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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Dec 23rd, 2012 >Necromancer
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed by a  | 
 |      newt      | 
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)\/()|/()|)\/)|))\|/
@ Well, looks like I'm dead. Time for Anhur to give me my eternal reward.
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@ Wait? Gehennom? I thought I got my rightful rest!

& It seems some awful sin kept you from going to the Celestial Realms.

Asmodeus examines a 
manilla folder      
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& I'll check your file, but it's just mainly the stuff a normal decent person would do. Consorting with succubi, eating the corpses of sentient beings, training animals to shoplift...

@ So my record is clear?

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& Ah, here it is. You drank from a fountain in Minetown.

@ No! I knew that would come back to haunt me!

Frankly, he didn't know Dudley was capable of such depravity.
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3 Comments

#1 Anonymous Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:14:58
Nice

#2 ThePathfinder Sat, 31 Jan 2015 12:20:01
But he has done many crazy things.He is not clean in fact.

#3 brightblackhole Tue, 1 Jun 2021 00:09:58
I don't know much about NetHack but this somehow didn't go over my head. E

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