MAN I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER PLZ TO HALP |
| OH SH- |
| On this floor is engraved image of young $playername. The $playername is in fetal position. |
| On this floor is masterfully engraved image of : and @. The newt bites the hero. The hero dies... |
| Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang |
| Open for inventory |
| Oportet imo semper pura. |
| OVER THINKING IT |
| OW! top TREADING ON ME! |
| Owlbreath |
| Owl Breath |
| Pay Attention! |
| Perception changes with perspective |
| Phone bad, book good. |
| PIRA TEP ANICLL |
| Please do not ride the foocubi. You have been warned. |
| Please insert disk 2 to continue. |
| POD SIX IS JERKS |
| Poot dispenser here |
| Preeeeeeeeeeeeeow. |
| PRESS 'X' TO NOT DIE |
| Putas de Sever! |
| Qui habet erumpere ventum maxime, frangit ventum tardius |
| Qui habet erumpere ventum maxime facit tardius |
| Rainbow Dash is the best pony. |
| Real men play female characters. |
| REDRUM |
| rerecord don't fade away |
| ROAD WORK IN PROGRESS ‐ SLOW DOWN |
| Rodney was here |
| romanes eunt domus |
| Rosebud. |
| RUN! GO! GET TO THE CHOPPA! |
| Run for it! It's a rigged bones file! |
| Save Ferris! |
| Save now, and do your homework! |
| school is for chumps |
| Seamstress Guild VIP Entrance ---> |
| See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. |
| See you next Wednesday |
| shawnz sux. |
| Sherlock Holmes - Consulting Detective ‐ All Cases Accepted - Enquire At 221B Baker St., London |
| Sluggo is lit |
| Sluggo is lit (and was here) |
| Sluggo is lit (but wasn't here) |
| Snakes on the Astral Plane - Soon in a dungeon near you |
| snoopys balls |
| So I can write Elbereth but I can't draw a smile in the dust?! - John |
| Some days there's a wand of wishing on this square. Today is not your day. |
| Sometimes I feel that people can read me like an engraving... |
| Sorry, $playername, but The Amulet of Yendor is on another dungeon level! |
| SO SURE AM I OF MY DEFENSES THAT I GIVE YOU THIS CLUE: "CONTRA-DEXTRA AVENUE" PS - TREBOR SUX! |
| Speak friend and enter |
| Specan Heafod Abraxas |
| spoo |
| STATE 0 SAVED |
| Stop drawing ASCII art on the floor - you're not Banksy. |
| Stuff to remember: don't kick sinks. |
| Suicide is illegal - because it is a crime to destroy government property. |
| That's no moon... It's a space station! |
| That right there is a bust my good man |
| The Absolutely-Not-Vibrating-Not-Even-A-Little-Bit Square |
| THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER |
| The engraving hits! The engraving hits! The engraving hits! |
| The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets... (etc.) |
| The forgotten pet $dog has come! An overpowered vicious dog. Beware it's deadly bite! |
| The future's up to you |
| The Gnome-with-a-Wand-of-Death was here. |
| The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses. |
| The horseman are looking for a new member. Could you be the new War? |
| The moon rules - #1 |
| The Mos was here |
| The Mother of Miss Gypsy Rose Lee is Not Allowed Backstage |
| The next sentence is false. The previous sentence is true. |
| The Piezoelectric Square |
| The preparations are complete. There is no hope for $playername now. |
| There's no writing here, you must be seeing things... |
| There are only two things I can't stand: People who dislike others based on country, and the Dutch |
| There is a small mailbox here. |
| There is nothing engraved here. Really. |
| There was a hole here. It's gone now. |
| The shiny farhead is the pruf of justis! Stop the njections, yew quack. |
| The Squared Circle |
| The treasure is buried uuddlrlrba from here. |
| The Vibrating Square |
| The Vibrating Square is NOT here |
| The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls |
| They enslave their children's children who make compromise with sin. |
| They say god saved the queen |
| They say that "They" can never be trusted. |
| They say that there's a stalker behind you |
| They say that the Spider Caves have a wand of death... Oh wait... That was SLASH'EM, wrong game |
| They say that you are what you eat. |
| They say that you can't trust what they say. |
| This dungeon best viewed in Microsoft Dungeon Explorer 6 |
| This engraving is totally unextrordinary. Wait! No! It says - no, it's unextrordinary. |
| This is a grave time... Hence, enGRAVings will be made! |
| This is a lie. |
| This is an engraved tile... You can just forget regular tiles now, they have nothing on engraved! |
| This is a pit! |
| This is not the dungeon you are looking for. |
| This message is false. |
| This page intentionally left blank |
| This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. |
| This space accidentally left blank. |
| This space intentionally left blank. |
| This square deliberately left blank. |
| This statement is false. |
| This tile tells you that you need at least AC -15 to clear the castle. |
| This way for egress. |
| Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. |
| Todokete setsunasa ni wa |
| Top 'o the mornin' to ya, Laddies! My name is JackSepticEye! |
| Top Kek! |
| TOYNBEE IDEA IN MOVIE 2001 - RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER |
| Toy Story 2 was OK. |
| Try ?? , : :: /f !, You |
| Try Finger, but hole |
| Try jumping |
| Twilight Sparkle has bacon hair. |
| uA#3~2$AW>g+;$ --- +++ATH0 NO CARRIER |
| Unicorn skin tastes likes Jesus. |
| Up down up down. |
| ur moms gay |
| UUDDLRLRBAS |
| Vlad wasn't here |
| W.A.S.T.E. |
| Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. Must bring your own weapons. |
| WARNING! Do not read this message. |
| WARNING! Newts ahead. |
| Warning, Exploding runes! |
| WARNING: CONSTRUCTION AHEAD. |
| Watch me *swoose* right in! |
| Watch out! The-Gnome-With-The-Wand-Of-Death is behind that door! |
| wat do yu men i haff too go bak too firstest grad - i thinkk guud! |
| we all need a lute bear in our lifes |
| We are not amused. |
| WELCOME THRILLHO- |
| Welcome to... THE DANGER ZONE! *Kenny Loggins music* |
| Welcome to Adventure!! Would you like instructions? |
| Welcome to the city! Try to have some good, clean, wholesome fun, okay? |
| Well, muscular bodies keep ME satisfied! |
| We strive to provide a safe working environment for all our expendables! |
| What? Why are you reading this instead of DOING YOUR JOB?! |
| What do you get when you mix incoherent design with a dime-store developer? AmyBSOD! |
| What do you suppose spam tastes like? No, the other spam. |
| What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more |
| Where are the ats of yesteryear? |
| Who is this "foreign host" and why does he keep closing my sessions? |
| Why's everybody always picking on me? |
| Why are you looking down here? |
| Why are you reading this? |
| WINAMP! It really whips the llama's ass! |
| Wololo |
| Woomy |
| WOT, NO GYPSIES? |
| WTF |
| X marks the spot |
| X marks the spot. |
| XYZZY |
| Yeah, well, y'know, that's just like, your opinion, man. |
| Ye who runs needlessly. Thou art a fool. Thou art a fool. Thou art a fool. Thou art a fool. |
| You are already dead! |
| You are here. |
| You aren't going to ascend by staring at your shoes. |
| You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. |
| you are the one millionth visitor on this place! please wait 200 turns for a wand of wishing. |
| You can't help being ugly, but you could stay home. |
| You die... |
| You fall into a bottomless pit. You die... |
| You feel a normal vibration under your feet. |
| You feel a strange vibration under your feet. |
| You just lost illiterate conduct, newb! |
| You must construct additional pylons. |
| You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a change |
| Your Dad On A Sybian |
| You sat on thumb and you've to gimme thusand zms! |
| You step on a polymorph trap! |
| [An engraving of a tricorn with an oval in the middle, and a single word below it: "Addiction."] |
| [an engraving of rather confusing diagrams] |
| [A picture of a cat standing triumphant on a pile of rusty old armor] |
| [A picture of a demon and some dwarves. The demon is in a fetal position. The dwarves laugh.] |
| [A picture of a hero running on the backs of crocodiles and surviving] |
| [A picture of a strange box with a lamp on top and windows near the top of each side] |
| [A picture of a strange creature surrounded by buckets] |
| [A picture of goblins attacking a horse pulled cart with lots of cake in it.] |
| [crudely drawn phallus] |
| [s4s]-tan |
| ^-v-^ <(purr... purr...) |
| !!HUGE MAN!! |
| "Here lies Dudley's Dungeon, 2/2/2004-12/31/2008" |
| "I'll bring all of you ants to justi-" |
| $cat |
| $dog |
| $fruit -headed Wizard of Yendor |
| $playername |
| $playername 's imaginary girlfriend dual-wielding lightsabers |
| $playername, but if you laugh the video ends |
| $playername from an alternate timeline |
| $role on acid |
| %playername% the filthy degenerate |
| ████ ██████ |
| ' * # /O==o= ASCII racecar |
| '-' |
| '74 Cadillac |
| 'M |
| (.)(.) golem |
| (random gas-colour e.g. paisley) dragon |
| *donk* |
| +7 daedric long sword |
| ... |
| ...! |
| ... wait a second. You're high! |
| . Soft Fuzzy Man |
| /b/ |
| 0/0 |
| 1 of 60 Templars |
| 1-D bug |
| 3 GB of inflation fetish pr0n |
| 3.4.3 loyalist |
| 3.6.7 Enjoyer |
| 3.14t fiend |
| 4chan |
| 8-bit bat |
| 8=D golem |
| 9 out of 10 dentists |
| 10x developer |
| 15 m class Eoten |
| 23-headed lizard-monkey |
| 50 Cent |
| 50-foot-tall tanuki anthro with a set of the largest genitals you'll ever see |
| 99% percent of bacteria |
| 1337 h4x0r |
| :) |
| ;) |
| >.o= - * KawASCII man |
| ????? |
| @ sign |
| A.W.E. Member |
| a 4chan poster |
| A 2005 Honda Bambingus Schlingus |
| AAA, the best player that ever lived, |
| aardvark |
| Aarglexanerth |
| a black dragon with Snoopy's head |
| abnormal program termination |
| abominable function |
| Abraham Lincoln |
| Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter |
| Absolutely nothing |
| absurd pop-culture reference |
| abyss |
| a C++ monster |
| Academia |
| A catgirl (mew?) |
| Acererak in a TIE fighter |
| acid blog |
| Acid worm |
| a classical mechanic |
| a C monster |
| A copy of the game Banjo-Kazooie |
| a copy of the seminal 1981 Rush album Moving Pictures |
| a cow with an umbrella |
| action figurine |
| adamantine golem |
| A dead meme |
| a dentist |
| a dog riding a wizard riding in a whale corpse |
| Adolph Hitler |
| Adom player |
| Aerith |
| Aerodactyl |
| aether wyvern |
