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9 Comments
They've got their priorities straight, they do. :)
Or else forming a band of robbers and forcibly extracting wealth from all those visitors.
If you keep that in mind, it's obvious why they don't allow gold and/or treasure detection of any kind. They probably even have other gnomes re-burying treasure on the sly, too.
I love this one. Keeps making me think of Ankh Morpork.