| a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude |
| A Floating Shopping List |
| a flock of Bird Flu chickens |
| A flying sheep |
| a FNORD |
| A foocubus suing for child support |
| a forgotten evil |
| africanized bee |
| a garlic monster |
| Agent Smith |
| aggressive pizza |
| aggressive trousers |
| A Giant Baked Bean |
| a giant crab |
| a giant octopus |
| a goat femboy with a dapper scarf and a lit joint |
| a golem of people made of golems |
| a Goomy |
| AHH! Real Monsters! |
| a horse on horseback |
| A hot librarian |
| A hot naked lolita |
| Ahriman |
| a hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue |
| AI agent |
| air elemental of Air |
| Air golem |
| air golem |
| Airman |
| a joker that retriggered |
| Akkat |
| Al-Mutasim |
| Alan Becker |
| Alaskan bull worm |
| albatross |
| Albert Einstein |
| A Level 1864 Crafted Forbearance User |
| Alexandria |
| Alex Kidd |
| Alf |
| alien |
| alien in a human suit |
| alien space bat |
| Ali G |
| All |
| alligator snapping turtle |
| All Might |
| alluring being |
| Almost nothing |
| alpha sapphire |
| altoid golem |
| aluminum elemental |
| AM |
| a man with FIVE ovens! |
| A Mathematician |
| ambulatory fortune cookie |
| American Joel |
| American mink |
| A MILF |
| a mirror reflecting another mirror with a series of repeating reflections trailing off to infinity |
| a mob of PETA activists |
| amoeba |
| a moving cardboard box |
| Amulet of Yendor (wielding Rodney) |
| Amulet of Yendor golem |
| Amulet of Yendor mimic |
| amusing movie reference |
| AmyBSOD |
| an Anger Management counsellor |
| an angry Madonna |
| Anarchist |
| an Ayy Lmao |
| Ancient Aliens |
| Ancient Chaos Wyrm |
| ancient karmic dragon |
| Ancient Krug |
| Ancient Stone Beast |
| Andalite |
| Andariel, the Maiden of Anguish |
| Androsynth |
| Andy (wielding Woody) |
| an enemy Stand |
| Angband |
| Angband player |
| Angra Mainyu |
| angry mail demon |
| angry mariachi |
| angry Norwegian |
| Angry People |
| angry shopkeeper in a bones level |
| An ICE agent |
| a Nickelback fan |
| animated glass eye |
| animated gray dragon scale mail |
| animatronic Ronald Reagan |
| Anime Cosplayer |
| an incredibly groan-inducing pun |
| An IRS agent |
| an italian grandmother |
| an itsy-bitty teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini |
| ankle grabber |
| Ann Coulter |
| Annoying Dog |
| annoying lab-coat-wearing scientist |
| an sandwich |
| an SJW |
| antagonist |
| anteater |
| antelope |
| anthropomorphic curvy sunflower |
| Anti-bully Ranger |
| anticoffee |
| antimatter golem |
| antimony elemental |
| antipope |
| Antlered Horror |
| Antonio Stella bottom tile |
| Anubis |
| An ugly lunch lady |
| An unlit sluggo |
| an unusually aggressive coffee cup |
| an upside-down Margaret Thatcher with right-side-up facial features |
| Anywere |
| a one-winged dewinged stab-bat |
| A One Eyed Trouser Snake |
| Aperture Science Sentry Turret |
| a plain gold ring |
| a plastic surgeon |
| A positive pregnancy test |
| apostrophe golem |
| Apple III |
| Applejack |
| a practitioner of drunken boxing |
| a praying mantis |
| Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| aquator |
| Arcane Sentry Cube |
| Arcane Sentry Golem |
| Arcanine |
| Arceus |
| arch-lichen |
| arch-pedant |
| archcouatl |
| archfiend summon |
| archie the cockroach |
| Arch Lich (called Froot) |
| Arch Linux lich |
| archnemesis |
| Arcturian balloon creature |
| A repo man |
| argon elemental |
| Ari |
| Arilou Lalee'lay |
| armadillo |
| armed bear |
| Armok |
| a robot clone of Ky Kiske who sexually harrasses women |
| Arpoovian Shebber-Shenty |
| arse golem |
| arsenic elemental |
| artila |
| Artorias, the Abysswalker |
| ascension kit |
| ASCII golem |
| ASCII representation of a monster |
| A Scotsman on a horse |
| A sexbot |
| a shitpost |
| Ashtar |
| a small, furry creature from Alpha Centauri |
| a SPAM monster |
| aspic golem |
| a squee |
| ass-fucker |
| assassin ant |
| ass badger |
| assertion failure |
| ass karate practitioner |
| Ass Slam the Grand Damned |
| astatine elemental |
| astral bear |
| Astral call bug |
| astral fuzzy |
| astral snake |
| astral wyvern |
| a team of Caballists |
| a time machine made out of a DeLorean |
| atog |
| atomic bomb |
| a Transformer (in disguise) |
| a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide |
| attack beagle |
| attack chopper |
| attack cocatoo |
| attack outpost |
| Attack Parrot |
| attack terrier |
| Aud Ketilsdatter |
| Aunt Irma |
| aurora alpha bomber |
| Austin Powers |
| Australium golem |
| AutoFister |
| automated t-shirt cannon |
| automaton |
| automatum |
| a very angry microwave ("MMMMMMMMM!") |
| A very surprised-looking sperm whale |
| a vision of Ragnarök |
| a wayward Zamboni |
| A Weapon of Mass Destruction |
| a whark |
| A white guy with brown hair and glasses |
| a winged serpent |
| A Wood Carver |
| axolotl |
| a you-shaped hole in the fabric of existence |
| a ytram |
| B'loody Mary Smith |
| B-a-a-l |
| b-ball pasta golem |
| Baal, the Lord of Destruction |
| Baba Yaga |
| babby |
| Babe Ruth (the candy bar) |
| Babos |
| Baby Tank |
| Bachelor's party |
| back of your own head |
| Bad Badger |
| Bad Dude |
| badger |
| badger mole |
| bagel goose |
| Bag O'Glass |
| Bag of doorknobs |
| Bahamut |
| Baiowulf |
| balatrice |
| balatro |
| Baldi |
| Baldi (with a broken ruler) |
| Baldi of Smacking +7 |
| baleen whale |
| Ballbreaker |
| Balloon Boy |
| Ballos |
| Balrog |
| bandersnatch |
| Bane? |
| Ban monster |
| banshee |
| Barbariccia |
| barium elemental |
| Barkman |
| Barky fox |
| Baron Harkonnen |
| Baron Nashor |
| Baron Wilfrey |
| barrel goat |
| barrel lurker |
| Barzahl |
| Basement Cat |
| BASIC elemental |
| Basic mind flayer |
| Basil the Bat Lord |
| basking shark |
| bater wucket |
| Batman |
| battle alpha |
| battle beta |
| battle bunny |
| battle mech |
| Battle Rodent |
| Battlesnake |
| bava lucket |
| bazooka bunny |
| BDFL |
| BDSM (blue dragon scale mail) enthusiast |
| beachball diagram |
| beak dog |
| bearded clam |
| Bearded Spock |
| beardlord |
| Beelzebub |
| bee of the bird of the moth |
| beer-can golem |
| beer golem |
| Behemoth |
| behemoustache |
| behir |
| beholder |
| beige dragon |
| Bel-Shamharoth |
| Belkar Bitterleaf |
| Bellybutton lint monster |
| Bender Bending Rodriguez |
| Benhart of Yugo |
| Bennifer |
| berdache with a bardiche |
| Beret Guy |
| Bernie Sanders |
| beryllium elemental |
| Betamax |
| Bethany Esda |
| Betty & Veronica |
| biased random number generator output |
| Big, Round, kind of greyish Golem |
| Big Bird |
| Big Boss |
| Big Brother |
| Bigfeet (both feet, not just one) |
| Big Guy |
| big red button |
| BIKECAT |
| bilk mucket |
| Bill and Ted |
| Bill Cipher |
| Bill Gates |
| Bill Nye the Science Guy |
| Bill O’Reilly |
| bill wurtz |
| biomancer |
| bipolar oddity |
| bird in the hand |
| Birdmom |
| Birdo-Ostro |
| bismuth elemental |
| bitcoin golem |
| Bizzaro Superman |
| Björk |
| Black-and-white-striped Unicorn |
| Blackbeard |
| Black Cat |
| Black Dragon Scale Mail (wielding a bullwhip) |
| Black Grandma |
| Black Hat Guy |
| black hole |
| Black Iron Tarkus |
| Black Knight (with limbs) |
| Black Knight (without limbs) |
| black mamba |
| blackscreen bug |
| black smoke monster |
| black tapioca pudding |
| black weredragon |
| black widow |
| blade dancer |
| blade vortex |
| blargian snagglebeast |
| Blarog |
| Blaster |
| blending nymph |
| blessed spellbook of Fus-Ro-Dah |
| blink dog |
| blink frog |
| blobfish |
| Blobulord |
| blockchain |
| blood-spurting onion |
| blood claw |
| bloodthirsty puffball |
| Bloody August |
| Blue-Eyes White Dragon |
| Blue Badger |
| bluebird of happiness |
| blue light |
| blue robotic cat from the future |
| blue screen of death |
| blue shell from Mario Kart |
| Blue veined custard chucker |
| blue whale |
| Blue Öyster Cult playing "Godzilla" |
| boar rider |
| Bob Barker |
| Bobby Hill (That's my purse! I don't know you!) |
| Bob Ewell |
| Bob Hope |
| Bobson Dugnutt |
| Bob the Blob |
| Bob the Hamster |
| Bob the Knight |
| Bo Derek |
| bombardier beetle |
| bone dragon |
| Bon Jovi |
| Bonnie |
| Bonnie Tyler |
| bonta-kun |
| bony-eared assfish |
| bonzai bush |
| boobed mimic |
| boomalope |
| Boomer |
| Boomer Zoomer |
| Boorider7 |
| Boos Miller |
| boron elemental |
| borrow checker |
| Bort |
| BORT SAMSON |
| Bort Simpesson |
| Bort Sim\pesson |
| Bort Sipesson |
| bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup |
| Bottle of no-ghost |
| Bottom Text |
| boulder beetle |
| bouncing eye |
| bowl of petunias |
| Bowl of Petunias |
| Bowser |
| box ghost |
| boxing kangaroo |
| boyfriend |
| Bozorc the Orc |
| Bozo the Clown |
| brain eater |
| Brain eating snake |
| Brain kicker |
| Brave Sir Robin |
| breadsticks |
| Breakout Brick |
| BRIAN BLESSED |
| Brick monster |
| Brig-class DRAGON |
| bright green slime |
| brimstone jelly |
| Britney Spears |
| Broil Bunch Grunt |
| broken clock |
| bromine elemental |
| brontosaurus |
| brony |
| Brotherman Bill |
| brown dragon |
| brownnoser |
| brown note |
| Bruce Wayne |
| brundlefly |
| Brutal Bruno |
| BSD devil |
| Bucket Bot |
| bud knight |
| Bud Spencer |
| Buffamoo |
| buffer overflow |
| Bugger Hive-Queen |
| Bugs Bunny |
| bugs on the floor |
| Bullet Bill |
| Bullet Kin |
| Bullet King |
| bumblebros |
| bum golem |
| bungo pony |
| burning mimic |
| bussymancer |
| busy beaver |
| busy signal |
| butler |
| Butler Bot |
| butter golem |
| buzzing nymph |
| Cabinet Man |
| Cacame Awemedinade |
| cacodaemon |
| cacodemon |
| Cactaur |
| cadmium elemental |
| Caerbannog |
| Caesar |
| Caffeine Golem |
| caffeine golem |
| Cagnazzo |
| calcium elemental |
| Calculator store |
| call mop |
| Calvin & Hobbes |
| Calvinosaurus |
| candied kobold |
| candy golem |
| cannon fodder |
| Can of Spackling Paste |
| Cantankerous Californian |
| capital I |
| Capitalist |
| Captain Commando |
| Captain Crunch |
| Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth |
| Captain Hammer |
| Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise |
| Captain Kirk |
| Captain Novolin |
| Captain Planet |
| Captain Tagon |
| Captain Viridian |
| capybara |
| carbon elemental |
| carbosilicate amorph |
| cardboard golem |
| cardian |
| Care Bear |
| Carl Brutananadilewski |
| Carl Johnson |
| carnivore bag |
| Carnivorous Waffle Iron |
| carp |
| Carrot Soldier |
| Carrot Top |
| Carry Nation |
| Cartman |
| cartwheeling horror |
| Casca |
| casey |
| cassowary |
| cat-dog |
| catgirl |
| CATS |
| cattle fodder |
| cave spider silk golem |
| CBT Wizard |
| Ceiling Cat |
| cell phone with 5% remaining battery charge |
| Cerberus |
| Cerberus Vae III Intro Dialogue |
| Cerenus |
| cesium elemental |
| Champion Lance |
| Chandra |
| changeling |
| Chao |
| Chaos Butterfly |
| chaos demon |
| chaos spawn |
| Char Aznable |
| charged creeper |
| Charger |
| Charles Barkley |
| Charles J. Ruttheimer |
| Charlie Chaplin |
| Charon |
| chartreuse dragon |
| chattina |
| chattino |
| cheap plastic imitation of a cheap plastic imitation |
| cheap plastic imitation of the Wizard of Yendor |
| cheap plastic imitation of vanilla extract |
| cheese golem |
| Cheese Golem |
| Chef Excellence |
| cHELL |
| Chell |
| Chenjesu |
| Chen Shumei |
| Cherry the Cockatrice |
| chess grandmaster mind flayer |
| chess pawn |
| Chess Piece Face |
| chewing gum golem |
| Chex Warrior |
| chibi |
| Chica |
| chicken |
| chihuahua |
| chilli elemental |
| chimera |
| chinchilla |
| CHKDSK |
| chlorine elemental |
| chocolate golem |
| chocolate pudding |
| choko golem |
| choko of choking |
| Choronzon |
| Chris the Ninja Pirate |
| christmas elf |
| Christ on a bike |
| Christ on a crutch |
| Christopher Walken |
| chromium elemental |
| Chronepsis |
| Chronepsis ... what the hell kind of name is that?! |
| Chronic Zoom. The Iron Curtain hits! You die... -More- |
| Chuck Norris |
| Chucky |
| chupacabra |
| chupacabras |
| circus freak |
| clapped penguin |
| Claude Speed |
| clawbug |
| Clawglip |
| clay gollum |
| clear dragon |
| Clippy the Shopping Assistant |
| clockwork dragon |
| closed timelike curve |
| Cloud of Confetti |
| Cluckadoodle |
| Cluwne |
| coach |
| Coach Z |
| cobalt elemental |
| Cobra Commander |
| Cobra Kai fighter |
| cockalisk |
| cock at rice |
| Cockatrice, son of Dickatwice |
| cockatrice egg omelet |
| Cockatrice the Cherry |
| cockatwice |
| Cock the Cherrytrice |
| code fault |
| coelacanth |
| Coldsteel the Hedgeheg |
| Colin Farrell |
| collapsed mine golem |
| college dropout |
| Colonel B. Astard |
| Colonel H. Stinkmeaner |
| Colonel Sanders |
| Colonel Shepard |
| colorless green idea |
| combat altar |
| combat wombat |
| Combine soldier |
| COMIC SANS!' |
| commander in chief |
| commissar |
| Commissioner Hunter |
| Communist |
| confetti golem |
| construction dozer |
| contrabassoon |
| controller mimic |
| conventioneer |
| convention furry |
| cookie monster |
| Cop Bot |
| copper elemental |
| Corbenik |
| Cornholio |
| corpulent porpoise |
| CoryxKenshin (wielding a katana) |
| Cosmos |
| cossack |
| Count Dinkula |
| Courier Ulysses |
| covetous demon orc |
| covetous great orc |
| covetous hill orc |
| covetous Mordor orc |
| covetous orc-captain |
| covetous snow orc |
| covetous Uruk-hai |
| covetous war orc |
| cow |
| cow beneath the sea |
| cow with an umbrella |
| crack abuser |
| cranky kong |
| Cranky Kong (git gud) |
| crap fodder |
| crash-prone operating system |
| Crash Bandicoot |
| crawling corpse |
| crawling horror |
| Crawl player |
| crazy bastard |
| Crazy Diamond |
| crazy frog |
| Crazy Yiuf |
| creeping hand |
| Crisis Actors |
| crocodile-dragon Tharagavverug |
| croissant |
| Cron man trap |
| crotch gremlin |
| Crowley |
| Crow T Robot |
| Crumple-Horned Snorkack |
| cryoa |
| cryodrayk |
| Cryptosporidium |
| Cryptosporidium-136 |
| Crystal Dragon Jesus |
| Crystal Gem |
| crystal meth golem |
| Cthulhu |
| cubist kobold |
| Cucumber |
| Cucumber sandwich |
| cultist |
| Curly |
| Curly Brace |
| cursed amulet of strangulation |
| cursed called |
| Cursed pile of coins |
| cursed videocassette |
| Curse of the Were-Rabbit |
| cuttlefish |
| Cyberman |
| Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future |
| cyborg |
| Cylon |
| Cylon and Garfunkel |
| cyromaster |
| D (a Red Dragon named Zen) |
| D-Rex |
| D4C |
| Daad the Punster |
| Dad (With a flaming head) |
| Dagoth Ur |
| daimon |
| Dalek |
| Dale the Dalek |
| dancing blade |
| dancing Savior, Jesus Christ Superstar, |
| dangling pointer |
| Dan Quayle |
| Dante Alighieri |
| Daphne |
| Dargon King |
| Darien Fawkes |
| dark archon |
| dark elf |
| Dark Helmet |
| darkling |
| dark mimic |
| darkness elemental |
| darkness owl |
| dark sucker |
| DarkVexon |
| dark wraith |
| Darth Vader |
| dart slug |
| Darude - Sandstorm |
| Darwin's fish |
| database |
| David Bowie |
| David Hasselhoff |
| DDOS attack |
| DDoS dealer |
| Deadline |
| dead meme |
| dead parrot |
| death-is-death loonie |
| Death and Taxes |
| death in a box |
| Death of Rats |
| death vortex |
| death wing |
| debugbear |
| deflated garfield |
| degenerate |
| dehydrated water elemental |
| Delicious Fruit |
| delta episode |
| Demigorgonzola |
| demilichen |
| Demoknight |
| demon core |
| demonic talking skull |
| demonspawn |
| department of redundancy department |
| derp |
| Descoladore |
| Desk-kun |
| Detritus |
| Deviljho |
| devourer |
| Dev Team |
| Dhaos |
| Diablo, the Lord of Terror |
| diagonally-moving bishop |
| diagonally moving grid bug |
| dial tone |
| Diamond dog |
| dick in a box |
| Dilan |
| dilithium crystal golem |
| dilithium elemental |
| Dimitri Rascalov |
| DIO |
| Dion Nicholas |
| dire dire worf |
| direwolf |
| dire Worf |
| dirty bastard |
| dirty limerick |
| disappointing final boss |
| Disco Bandit |
| Discord |
| diseased rat |
| disembodied head of John Romero |
| Disemheaded body |
| Disgruntled postal worker |
| disillusioner |
| disintegration-breathing cockatrice |
| displacer beast |
| district attorney |
| DJ Professor K |
| Dnyarri |
| Dnzx the Nonsensical |
| Doctor |
| Doctor Faustus |
| dodo |
| doge (such ASCII! very monster! wow!) |
| Dogley |
| Dog the God of Dogged Dog-gone Godhood, Doug |
| dog with bees in his mouth and when he barks he shoots bees at you |
| doll containing a slightly smaller version of itself |
| dolphin |
| Domo-kun |
| Donald Duck |
| Donald Trump |
| Donkey Kong |
| Don Knotts |
| Donnie Darko |
| Don Salvatore |
| Donut head, who says "I am not a hallucination." |
| DoodleBob |
| Doom-shroom |
| Doomguy |
| Doomy doomish doom of doom |
| door-to-door door salesman |
| door-to-door salesman |
| Doozer |
| dopefish |
| Dorothy Gale |
| double-eyed cyclops |
| double post |
| Doug Dimmadome from the Dimmsdale Dimmadome |
| dour rat |
| Dr. Clef |
| Dr. Evil |
| Dr. Funkenstein |
| Dr. Manhattan |
| Dr. McNinja |
| Dr. Pavel |
| Dr. Phil |
| Dr. strange |
| Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem |
| Dr. Weird (GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!) |
| Dr. Zed |
| draconequus |
| draconian |
| dracotaur |
| dragon farmer |
| Dragonslayer Ornstein |
| drakon |
| draugr mummy |
| draugr zombie |
| drayk |
| Drazziw-fo Rodney |
| DREADED AQUAE MORTIS |
| Dreadnautilus |
| dream eater |
| Dremora |
| dremora caitiff |
| drider |
| Drill Sergeant Nasty |
| Drill Sergeant Sharp |
| droid |
| dropbear |
| Drug-fueled psychosis |
| drunk Dragonborn |
| drunken driver |
| Drunken Politician |
| drunk golem (hic!) |
| drunk guy |
| Druuge |
| dryer monster |
| duct tape golem |
| Dudley |
| Dudley's ghost |
| Dudley Do-Right |
| Duke Nukem |
| Dumbledore |
| Duncan MacLeod (_|_) |
| dung elemental |
| Dungeon Master |
| duocorn |
| Duriel, the Lord of Pain |
| dust bunny |
| Dust Bunny |
| dust mephit |
| Dust speck |
| dvorak beast |
| dwarf giant |
| dwarf on crack |
| dwarf star |
| dwarven brigand thief |
| dwarven construct |
| dwarven master thief |
| dysentery |
| Dyspeptic hamster |
| dywypi |
| Dzhokar Tsarnaev |
| early bird |
| earwig |
| Easss |
| eaten-by-ants-er |
| eater of worlds |
| Ebenezer Scrooge |
| Eblis |
| Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way |
| economic crisis |
| Edgar the Bug |
| Edgeworth |
| Ed the Undying |
| Edward Cullen |
| eerie smile |
| Eevee |
| Eg |
| egg mine |
| ego-death |
| Eh! Steve! |
| Eidolos |
| Eighth Wonder |
| Einstein field equation |
| Elbereth Engraving |
| ElDeR cHaOs GoD |
| Elder Demus Fathien |
| Elder Owyn Lyons |
| elder xorn |
| eldritch guinea pig |
| eldritch horror |
| eldritch tentacle |
| electric sheep |
| elementary elemental |
| elementary school teacher elemental |
| elephant |
| elephant seal |
| Elf on the Shelf |
| Elite Four Bruno |
| elk bird |
| El Pollo Diablo |
| Elrond Hubbard |
| Elsen |
| Elvis |
| Elvis impersonator |
| emacs pinky |
| emoji golem |
| emperor lich |
| emperor overlord |
| emperor penguin |
| Emperor Uriel Septim |
| emp golem |
| empty cell |
| emu |
| enchanted food ration |
| ender-dragon |
| Enderdragon |
| enderman |
| endless staircase |
| Enemy Stand |
| enraged badger |
| Enraged Cockatoo |
| enraged grizzly bear |
| enraged lichen |
| Enragement Child |
| entire NAO playerbase |
| entirety of mon.c |
| entropy |
| Entropy |
| Epic Fail Guy |
| epic flail |
| er... dragon? It sure looks like one... |
| Eraserhead |
| Erdtree |
| Eris |
| Error from the Clone Lab |
| Espeon |
| ethereal snake |
| Euclidean 3-sphere |
| EVA Unit 01 |
| everything everywhere all at once |
| Evil angel |
| evil brain |
| Evil Devil |
| evil doppelganger |
| Evilking |
| Evil Otto |
| evil overlord |
| evil stepmothership |
| Exact duplicate of yourself |
| exceptionally large pair of buttocks |
| excremental |
| Executioner Smough |
| existential angst |
| Exor |
| expensive plastic imitation golem |
| expert mind flayer |
| EXP Golem |
| exploding cake |
| exploding plastic inevitable |
| Explorington III |
| EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! |
| Extra Deluxe Ultima Wonkor Burger |
| extra fast soldier ant |
| Extraordinary person |
| extra strong might-enchanted multiple shots lightning enchanted gloam |
| Extremeasaur |
| extremely trivial demon |
| extreme sport |
| eyebeast |
| Eye of Sauron |
| F.O.E. |
| fail rat |
| false vacuum |
| Faluzure |
| fan |
| fanatical follower of al-Gebra |
| fascist |
| Fat Albert |
| fatal food poisoning |
| fatal system error |
| Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost |
| Father Elijah |
| Fat Momma |
| Feedback |
| feeling that you're being watched |
| felid |
| felltwin |
| female titan |
| Femto |
| feral pig |
| fetus |
| Fidchell |
| fiendish goblin |
| fiendish hobgoblin |
| fiery nymph |
| fifty duck-sized horses |
| figgy pudding |
| figment of your imagination |
| Fig Newton of your imagination |
| file read error |
| Filet-O-Fish |
| finite state machine |
| fire bug |
| fire elemental of Fire |
| fire monkey |
| fire nymph |
| firnament wyvern |
| First 20 digits of Pi |
| first category perpetual motion device |
| fish |
| Fisto |
| flaming skull |
| Flaming Violist |
| Flareon |
| flash of insight |
| flatulence vortex |
| Flea Man |
| fleas |
| floating brain |
| floating butt |
| floating can of whoop-ass |
| floating cloak |
| floating ear |
| Floating mirror in which your reflection looks evil |
| floating nose |
| floating pair of eyes |
| floating pie |
| floating smelly feet |
| Floating table of potions |
| floating tongue |
| floating upside-down newt |
| floor |
| floor junk golem |
| flumph |
| fluorine elemental |
| Fluttershee |
| Fluttershy |
| flygeltuftel |
| Flying angry evil skull that flies upside-down when holy water is sprinkled on it |
| flying bison |
| Flying Burrito Brother |
| flying head |
| flying ice cream truck |
| Flying Jeans |
| flying monkey |
| Flying Nun |
| flying pants |
| flying pig |
| flying skull |
| Flying Spaghetti Monster |
| flying toaster |
| fnord |
| foocubus |
| FOODCO(tm) black pudding |
| food eater |
| football |
| footrice |
| foot rice |
| Ford Escort |
| Ford Focus |
| Ford Prefect (the car, not the alien from somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse) |
| Ford Sierra Cosworth |
| Foreign Host |
| former chef |
| Formido Oppugnatura Exsequens |
| Fortnite player |
| fortune cookie golem |
| foul mimic |
| Foul Ole Ron |
| Fourth Chairman of the Tojo Clan |
| FOXHOUND covert operative |
| Foxy |
| Foxy the Pirate |
| FPSRussia |
| fractal eye |
| fractal fish finger tree |
| fractal golem |
| Fraggle |
| Frankenstein |
| Frankenstein, specifically the doctor not the unnamed monster he created |
| Freakazoid |
| freaking monadic deva |
| Fred |
| Freddie Mercury |
| Fred Durst's disembodied head |
| Freddy |
| Freddy Fazbear |
| free neutron |
| frerf |
| fresh golem |
| Frigate-class DRAGON |
| Frog-eating surrender monkey |
| frog demon |
| frogman |
| frog prince |
| fruit bat |
| frumious bandersnatch |
| Fully Integrated Security Technetronic Officer |
| fuming blob |
| fumo |
| fungible token |
| funkateer |
| funny little man |
| furby |
| furry |
| fusion dragon |
| Fusion Dragon Approaches! |
| futanari |
| future diary holder |
| Fuzz golem |
| fyora |
| G*rf |
| G-Man |
| Galactus |
| Galdryn the Green |
| Galleon-class DRAGON |
| gallium elemental |
| Galo Sengen |
| game-freezing ninja lord |
| game over screen |
| GamerGate member |
| gang member |
| Gangsta |
| Ganondorf |
| gaping goatse |
| Garbagefield |
| Gardener in the Dark |
| Garfield |
| Garfield the Cat |
| Garfield the President |
| garfielf |
| Gargamel |
| gargantua |
| Garruk |
| Gary Glitter |
| Gastronok |
| gay-elf |
| gay Luigi |
| gazebo |
| gazer |
| gelatinous dice |
| General Chase |
| General Ironside |
| General Ity |
| General Jing-Wei |
| General Mohmar Deathstrike |
| general protection fault |
| General Protection Fault |
| General Public |
| General Tullius |
| General Zod and his evil hench-Kryptonians |
| genome |
| geomancer |
| George W. Bush |
| GEP Gun |
| Geraldo Rivera |
| gerbil |
| germanium elemental |
| Ghost Dad |
| Ghost Johnson |
| ghost of christmas past |
| ghost of christmas present |
| ghost of christmas yet to come |
| Ghoul Wizard |
| giant Beatle |
| Giant Belly |
| giant bong |
| giant brain |
| giant Chibi Maruko-chan on wheels |
| giant cockroach |
| giant deitic choo-choo train |
| giant dwarf |
| giant earthworm |
| giant enemy crab |
| giant error |
| giant gnome |
| Giant Hand |
| giant letter D |
| giant marshmallow man |
| Giant Midget |
| giant mushroom |
| giant robot |
| Giant Rubix Cube |
| Giant shoggoth |
| Giant Slobbering Piemonster |
| giant snail |
| giant squid |
| Giant Stick |
| giant toad |
| Giant Tongue |
| giant trapdoor spider |
| gigantic kobold |
| gigantic mind flayer |
| Giga Pudding |
| Gigi the Fister |
| Gill Bates |
| gimp |
| gingerbread man |
| Gingerbread Man |
| gin of trapper meat |
| gin whistle (wet) |
| giraffe |
| girlboss |
| girlfriend |
| Girl with a ponytail and a rather large laser gun |
| Giygas |
| Gizmo the Gremlin |
| Gizzard of Hendor |
| Glaceon |
| gladiator |
| glahk |
| Glaistig Uaine |
| Gleam Eyes |
| Glinda |
| glom of nit |
| glowing ray cat |
| glue golem |
| Gman |
| gnoll chieftain |
| gnoll crack-junkie |
| gnoll gangster |
| Gnome-With-The-Wand-Of-Death |
| gnome on crack |
| gnome who zaps a hexagonal wand |
| gnome wielding the Tsurugi of Muramasa |
| Gnome With A Wand Of Death |
| gnome with a wand of death |
| gnome with the wand of death |
| gnu |
| goblin wielding a sword called vorpal blade |
| God |
| God Almighty |
| Godel's second incompleteness theorem |
| god golem |
| Godzilla |
| Go golem |
| Goku |
| gold elemental |
| Golden Freddy |
| golden goblin |
| Golden Wooly |
| Gold Experience |
| golem gold |
| golem golem |
| golem made out of other golems |
| goliath grouper |
| Gollum |
| gonzo journalist |
| Gooby |
| Google monster |
| goomba |
| goose |
| gopher |
| Gordon Freeman |
| Gorg |
| gorgon |
| Gorilla |
| gorillaphant |
| Goron |
| Gorre |
| Gouda Golem |
| GPT-2 |
| grad student |
| graduate-level physics |
| Grammar Nazi |
| Grand Dad (Flintstones?) |
| grandfather pardox |
| grand inquisitor |
| Grandma |
| Grand master mind flayer |
| grandmaster mind flayer |
| Granny Weatherwax |
| grass mud horse |
| graveir |
| Gravemind |
| gray goo |
| gray minotaur |
| gray stoner |
| greased-up naked deaf guy |
| greased pig |
| Greased Scotsman |
| GREASED WONKOR SLIDER |
| grease golem |
| Greater Queen of England |
| Great Green Arkleseizure |
| Great Soft Jelly Thing |
| Greebo |
| greedy doctor |
| greedy nymph |
| green... no, gray dragon |
| Green Flesh-Thresher |
| Green humanoid dragon gamer |
| green light |
| gremlin with a chainsaw |
| Grendel |
| Greuvenia the Pox |
| grid bug hits! Invisible Demogorgon |
| grid feature |
| Griffith |
| grime elemental |
| grinch |
| Grinning Colossus |
| ground glass golem |
| Grover |
| grue |
| Grue |
| guardianal |
| Guatemalan cow of paradise |
| Guildmaster Wigglytuff |
| Gundam |
| guppy |
| Gushoshin |
| Guts |
| Guybrush Threepwood |
| Guymelef |
| Guy of Gisborne |
| guy who replaced his hand with a chainsaw |
| guy with spiky hair and a really really huge sword |
| Gwyn, Lord of Cinder |
| Gym Leader Claire |
| Hacker |
| hades fiend |
| haggis |
| Haggis Golem |
| Hag of Bolding |
| hair golem |
| hairy potter |
| HAL 9000 |
| half-hobbit |
| half-horse half-monkey |
| Half Chewed Taxi Squasher |
| Halloween Document |
| hallucination |
| hallucinogen-distorted hallucination |
| hallucinogen-distorted master mind flayer |
| hallucinogen-distorted werehallucinator |
| hallucinogen-distorted Wizard of Yendor |
| hallucinogen-distorted Yeenoghu |
| hallucinogen supplier |
| halt |
| Hamatha |
| Hamburglar |
| Hamburgler Grunt |
| Hamitha |
| hammerhead shark |
| Hammer Pants |
| hamster |
| Hank Hill (BWAH!) |
| Hanniwa |
| hapax legomenon |
| Happy Fun Ball |
| Harambe |
| hardcore internet nerd |
| hardcore player |
| Hard Man |
| hardware bug |
| Harmless Protoplasm |
| Harpo |
| Harry Potter |
| Harvey Birdman, Esq., Attorney-At-Law |
| Haskell job offer |
| Haskell programmer |
| Hastur |
| haunted Daruma doll |
| haunted piano |
| haunted television |
| haunted wardrobe |
| Hawkeye from M.A.S.H. |
| Hawkeye Gough |
| Haxor |
| haxorus |
| He-Man |
| He-who-may-not-be-named |
| head crab |
| Headcrab |
| headless Mímir |
| headless Spiro Agnew |
| headless thompson gunner |
| head of procurement |
| Head Rot |
| Heavily Armed Porky |
| hedge golem |
| hedgehog |
| Heisenberg |
| heisenbug |
| helium elemental |
| Hell Baron |
| hell hog |
| Hello Kitty |
| henatrice |
| henchman |
| hentai tentacle beast |
| Here lies /usr/bin/nethack, killed by SIGSEGV. |
| Here lies Chara, who grew up in abuse and strife, became quite disturbed and obsessed with a knife. |
| Hermit Purple |
| herobrine |
| Herobrine |
| He Who Must Not Be Named |
| Hierophant Green |
| Highwind Airship |
| Hildr, engraged |
| Hillary Clinton |
| hippie |
| Hippopotamus |
| hipster |
| hitter goblin |
| Ho-oh |
| Hoagie |
| HOA member |
| HOA representative |
| hoarse horse |
| hobbit brigand thief |
| hobbit master thief |
| hobbit on crack |
| hobbit thief |
| hockey elemental |
| hoe |
| hole 'em golem |
| Holocaust |
| Holy Spirit |
| homestuck fan |
| homing Bullet Bill |
| Honest Politician |
| honey badger |
| Hong Kong Fooey |
| hoopoe |
| hoplite |
| Hork-Bajir |
| horndog |
| hornet |
| horny devil |
| horrible gelatinous blob |
| horse mafia |
| horseshoe crab |
| hotel detective |
| Hovercraft Eel |
| howler monkey |
| Hrungnir, The Hill Giant Lord |
| https://www.alt.org/nethack/addmsgs/ submission character limit |
| huge green fierce dragon |
| huge pile of killer rocks |
| Huggy Wuggy |
| Hugo (Crying) |
| human in an alien suit |
| humorous message |
| Humpty Dumpty |
| Hunter |
| HURD kernel |
| Hydra Aurora Bomber |
| hydrogen dioxide elemental |
| hydrogen elemental |
| hyena |
| Hyperion |
| hypnosis vortex |
| I.R.S. agent |
| Ian-Keith on crack |
| ice-nine golem |
| ice bug |
| icecream pooping giant taco monster |
| Ice King |
| ice mephit |
| ice mimic |
| ice monster |
| ice nymph |
| idgjgfioagigfio, the keyboard smasher |
| Idiotic nerd that looks like your momma |
| IFC Yipes |
| Ig |
| Iggy Koopa |
| Igor |
| iguanodon |
| Ikrella the Witch |
| ill-tempered sea bass |
| Illfang the Kobold Lord |
| Ilwrath |
| imaginary number |
| Immortan Joe |
| impossible color |
| imposter |
| in-game purchase |
| incel |
| incomprehensible Perl one-liner |
| Incredibly Deadly Viper |
| indescribable horror |
| indestructable monster |
| indigo dragon |
| indium elemental |
| infernal seal |
| infidel priest of Moloch |
| infinite grid of ideal one-ohm resistor bugs |
| infinite series |
| influencer |
| Inigo Montoya |
| Inkling |
| inner demon |
| Innis |
| insectoid |
| Insectoid Queen Gypsy Moth |
| inside-out bag of holding |
| inside joke |
| Inspector Gadget |
| Integral Sign |
| Integrated Data Sentient Entity |
| internal combustion eel |
| Inu Yasha |
| invalid character set |
| Investment Banker |
| invisible hand of Adam Smith |
| invisible outta depth monster |
| invisible pink unicorn |
| Invisible Pink Unicorn |
| invisible player character |
| invisible potion of invisibility |
| invisible shiny Bulbasaur |
| invisible soldier ant |
| iodine elemental |
| Iolo |
| iPhone golem |
| Iraqi WMD |
| iridium elemental |
| iron elemental |
| iron maiden |
| Isaac (wielding an Isaac (wielding an Isaac (wielding an Isaac))) |
| Isaac (wielding tears) |
| Ispano |
| It |
| it |
| it's a secret! |
| It's the first real monster you've ever seen! |
| Italian brainrot |
| It explodes! |
| I think I see Death! |
| Its your FATHER! |
| Its your MOTHER! |
| J. R. "Bob" Dobbs |
| J.R.R. Tolkien |
| Jace, the Mind Sculptor |
| Jack's complete lack of surprise |
| jackalope |
| jackalwere |
| Jackie Chan |
| Jack Slash |
| Jack Sparrow |
| jaguarundi |
| Jak and Daxter |
| James Bond |
| James Rolfe (wielding an empty Rolling Rock) |
| Jan in the Pan |
| janitor |
| Jaquio |
| Jared Fogle |
| Jason |
| JavaScript property accessor |
| Jean-Luc Picard |
| Jean-Paul Sartre |
| Jebus |
| jehovah's witness |
| jell-o golem |
| Jell-O pudding |
| Jerma |
| Jerry Garcia |
| Jesus H. Christ |
| Jetstream Sam |
| Jigglypuff |
| jillyfleur |
| Jimmy Hoffa |
| Jimmy Pegorino |
| Joe Don Baker |
| John Madden |
| Johnny Depp |
| John the Fisherman |
| jolly green giant |
| Jolteon |
| jophur |
| Joseph Joestar |
| Joseph Stalin |
| Joshua Graham |
| Jotaro Kujo |
| jub-jub bird |
| Juba the Sniper |
| Jubilex |
| Jubjub bird |
| Judge Judy |
| juicer |
| Jumping brain |
| Just Like Bart |
| just zis guy, you know |
| juvenile delinquent |
| Kamineko |
| Kane (HE LIVES) |
| kangaroo |
| Kanye West |
| karen |
| Kaster Maen |
| katamari |
| Katniss Everdeen |
| KDE |
| Kedama |
| keebler elf |
| Kelgorath, Taniks Wannabe |
| Ken-Oh |
| Kepa Auwae |
| Kermit the Frog |
| kernel bug |
| kernel scheduler algorithim |
| kestrel |
| ketchup elemental |
| Ketchup Golem |
| Khan Noonien Singh |
| Kibo |
| Killer ant |
| Killer Beatle |
| killer beetle |
| killer bunny |
| killer cram ration |
| killer DM |
| killer man-eating Danish (not the breakfast pastry) |
| killer mimic |
| killer newt |
| Killer Queen |
| Killer Rabbit |
| Killer Robot |
| killer tangelo |
| killer tomato |
| Killer tripe ration |
| killer weed |
| Killrovian deathctopus |
| Kilrathi |
| kind andango |
| King Crimson |
| King Jellyjam |
| King K. Rool |
| King Kong |
| King of All Cosmos |
| King of The Squirrels |
| King Prawn |
| king raptor |
| King Richard III |
| Kirby <('_')> |
| Kirby with a gun!? |
| Kirk the Knight of Thorns |
| Kit-Kat bar |
| kite-eating tree |
| kitten called Wizard of Yendor needs food badly |
| kitten prospecting robot |
| kitty-coveting robot |
| Kizuna AI |
| kl;kl;kl;kl |
| klingon warrior |
| Knob Goblin |
| koala |
| Kockmann's Adventurer Decimation (tm) crew |
| Komodo dragon |
| komodo rhino |
| KOMPRESSOR |
| koopa troopa |
| Kounosuke Kuri |
| Kraid |
| Krampus |
| Krusty the Clown |
| krypton elemental |
| Krzzzzssssssthhhhuuuuuullll Hnnnnnngggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh |
| kudo crab |
| Kung Fu Jesus |
| Kuriboh |
| Kwyjibo |
| kzin |
| L (an Arch-Lich named Froot) |
| laboratory mouse |
| labubu |
| La Chancla |
| Lachrymose Leech |
| Lad the Immature |
| Lady GaGa |
| Lady of the Lake |
| lag defense tower |
| lag monster |
| Lain Iwakura |
| Lakitu |
| Lancia Integrale |
| Lancia Stratos |
| land octopus |
| landshark |
| land wyvern |
| Lara Croft |
| large letter |
| Large Marge |
| largest Mersenne prime |
| Larry |
| Larry Koopa |
| laser cat |
| late bird |
| Latias |
| Latios |
| laundry golem |
| Lautrec of Carim |
| Lavagirl |
| lava golem |
| lava snake |
| Lavos |
| Law and Disorder |
| lawnmower |
| lawyer |
| L dressed as Darth Vader, sans helmet, wielding a red lightsaber |
| lead elemental |
| Leafeon |
| Le Chiffre |
| LeChuck |
| Led Zeppelin elemental |
| left eye |
| Legendary black beast of Arrrgh |
| Leg Horse |
| lego brick |
| Lemmy Kilmister |
| Lemmy Koopa |
| lemon |
| lemur |
| LENNY |
| Leonard Bernstein |
| le Quebec xebec |
| Lethal Force Man |
| Leviathan |
| levitating potion of levitation |
| Lews Therin Telamon |
| Lex Luther |
| lhurgoyf |
| Liberal |
| Liberal Republican |
| Libertarian |
| Life |
| lightning elemental |
| Liliana |
| Lilliputtian |
| linear shift feedback register |
| line noise |
| Link |
| Linux OOM killer |
| liquid fire elemental |
| liquid fire nymph |
| liquid nitrogen elemental |
| literal mountain man |
| lithium elemental |
| little birdhouse in your soul |
| little brother |
| little dog called savescum13 |
| Little girl |
| Little girl (wielding Kill Kill Piano) |
| little green man |
| living apple |
| living armor |
| living beartrap |
| Living Door |
| living statue |
| Lizard of Yendor |
| lizard wizard |
| lizzog |
| llama |
| Loadstone Golem |
| loan shark |
| logic bug |
| lolcat |
| lol man |
| lombax |
| long worm brain |
| Long worm bug |
| long worm named Leto II Atreides |
| loooooooooooong worm |
| Lorax |
| lorax |
| Lord's Blade Ciaran |
| Lord Ashur |
| Lord British |
| Lord Britney-ish |
| Lord Goda |
| Lord Sheogorath |
| Lord Voldemort |
| Lord Xeen |
| Lou Cipher |
| low-fat tallow candle |
| low altar |
| lower-case h |
| low local memory |
| Lu Bu |
| Lucatiel of Mirrah |
| Lucius Malfoy |
| luck golem |
| Ludwig von Koopa |
| Luigi |
| lumberjack |
| lungfish |
| lurker below |
| Lute Bear |
| M. C. Escher |
| M. Drew Streib |
| Macha |
| machine elf |
| Made In Heaven |
| mad god |
| Madman with a Box |
| mad Pierson's Puppeteer |
| mad scientist |
| mage jackal |
| magenta dragon |
| Magic: The Gathering |
| Magically animated vorpal blade |
| Magical Trevor |
| Magician Red |
| magic mage |
| Magikarp |
| magma mephit |
| magnesium elemental |
| magnetic monopole |
| Magus |
| MAH LAZOR! |
| Mail Daemon |
| Major Victory |
| Major Woody |
| Malaclypse the Younger, Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold |
| Male Daemon |
| malfunctioning robotic vacuum cleaner |
| mall cop |
| Mammon |
| mammoth |
| mamul |
| man-eating banana |
| man-eating plant |
| man-headed shark |
| Man-Made Object |
| mana wyvern |
| manbearpig |
| Maneater Mildred |
| man from Nantucket |
| manganese elemental |
| Mangle |
| manhack |
| Mani Mani |
| man in a pink tutu |
| manticore |
| marching hammers |
| Marduk/Merodach |
| Marduk the Creator |
| Marilyn Monroe |
| Mario |
| Mario with a knife |
| Marisa Kirisame |
| Markiplier |
| Marmie |
| marshmallow golem |
| marshmallow peep |
| Martha Stewart |
| martian flat cat |
| Martian jellymould |
| Maru |
| Marvin the Paranoid Android |
| Mary-Kate and Ashely Olson |
| Masked Mutant |
| master baker |
| Master Blaster |
| Master Chef |
| Master Chief |
| Master Control Program |
| master grid bug |
| Master Hand |
| master lichen |
| Master Light Wings Close Range Support Cruel Battle Machine Evaccania DOOM |
| master mindfalyer |
| master of unlocking |
| master solar |
| Matador |
| matchstick golem |
| math teacher |
| Maud |
| Maud'Dib |
| mauve dragon |
| Max Headroom |
| Mayor and his three Daughters |
| Mazirian the Magician |
| Meal Rejected by the Enemy |
| mean robber |
| Mecha-Shiva |
| Mecha-Streisand |
| Mecha Mountie |
| medium-rare monster |
| Medusoid Mycellium |
| meerkat |
| Megadeus |
| Mega Dragon |
| megalodon |
| Mega Man |
| mega rayquaza |
| Megatron |
| mehitabel the cat |
| Mehrunes Dagon |
| Melnorme |
| Melony |
| Mel the stinky AI |
| Melvin 'Big Smoke' Harris |
| member of the Greate Race of Yith |
| meme monster |
| Menacing Man |
| mending machine |
| mentat |
| Mephisto, the Lord of Hate |
| Mephistopheles |
| mercury elemental |
| merlion |
| mermaid |
| mesmerizing nymph |
| Metaknight |
| Metal Gear |
| methadome clinic |
| Metric stormtrooper |
| metroid |
| Mewthree |
| Mewtwo |
| mexican jumping beans |
| MG Metro 6R4 |
| Michael Jackson |
| Mickey Mouse |
| Microsoft Windows |
| midget |
| Mike Nelson |
| Miku Hatsune |
| milk elemental |
| Mil Muertes |
| Milspec turret |
| mime flayer |
| mimic mimic |
| mind sucker |
| mind vortex |
| minesflayer |
| mine turtle |
| Mini-Me |
| Mini Lemon |
| Minilemon |
| MIRACLE WONKOR |
| mirror paredri |
| mischievous yakidango |
| Misery |
| Missingno |
| MissingNO. |
| Miss Marple |
| Mister E |
| Mistral |
| Mithos Yggdrasil |
| mithril piercer |
| Mmrnmhrm |
| moa |
| moai |
| Mobile Suit |
| Mocojahn |
| Moe |
| Moe, Larry, and Curly (wielding cream pies) |
| mojibake golem |
| Mokey |
| mold slime |
| Moloch |
| molybdenum elemental |
| Mommie |
| Momo (wielding a blessed CoryxKenshin) |
| mongoose |
| Monkey-man of Delhi |
| Monkey Woman |
| MONOCULUS! |
| Monsoon |
| Monster-with-a-petrifying-gaze |
| Monster from the Id |
| moomin |
| Mooninite |
| Moonmoon |
| Moonmoon (wielding a pair of moons) |
| moose |
| Mooshroom |
| Morgoth |
| morlock |
| Morton Koopa |
| mosquito vampire |
| Most Interesting Man in the World |
| Mother-in-law |
| mothership |
| mothra |
| mountain dwarf |
| Mouth-Breather |
| moving hole |
| Mr. Bean |
| Mr. Blobby |
| Mr. Don |
| Mr. Friend |
| Mr. Funny HooHoo Man Mayo |
| Mr. Goody Two-Shoes |
| Mr. L |
| Mr. Potato Head |
| Mr. T |
| Mr Rogers |
| Mudkip |
| mud mephit |
| muffalo |
| mule |
| Multi-Bear |
| multi-purpose amphibian assault ship |
| mumak mummy |
| Mumm-Ra |
| mummy zombie |
| mumpsus |
| munchkin |
| muntjac |
| Muscle Eagle |
| mushroom eye potato typewriter with an acronym blade |
| Mushroom Giant |
| musketeer |
| muskox |
| Mustard Golem |
| mutant newt |
| mutant rat |
| Mycon |
| My Pet Monster! |
| mysterious force |
| mythical dawn agent |
| N00b golem |
| Na-Krul |
| naked mole rat |
| naked singularity |
| Napoleon Dynamite |
| narwhal |
| naughty sorceress |
| Naughty Sorceress |
| Nauselom |
| Navi |
| Necromancer |
| Ned Flanders |
| Neil Diamond |
| Neko Slime |
| Nelson Munce |
| Neo |
| neon elemental |
| neosquid |
| nerdy geek |
| net hacker |
| NetHack player |
| nethaxorus |
| netherite golem |
| nether lich |
| net troll |
| neutronium golem |
| never-ending swarm of angry Cuccos |
| New Age Retro Hippy |
| newsgroup troll |
| newt called Dudleyslayer |
| newt mummy |
| Newtoghu |
| NFT |
| nickel elemental |
| Nicol Bolas |
| Nigerian prince Fela Kanye Okonma |
| nightmare fuel |
| Nightmare of Taniks |
| nightwing |
| nigiri monster |
| Niko Bellic |
| Ninja Panda |
| ninja pirate zombie robot |
| Ninjapiratezombierobot |
| ninja snowman |
| Ninovium golem |
| niobium elemental |
| nitrogen elemental |
| Nobody |
| No Eyed Girl |
| non-fungible token |
| non-player character |
| non-vegan slime mold |
| nonesuch |
| No One |
| northern reticulated chipmunk |
| Noseybonk |
| Nosferatu Zodd |
| not a valid save file |
| no tea golem |
| not enough space for environment |
| Nothing |
| Nothing (Coming out of the mailbox) |
| Nothing at all |
| nothing golem |
| Nothing There |
| Novice Kean |
| NP-complete problem |
| NS13 |
| nu-otyugh |
| Nuclear Bomb |
| nuclear gas spore |
| nuclear missile silo |
| null and its cohorts |
| number one cause of nethack deaths |
| NUT button |
| Nyan Cat |
| Nyarlathotep |
| Obama (being clear) |
| Obama grilled cheese sandwich |
| oblivion |
| Oboa |
| Obok Meatgod |
| obstinate tank |
| occifer (I'm not too drive to drunk...) |
| ocelot |
| ocelot with a revolver |
| octarine dragon |
| octarine mold |
| Octoling |
| Odd Duck and Perfectly Normal Platypus |
| offal golem |
| Og |
| oganesson elemental |
| oh no bug |
| oiraM repuS |
| Oklob Plant |
| Okrim |
| Old Scratch |
| Oliver Twist |
| Olly Jolly Puffball |
| Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, K.S.C. |
| omega ruby |
| OMGolem |
| Omicronian |
| one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater |
| One-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater |
| one-eyed purple snake |
| one-loop Feynman diagram |
| One-winged two wing bird |
| one eyed one horned flying purple eater |
| one horse-sized duck |
| one of those Jell-O molds from 1950s magazines |
| one of those Magic Eye paintings that jumps out when you look at it from exactly the right angle |
| One Punch Man |
| one well-hung lad |
| on the succubus |
| open file descriptor |
| ophidian |
| opossum |
| Oprah |
| optically camouflaged Predator |
| Optimus Prime |
| Oracle publicitary blimp |
| orangutan |
| Order 66 |
| ordinary non-abominable snowman |
| Original Bubs |
| Orkorborkor the Monkey Man |
| ornk |
| Oroboros |
| Oroboros (eating a living oroboros) |
| Orthrus |
| Orz |
| Osayo Narakami wearing a cerberus band and a winter katana |
| osmium elemental |
| osquip |
| ostrich |
| otomo |
| Otto the inflatable autopilot |
| otyugh |
| Out-of-control T-shirt cannon |
| outsourcing partner |
| outta depth giant shoggoth |
| OwOlogist |
| oxygen elemental |
| oxygen golem |
| Ozzy Osborne |
| pain elemental of Moloch |
| pain in the butt |
| paint blob |
| pair of jumping boots |
| Pajama Sam |
| paladin tank |
| palladium elemental |
| panteater |
| Panty & Stocking |
| Pantyhose Golem |
| panzer |
| Papa Legba |
| Papa Smurf |
| paper tiger |
| parachute pants |
| parakeet |
| park bear |
| parliamentarian |
| parsnip golem |
| particle man |
| particle uplink cannon |
| Patrick Bateman |
| Paul Blart |
| Paul Pead |
| paxed |
| Paxed |
| PEE-WEE Herman |
| peer |
| penguin |
| Penis Dragon |
| Pennywise (YOU'LL FLOAT, TOO!) |
| Pepe the Frog |
| Pepe the frog |
| Pepperoni Secret |
| Pepsi mixed with milk |
| peregrine falcon |
| perfume vortex |
| periwinkle dragon |
| Perry the Platypus |
| Personal Trainer |
| person running with scissors |
| Peter Griffin |
| Peter Griffin engaged in a fight with a guy in a chicken suit |
| Peter Piper |
| petrified Ent |
| pet rock |
| Peugeot 205 Turbo 16 |
| Ph.D. Student |
| phage |
| phelddagrif |
| philosophical zombie |
| phoenix |
| Phoenix Wright |
| Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney |
| phosphorus elemental |
| Photoshop Flowey |
| physical graffiti |
| Picasso |
| pi fiend |
| pig |
| pig tail cloth golem |
| Pikablu |
| Pikachu |
| pime taradox |
| Pinhead |
| Pink Badger |
| pink dinosaur |
| pink dragon |
| pink elephant |
| Pinkie Pie |
| Pinky and The Brain |
| pirate |
| pirate ghost |
| pirate ninja |
| pissed-off shopkeeper |
| piss golem |
| Pit Pat |
| pixelated landmine |
| pixel golem |
| pizza delivery boy |
| PK |
| Pkunk |
| plague bug |
| plaid blob |
| plaid dragon |
| Plaid the Hideous |
| plain trained automaton |
| planeswalker |
| plant-eating man |
| plaster blaster |
| plated bug |
| platinum elemental |
| platypus |
| playboy bunny |
| player |
| Player 1 |
| Player 2 |
| playername |
| Plip |
| ploopy |
| plumper |
| plump helmet man |
| plurb |
| plus sign |
| Plutonian |
| plutonium elemental |
| poison glitter tree |
| polar bear |
| polar vortex |
| polka-dot dragon |
| Poly gone |
| Polymorphic Virus |
| Polyself bug |
| polytrap abomination |
| Pong Paddle 1 |
| Pong Paddle 2 |
| Poop Elemental |
| Pootisbird |
| pop-culture reference |
| pop-up ad |
| pope |
| Popeye the sailor man (toot, toot!) |
| Poppler |
| popup ad |
| porcupine |
| poring |
| Porn Golem |
| porno fish |
| Possessed waffle iron |
| potassium elemental |
| Potato golem |
| potentate of amnesia |
| pot fiend |
| potion golem |
| potted plant |
| Potted Plant |
| poultrygeist |
| power armor Hitler |
| power chord |
| power failure |
| Power Rangers |
| PPCannon Mk.II |
| pr0n dealer |
| pr0n golem |
| pr0n prawn |
| prairie dog |
| pre-redesign Sonic |
| Preacher man wants to save your soul |
| President Eden |
| president of the United States |
| primal white jelly |
| Prime Minister of Canada |
| Prince |
| Prince of Space |
| Princess Peach |
| Princess Toadstool |
| Prinny |
| Priscilla the Halfbreed |
| prismatic dragon |
| prissy, two-faced, backstabbing Templar whore |
| Private Parts |
| pro-gamer |
| Probot |
| processed dairy product slice golem |
| professional wrestler |
| Professor Genki |
| Professor Oak |
| Professor Snape |
| Professor Snape wearing a vulture hat |
| program in disorder |
| programmer |
| propane addict |
| Propane Golem (BWAH!) |
| Proto Badger |
| pseudodragon |
| Psychadelic Eyeball |
| psychedelic beetle |
| Psychlo |
| psych orb |
| Psychosis-fueled drugs |
| psycho teddy bear |
| pterosaur |
| Pudding Farmer |
| punch card golem |
| punch golem |
| punctuation golem |
| puppeteer |
| pure virtual function call |
| purple dinosaur |
| purple dragon |
| purple haze |
| purple unicorn |
| push-down automaton |
| Putit |
| pygmy |
| Pyramidhead |
| Pyramid Head |
| pyrex golem |
| pyrite golem |
| pyromancer |
| pyromaniac windchime |
| pyroroamer |
| quagga |
| quantum operator on a Hilbert space |
| quantum superposition |
| quantum wavefunction |
| quartz golem |
| quetzal |
| quicktime event |
| quine |
| quivering Jell-O |
| quokka |
| Quote |
| qwerty beast |
| R34 snow golem |
| rabid croissant |
| rabid gnome |
| rabid lawyer |
| rabid lichen |
| rabid rabbi |
| rabid shopkeeper |
| rabid squirrel |
| Rabite |
| Racecar Bob and Bob Racecar |
| Radagast the Brown |
| radeligian cateagle |
| radium elemental |
| radon elemental |
| raging chunk of corned beef |
| raging nerd |
| raging stiffy |
| Ragout Rabbit |
| Rainbow Dash |
| rainbow light |
| rainbow unicorn |
| Rakanishu wielding a MAC-10 |
| rakshasha |
| rancid royal jelly blob |
| Rancor Monster |
| random monster |
| random number generator |
| Random Number God |
| random number golem |
| ranging stiffie |
| rare nymph |
| Rarity |
| Rasputin |
| Rast |
| rather scary-looking monster |
| ration golem |
| Ratio Tile |
| rat king |
| Rattus norvegicus |
| ratwere |
| Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal |
| Rayearth |
| Raymond Luxury Yacht |
| Reaganomics |
| realization of your life's true meaning |
| really, really, really big dragon |
| realm ripper |
| recursion golem of recursion golems |
| recursive item stack |
| red d |
| red D |
| redditor |
| red light |
| red light district |
| RedMachineD |
| redneck tree |
| redshirt |
| Regalia |
| regular bandicoot |
| Reimu Hakurei |
| Ren and Stimpy |
| Renard |
| Rene Descartes (uncertain of your existence) |
| Rent-a-Cop center |
| repo man |
| Reptar |
| republican |
| Republican |
| Reshiram |
| Resistance Leader |
| result of a bad polytrap |
| retroencabulator |
| Revan's Mom |
| Rhakkus |
| rhinoceros |
| rhodium elemental |
| Rhythm Masters |
| rice pudding |
| Richard Stallman |
| Rick Deckard |
| Rick James |
| Rickroll |
| Ricky Rat |
| Ridley |
| Ridley (ENGAGE him, MOTHERFUCKER!) |
| right-side-up pineapple upside-down cake |
| right eye |
| river grinch |
| RNG |
| road runner |
| roamer |
| Robert, Wizard of Trebor |
| Robocop |
| robot finding stegosaurus |
| robot giant |
| Robotic Kraken |
| roc |
| rock 'n roll mole |
| rock lobster |
| rock salt golem |
| Rodent of an Unusual Size |
| Rodney |
| Rodrigo Duterte riding a terror bird |
| Roger Rabbit |
| Rogue AI |
| Rogue Antivirus |
| Rogue pixel |
| Ronald McDonald |
| Ronald Reagan |
| Ron Jeremy |
| roomba |
| roostertrice |
| rotdhizon |
| rotghroth |
| rotted jelly |
| rotten flesh golem |
| rotten lichen |
| rougelike |
| Royal jelly |
| Roy Koopa |
| rubber baby buggy bumper |
| rubber chicken |
| rubber ducky |
| rubber golem |
| rubber snake |
| rubbish golem |
| Rubicante |
| rubidium elemental |
| Rubik's cube |
| Ruby-Eye Shabranigdo |
| Ruby Weapon |
| Rumble McSkirmish |
| Rumplestiltskin |
| run-time error |
| Runaway Ford Pinto |
| runaway process |
| Rust (programming language) monster |
| Rust Evangelism Strike Force |
| rust piercer |
| ruthenium elemental |
| Ryu from Streets |
| Ryu Hayabusa |
| s-scary takoyaki |
| S.W.A.T. member |
| SA-X parasite |
| Sabrina, the teenage lich |
| Saddam Hussein |
| saiph |
| Saiyan |
| Sally Bowles |
| Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake |
| salt golem |
| samoan attorney |
| Sam Starfall |
| Samsung Note Galaxy 7 with flames shooting out of it |
| Sam the One-Eyed Marketeer |
| Samurai named Ken |
| sandworm |
| Sankis the Beardless |
| Sans |
| Santa Claus |
| SARS-CoV-2 |
| SARS-in-a-can |
| Satan (localized as the Dark Prince in English-speaking territories) |
| Satan Claws |
| sauceror |
| Sauron |
| Savathûn, the Witch Queen |
| save-game corruption |
| savegame erasing bug |
| sawdust golem |
| scaly, no-feather-bullshit, kosher raptor |
| scandium elemental |
| scarlet dragon |
| Scarmliogne |
| scary clown |
| scary devil monk |
| Scary Monsters |
| schizophrenic |
| Schooner-class DRAGON |
| Schrodinger's Gun |
| Schrödinger's cat |
| schwa |
| Scion |
| Scooby-Doo |
| Scorpia |
| SCP-682 |
| scrag |
| scrap metal monster |
| Scraps |
| screaming dizbuster |
| Screaming Heebie-Jeebie |
| Scribe Bigsley |
| Scribe Vallincourt |
| scroll of 133+5p3ak |
| scroll of animity |
| scroll of genocide |
| scroll of leekspeak |
| scroll of leetspeak |
| Scrooge McDuck |
| scruffy-looking nerf-herder |
| Scrupulous fingore |
| scud storm |
| Scuzzlebutt |
| sea cucumber |
| sea orc |
| searing artila |
| sea serpent |
| Seath the Scaleless |
| sea wyvern |
| second law of thermodynamics |
| Secretary (Unpurified) |
| Secret Base Trainer $playername |
| secret hidden unlockable Nethack class |
| segfault |
| segmentation fault |
| Seigmeyer of Catarina |
| Selece |
| selenium elemental |
| self-replicating soldier ant |
| Senator Armstrong |
| Sender of Eight |
| Senor Cardgage |
| Senpai |
| Senpai (unaware of your presence) |
| Sentiant cheese sandwhich |
| Sentient Game Genie |
| Septopus |
| seraph |
| sergeant ant |
| Sergeant Schlock |
| Server |
| sessile lichen |
| set containing all sets other than itself |
| set of all sets |
| set with a cardinality of aleph-infinity |
| seven-headed, fire-breathing $dog |
| sexy fox dude sucking off a sexy dragon dude smoking weed |
| Seymour Butts |
| Shaduroth |
| Shaggy |
| Shai-Hulud |
| Shambler (Quake) |
| shard shrike |
| shark-headed man |
| Sharknado |
| shark with a frickin laser beam attached to its fricken head |
| shawnz |
| sheep |
| Sheriff McStool |
| Sheriff of Nottingham |
| She Who Must Be Obeyed |
| Shift_JIS monster |
| Shigu |
| shimmering $playername |
| shimmering dragon |
| shinigami |
| shitpost |
| ShitpostBot 5000 |
| Shnardlewonk |
| SHODAN |
| shoebill |
| Shofixti |
| shoggoth |
| Shopkeeper (wielding a gold coin) |
| Short worm |
| Shotgrub |
| Shredder |
| Shroedinger's Cat |
| shrubbery |
| Shy Guy |
| Siberian |
| Sigmund |
| Sigmund (wielding a scythe) |
| SiIvaGunner |
| Silent Bob |
| silicon elemental |
| Silly-String golem |
| silly goose |
| silly in-joke |
| Silver Chariot |
| silver dragon scale mail golem |
| silver elemental |
| silver saber-tooth tiger |
| Sim@ |
| Simon Belmont |
| Singing and dancing frog |
| sinking ear |
| Sir Shaggalot |
| Sister Mary Loquacious of the Chattering Order of Satanic Nuns |
| six-fingered man |
| six foot man eating chicken |
| Skeith |
| Skeletal Scarlet O' Hara |
| Skeletor |
| Skeletron 9000 |
| Skibidi Toilet |
| Skibidi Toilet Guy |
| Skilled mind flayer |
| Skitter |
| Skooks |
| skunk |
| sky wyvern |
| Slappy the Dummy |
| Slashdot Troll |
| sleaze elemental |
| sleeping Snorlax blocking your way |
| sleestak |
| Sleeve Jobs |
| Slenderman |
| Slender Man |
| Sleve McDichael |
| slightly attractive, slightly overweight color guard maiden |
| slightly more attractive clone of yourself |
| slime girl |
| Slime Maul |
| slime mime |
| slime mold |
| Slim Shady |
| slimy bug |
| Slinky |
| sloth |
| slow loris |
| Sluggo (lit) |
| slugman |
| Slum Dweller |
| Slut |
| slut with syphilis |
| small letter |
| Small minotaur |
| Smaug |
| smoke mephit |
| Smoker |
| smurf |
| Snake from Beyond |
| snargl |
| snark |
| Sniper Kin |
| Snoopy |
| Snowager |
| snowglobe containing the entire universe |
| snow gnat |
| snow golem |
| snow goon |
| soap golem |
| social media influencer |
| social worker |
| sodium elemental |
| Soft & Wet |
| Solaire |
| Solaire of Astora |
| soldier ant vortex |
| soldier ant WITH A GUN |
| soldier ant with the wand of death |
| soldier of fortune |
| solid snake |
| some babbling slabarse |
| some drunken twat |
| somethingmancer |
| Sonic.exe |
| Sonic The Hedgehog |
| Sonny Forelli |
| soul eater |
| Soviet Russia |
| Space |
| space-time anomaly |
| Space Chief |
| Space General |
| Space Ghost coast-to-coast |
| Spaceman Spiff |
| space squid |
| space wyvern |
| spaghetti code |
| Spaghetti Giant |
| Spaghetti Monster |
| spamalope |
| spambot |
| spam dragon |
| spammer |
| Spathi |
| Spaz Twit |
| specific protection fault |
| spectral dragon |
| Speedrunner |
| Spellbook of wishing |
| spelling mistake |
| spelpruf golumm |
| sphinx |
| Spider Jockey |
| Spiderman |
| Spider Pig |
| spiked punch golem |
| spinning beachball of death |
| Spiral of Ants |
| spirit of fire |
| Spitter |
| spleling eror elmental |
| spoiler bug |
| spooky scary skeleton |
| spoony bard |
| Spoooky bookshelf |
| Spoooky cabinet |
| Spoooky candlabra |
| Spoooky chair |
| Spoooky chandelier |
| Spoooky coat rack |
| Spoooky couch |
| Spoooky crate |
| Spoooky grandfather clock |
| Spoooky table |
| Spoooky treasure chest |
| Spoooky umbrella stand |
| spotted dragon |
| spriggan |
| Springtrap |
| spycrab |
| Spy Fox |
| SQL injection attack |
| Sr. Pelo (AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!) |
| Srawkcab Eman |
| stack overflow |
| stack underflow |
| stained jelly |
| staircase from an MC Escher drawing |
| star-bellied sneetch |
| star-nosed mole |
| starman |
| Star Platinum |
| Starveling Cat |
| stasis vortex |
| static mimic |
| Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man |
| stdev |
| steam mephit |
| steel beetle |
| Steel gear |
| Stephan Kong (wielding a Ponnywiz) |
| Stephen Colbert |
| Stephen King (wielding a Pennywise) |
| Steppenwerewolf |
| Steve Jobs |
| stick figure |
| stinger site |
| Stinkoman |
| Stone Free |
| storm of buttered footballs |
| stormtrooper |
| strangler |
| strawberry jelly |
| street preacher |
| Strider Hiryu |
| Strong Bad |
| strontium elemental |
| Struttin' Evil Mushroom |
| stuffed bear |
| stuffed raccoon puppet |
| Stupendous Man |
| stupidity in motion |
| styrofoam elemental |
| styrofoam golem |
| SubGenius |
| succutrice |
| sucking mimic |
| suckyoubus |
| sudden reboot |
| sugar daddy |
| sugar golem |
| sulfur elemental |
| sumatran rat-monkey |
| Summerween Trickster |
| Sundowner |
| Super-Saiyan |
| superalloy golem |
| Super Battle Droid |
| Supercaptaincoolman |
| super grue |
| Superman |
| Super Mario |
| Super Mario in real life |
| Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 |
| Super Sonic |
| super wooden statue |
| Supox |
| Sure, Not |
| surfer dude |
| Surfshack Tito |
| surprise elemental |
| sussy baka |
| swamp nymph |
| swarm of lowercase Bs |
| Swedish Vinny |
| Swine flu |
| Swiper |
| sword tooth tiger |
| Sylveon |
| Sylvester Stallone |
| Syndicate operative |
| synth |
| Syreen |
| sysadmin |
| system administrator |
| T-Rex |
| Taco Giant |
| tactical superweapon |
| TAEB |
| Takakazu Abe |
| takodachi |
| Talking Paperclip |
| Taniks, the Scarred |
| Taniks Perfected |
| Taniks Reborn |
| Taniks the Abomination |
| Taniks with a steel chair!!! |
| tapeworm |
| tapir |
| tar archive |
| tar blob |
| TARDIS |
| tar golem |
| tarrasque |
| Tarvos |
| taxman |
| Taxxon |
| tea golem |
| teal deer |
| teal dragon |
| Tea leaf vortice |
| Team A Leader |
| Team Ant Leader |
| Team Missile Bomb Grunt |
| Team Rocket Grunt |
| techbro |
| technetium elemental |
| tectonic segmentation fault |
| Ted Danson |
| teddy bear |
| teddy owlbear |
| teenage mutant kung-fu chicken |
| Teen Titan |
| Teferi |
| telemarketer |
| televangelist |
| tellurium elemental |
| Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan |
| tentacle demon |
| Teracotta Warrior |
| terracotta soldier |
| terrorbeak |
| terrorist |
| terror vlish |
| testicular homocide |
| Texas hold em' golem |
| thahd |
| thahd shade |
| Thamiel |
| That f***ing wizard again... |
| that guy... you know the one |
| that one boss |
| that one boss named Whitney |
| that thing you saw a moment ago out of the corner of your eye |
| The "City of New Orleans" |
| the abstract concept of nothingness |
| the almighty dollar |
| The Ancient One |
| The Anti-Butler |
| The Arbitration Committee |
| The Avatar |
| the BFG 9000 |
| The Big Cheese |
| The Big Lebowsky |
| the blessed +5 Sword of Damocles |
| the Blizzard of Ozz |
| The Bloat |
| The Bugblatter Beast of Traal |
| the Candyman |
| The chosen one |
| the Chupacabra |
| the CIE 1931 color space |
| The Colour Out Of Space |
| The Creeper |
| The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers) |
| the Creeping Terror |
| The Curse of Jenni |
| the cyberdemon |
| The Darkest of Princes |
| the darkness |
| The Demon Lord Surtur |
| THE DEMONS |
| The Destroyer of Levels |
| the DevTeam |
| The Dragon Reborn |
| The dreaded urethra expander |
| The Dress |
| The Dungeon Beastiary Boys |
| the Eggman, goo goo ga-joob |
| the embodiment of life, death and everything inbetween |
| The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight |
| The Eye Of Larn |
| The F***ing Universe |
| the F.O.E. |
| The femur-breaker machine |
| the fifth elemental |
| The Final Pam |
| the first four Black Sabbath albums |
| The Flying Spaghetti Monster |
| The Fonz |
| the Forgotten Beast |
| The Fourth Wall |
| The game that Nintendo WANTS you to FORGET |
| the Ghost of Christmas Past |
| the Ghost of Christmas Present |
| the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come |
| the ghost of Tupac Shakur |
| the Goblin King |
| the God Damn Batman |
| the goddess Discordia |
| the goddess Eris |
| the Godfather |
| The God Hand |
| the good, the bad, and the ugly |
| The Grateful Dead |
| the great bit bucket in the sky |
| The Great Unknown |
| The Grimace |
| The Hacker |
| The Hamburglar |
| the heartbreak of psoriasis |
| the hellbride |
| the High Dragun |
| the hounds |
| the importance of being earnest |
| the Incredible Hulk's weight in bees |
| The instant-death nymph. You die... --More-- |
| the Internet |
| the invisible cockatrice |
| the invisible Demogorgon |
| the invisible werewaiter |
| The janitor (wielding a cursed, poisoned mop) |
| The Jizzard of Splendor |
| the Joker |
| The King of Fist |
| the Laffer curve |
| the largest prime number |
| the last seven digits of pi |
| The Last Unicorn |
| the Lernaean Hydra |
| The light bringer, the f***ing universe! |
| the listserv of the Gods |
| the Lizard of Oz |
| the Loch Ness monster |
| The Lollipop Guild |
| The Long One |
| THEM |
| the Man Who Sold The World |
| The Man Who Was Thursday |
| The man with the seven scars |
| The Miami Mutilator |
| the Michelin Man |
| The monster you know you are |
| The Mos |
| the most annoying sound in the world |
| the most dangerous game |
| The Mystery Machine |
| The Nameless One |
| the Newt King |
| The Noise |
| The one-eyed flesh python |
| the one character from that game |
| the Oracle SQL Transactional Database System |
| the overwhelming feeling your every action is being controlled by a remote entity |
| the paparazzi |
| the pastor, with your father in tow (wielding a paddle) |
| The Pink invisible Unicorn |
| The Platinum Yendorian Express Card bill |
| The player |
| The President |
| The Puppet |
| the Rabbit of Caerbannog |
| The Real Slim Shady |
| The Red Baron |
| The Red Sox |
| The Reefer Man |
| The RNG |
| the road |
| the ROFLchopter |
| the ROFLcopter |
| the Roomba |
| the roots of Yggdrasil |
| The rude sandstorm |
| The Savage Decider |
| The Savior At The End Of The Century |
| the Scarecrow |
| The Science Team |
| The Skull Knight |
| the smashing pumpkin |
| The Sound of Silence |
| the Spice Girls |
| the Spy |
| the studio audience |
| the swarm of locust |
| The System |
| thetan |
| the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles |
| the Terminator |
| The Theory of Relativity |
| the Three Stooges |
| the traveling salesman in that problem |
| The Tree That Owns Itself |
| the unbearable lightness of being |
| The Undertaker |
| The United States |
| the unquietable coworker |
| The updated autopsy report |
| the urge that you're being watched |
| the urge to look at your hands |
| the White Witch |
| the Wicked Witch of the East |
| the Wicked Witch of the West |
| the winner of the annual "the longest name of a polymorphed monster" award monster |
| the Wizard of Odds |
| the Wizard of Oz |
| the Wizard of Schnozz |
| the Wizard of Yeldud |
| The Wizard with a lizard gizzard |
| the word "Green" written in red text |
| The World |
| The wrong trousers |
| The Zipper Ripper |
| The Zombie of Steve Irwin |
| Thin air |
| thing |
| Thing That Should Not Be |
| thing with 2.3i heads |
| this friend I have, named Joey Jo-Jo... Junior... Shabadoo? |
| Thomas Biskup |
| Thomas the War Criminal |
| thoroughly rusted -3 iron golem |
| thoroughly rusty thoroughly corroded iron golem |
| Thot |
| Thraddash |
| three-headed cockatrice |
| three-headed duck-billed rabbit |
| three-headed fire-breathing chicken |
| three-headed monkey |
| three dead trolls in a baggie |
| three dwarves in a trenchcoat standing on each others' shoulders |
| Three Mile Beastie |
| three weaving crones |
| throbbing shaft |
| thrumbo |
| Thulsa Doom |
| thunder fiend of gain level |
| Thursday Next |
| thwomp |
| Tiamat |
| timberwolf |
| Time |
| time paradox |
| timey wimey ball |
| tin elemental |
| tinfoil golem |
| Tinkaton |
| Tinkerbell |
| Tinky-Winky |
| tin of gin |
| tin of gnome meat |
| tiny airship wielding forty pirates and a cannon |
| titanium elemental |
| Tobar |
| Toilet |
| Toilet Duck |
| toilet paper golem |
| Tom Marvolo Riddle |
| Tommy Vercetti |
| Tom Nook |
| Tom Servo |
| Tonberry |
| topiary golem |
| topological golem |
| top ten list |
| TORNADO (louter, Joel!) |
| Toroko |
| Toto |
| Toy Bonnie |
| Toy Chica |
| toy doll with its Good/Evil switch set to "Evil" |
| Toy Freddy |
| Toyota Corolla |
| Tralfamadorian |
| transposed particle field |
| trapdoor spider |
| trapped trapper |
| trapper |
| treant |
| Trekkie Monster |
| tretre fly |
| triceratops |
| Tridude |
| triple Gandalf |
| trippy vortex |
| Trogdor the Burninator |
| troglodyte |
| tron bug |
| trouser snake |
| Truck-kun |
| truck driver |
| true meaning of Christmas |
| tube rat |
| tubgirl |
| tub of nut butter |
| tumbleweed |
| tungsten elemental |
| tunnel network |
| Tupperware golem |
| turbo chicken |
| turboencabulator |
| turbonium dragon |
| Turd Ferguson |
| turducken |
| Turing machine implemented in Microsoft Excel |
| turkey |
| turkeytrice |
| Turmaculus |
| Turok-Han |
| Tusk |
| Tutu-wearing Sarevok |
| Tux the penguin |
| twen |
| Twilight Sparkle |
| two-headed two-bodied goat |
| two hot dogs |
| twonky |
| Two polite boys named Hengus and Grengus |
| tyger |
| tyop mnotsre |
| Tyrannosaurus Mex |
| tzitzimitl |
| UboaAAAAAAAAAAA~! |
| UFO porno |
| ugly bitch |
| Ulfric Stormcloak |
| Ultimate Chimera |
| ultra mega battle robot |
| Umbreon |
| Umgah |
| Umpah Lumpah |
| umpire |
| unassuming local guy |
| unbeatable Air Man |
| unbound quark |
| Uncle Denny's |
| Uncle Fester |
| Uncle Henry |
| Uncle Proton |
| unclosed parenthesis |
| Undead angel |
| Undead Core |
| undercover cop |
| Underwater Basket Weaving Kobold |
| unhandled exception |
| uni-horned corn |
| unintentional switch case fall-through |
| unitaur |
| universe |
| Unladen swallow |
| unmatched parenthesis |
| unobserved quantum state |
| unpredictably deadly pyromaniac midget |
| unsigned long worm |
| Unskilled mind flayer |
| unstable equilibrium |
| unstoppable army of robot alligators |
| unwanted text message from your ex |
| Upper-Cruster |
| Upperclass Twit of the Year |
| ur-drakon |
| ur-glahk |
| Ur-Quan |
| ur-vile |
| uranium elemental |
| urge to stare at your hands |
| Urist |
| Urist McDwarf |
| Urist McMonster |
| Ursa Major |
| used tire golem |
| UTF-16 lone surrogate unit |
| Utwig |
| uwumancer |
| Vaas Montenegro |
| Vald the Confused |
| vampire bird |
| Vampire Blacksmith forging a katana |
| vampire chicken |
| vampire dazzler |
| vampire mosquito |
| Vampire Potter |
| Vampire Queen |
| vampire slayer |
| vamp mimic |
| vanadium elementa |
| vanadium elemental |
| Van Darkholme |
| Vanilla Ice |
| Vannamelon |
| Vaporeon |
| Vash the Stampede |
| Vault-Tec(TM) vault guard |
| Vault Boy |
| Vault Dweller |
| velcro golem |
| Velma |
| velociraptor |
| vending machine |
| venomous nymph |
| venture capitalist |
| venus flytrap |
| vermicious knid |
| vertigo vortex |
| very grizzly bear |
| very imaginary number |
| very very very flying yak |
| vibrating square |
| vicious fermid |
| Vigo the Carpathian |
| viking |
| violent fungus |
| Violist |
| Viper on his bike, dual-wielding chains |
| virtual stack machine |
| visible stalker |
| Vizard of Yendor |
| Vladd the Dropout |
| Vlad the Impala |
| vlish |
| vogon |
| void elemental |
| void pointer |
| volcano giant |
| Voldemort |
| Voltron |
| voluptuous ampersand |
| voracious bug |
| Vore (Quake) |
| Vorlon |
| vorpal golem |
| vorpal jabberwock |
| Vortex drone |
| vortigaunt |
| Vrock Obama |
| Vrock Samson |
| VTOL aircraft |
| Vtuber |
| vulture |
| Vuvuzela golem (ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) |
| VUX |
| W**dch*ck |
| wacky wahoo pizza man |
| wacky waving arm-flailing inflatable tube-man |
| waddle dee |
| waddle doo |
| Waffle |
| Waiter waiting for a #tip |
| wake up call boss |
| Waldo |
| walking disk drive |
| walking mushroom |
| walking Sony Walkman |
| Walpurgis Night |
| walrus |
| wanderer |
| wand of wishing |
| Wangsta |
| War |
| Warden of Yendor |
| warm-up boss |
| warning level 1 |
| warning level 2 |
| warning level 3 |
| warning level 4 |
| warning level 5 |
| Wart |
| warthog |
| water buffalo |
| waterproof elemental |
| waterproof golem |
| wayward son |
| Weapons of Mass Destruction |
| weasel |
| Weed Eater |
| wee green blobbie |
| wee little beastie |
| Weeping Angel |
| Weird Al Yankovic |
| well-ordered set |
| Wendy O. Koopa |
| Wenslydale golem |
| were(random beast) |
| were-ki-rin |
| Were-skunk |
| wereape |
| werecar |
| werecockatrice |
| werecoyote |
| weredolphin |
| werefoo |
| werehorse |
| werehouse |
| werehuman |
| wereincubus |
| werelich |
| weremedusa |
| weremindflayer |
| weremold |
| weremouse |
| werephase mummy |
| wereplatypus |
| wererocktroll |
| weresuccubus |
| wereworm |
| Wes Craven |
| whale shark |
| What looks like a strict progression of cause to effect but is really wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey |
| whelk |
| When we introduced Eg to the giant, he misunderstood. |
| Whiteface Charcoalpants |
| white rabbit |
| White Snake |
| white supremacist |
| wide-angle disintegration beam |
| Widget the Shapeshifter |
| wiener sausage |
| wif dove |
| wight supremacist |
| Wikipedia enthusiast |
| wiki vandal |
| wild slaphead |
| willow-the-wisp |
| wimpy final boss |
| Windam |
| windows subsystem has stopped unexpectedly |
| winged lemur |
| winged snake |
| Winston Churchill |
| wish of wanding |
| Witchalok |
| witch of Agnesi |
| Witch of Endor |
| Wizard of Earthsea |
| Wizard of Yendoor |
| Wizards of the Coast |
| Wolfoid |
| wolfwere |
| wombat |
| Wombat |
| Wonder of U |
| WONKOR MAXIMUM |
| Woody (staring at you with a pervy grin) |
| wookie |
| Wooly |
| wooper trooper |
| word golem |
| world eater |
| world killer |
| Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman |
| worthless yellowish-brown glass golem |
| writhing mass of primal chaos |
| wub |
| wumpus |
| wumpus mummy |
| wyrm |
| X'rphan the White Wyrm |
| Xeen's pet |
| Xena |
| Xena, Warrior Princess |
| xenon elemental |
| Xenu |
| xeroc |
| Xivilai |
| XML parsing error |
| xof |
| xoff |
| Xom |
| xon |
| XOR(n) |
| xorff |
| Xorn's lemma |
| XTRA SPICY WONKOR |
| XX!XX!XX!XX |
| xXL337_5N1P3R_420N05C0P3_L0RDXx |
| XX leather golem XX |
| XXX |
| XXX golem |
| xXx golem xXx |
| xXxHeroKiller200xXx |
| xyzzy |
| Yacatat of Wealth |
| Yagu Matasai |
| yak |
| yaktaur capitan |
| YANI |
| yasd |
| Yeerk |
| Yehat |
| yellow-slotted gizzard |
| yellow-spotted lizard |
| yellowish-brown dragon |
| yellow submarine |
| Yendor |
| yet another $#%*& floating eye |
| Yizzard of Wendor |
| Yoba |
| Yog-Sothoth |
| Yogi Bear |
| YouBane |
| YOU FRICCIN MORON YOU JUST GOT BEANED |
| your "homework" folder |
| Your AA sponsor |
| your brain on drugs |
| Your coworker |
| Your dad in a Speedo |
| Your Dad On A Sybian |
| your deepest darkest fear |
| your ex |
| Your Father |
| your foot |
| your godfather |
| your hopes and dreams |
| Your hot cousin |
| your inner demons |
| your mom |
| Your Mom |
| your own future light cone |
| your own hands |
| your own penis |
| your pet idiot |
| your project's deadline |
| your quest nemesis |
| Your regrets |
| Yourself |
| yourself from an alternate timeline |
| Your semi-cousin who shares three of the same mothers as you |
| Your sister in a string bikini |
| your thoughts |
| your yee yee ass haircut |
| Ysalamir |
| ysalamiri |
| yttrium elemental |
| Yukari Yakumo |
| yule log |
| Zadir the Washer |
| Zaku |
| Zalgo |
| Zamboni |
| Zangief |
| zappy eel |
| Zardoz |
| Zeeky H. Bomb |
| Zekrom |
| Zelda |
| zergling |
| zerg rush |
| Zeruel |
| Ze Swedish Chef |
| Zici Azazelinn |
| zinc elemental |
| zirconium elemental |
| zmobie |
| zombie (on your lawn) |
| zombie dragon |
| zombie mummy |
| zombie named Rob |
| zombie pigman |
| zombie process |
| zombie robot ninja samurai pirate sorcerer gunman |
| zombie sasquatch |
| zombie zombie |
| zombified tarantulas |
| zombi Oracle |
| zoombini |
| zoomer |
| Zoomer Boomer |
| Zoq-Fot-Pik |
| Zork's lemma |
| zorkmid |
| zorkmid golem |
| zorkmind |
| zorkmindflayer |
| Zorn's lemma |
| zrutier |
| zrutiest |
| zruty from Zyzzy |
| zygote |
| zzt smiley man |
| zzz- -_- (sleeping ASCII man) |
| zzzzzz> /\/\/\/<(|||'-') *damned bee* |
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